How do you do breakfast? Do you just shovel down some cold cereal

I fry some bread in lard, dip it in ketchup and then eat it in bed.

An avocado on rye or roasted mackerel with lemon
I'm a meme faggot

>>8202734

I usually warm up some left-overs from the dinner the day before.in the microwave

>>8202747
Is that filling? I feel like I'd just be eating again in a half hour.

I just have 2 bananas

>>8202777
I weight 97 lbs so I don't need a lot of fuel

>>8202796
Holy shit I would probably crush you if I was dropped on you.

>>8202799
Please don't :(

>>8202796
I am literally three of you

>>8202796
>97 pound grown man

how is this even possible

Coffee from moka pot and a bun with cheese, maybe a glass of milk. That's about it.

I mostly do an omelette of either 2 or 3 eggs, depending on how hungry i am or if i worked out that morning.
Otherwise i'll often get 1 or 2 soft boiled eggs with a slice of rye bread with cheese on the side.
Rarely i'll do poached or fried eggs, but it happens.

>>8202923
AIDS

>>8202734
During the week I do a couple cups of coffee to start the day and then a protein bar around 10:00 to hold me off until lunch. Weekends, I usually do some kind of a scramble or hash using any meats or produce that I have that are about to go bad.

On weekdays I usually go for two pieces of whole wheat toast with cottage cheese or hummus and some fruit, most of the times an orange.

On weekends I put in some more effort. I either go sweet (croissants/pains au chocolat, yoghurt, fruit) or savory (scrambled eggs, toast with various cheeses and charcuterie or fish)

>>8202734
Either dirty chai or twelve boiled egg whites and seltzer.

>>8202907
Senpai needs to diet

>>8202923
excuse me did you just assume their gender?

>>8202957
I...I'm just big boned...

No, yeah I'm a fat motherfucker.

>>8202923
he's probably skelly and 4'10"

Sometimes I eat muesli with fruit and honey
Sometimes I eat toast with jam or queso fresco
But most of the times I just eat two eggs and a cup of coffee

>>8202973
I'm 5'3 or 5'4 I think. But yeah pretty skelly. I'm trying to build muscle but it's slow works.

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Do these scrambled eggs look like shit?
Like, I think they they taste good, but I feel like they're not "fluffy" like they're supposed to be. I'm trying to go for that "cloud" look. Or am I just paranoid?

>>8203068
overcooked

>>8203073
Welp. What's ideal? Like as soon as there's no more liquid in the pan?

>>8203081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

>>8203098
how am I supposed to get gordon to cook them for me

>>8203098
Alright. Tomorrow morning I'm gonna have the best damn scrambled eggs.

>>8202978
hows life knowing the only women attracted to you are midgets?

>>8203124
you're a big bully

>>8203105
Ask him nicely.

My breakfast is something like this
-2 whole eggs
-2 egg whites
-1 whole grain bread with peanut butter n grape jelly

Eggs are scrambled and if I buy turkey sausage I'll cook a bit.

If I don't have time to cook, I just make myself a eanut butter n jelly sand which.

>>8202734
Home made plain yogurt with saute'd strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, apple, or banana, topped with a handful of uncooked rolled oats, and multiple cups of tea.

>>8203122
Don't trust that hack

>>8203148
right cunt he is mate

>>8203124
I have no problems getting women actually. Good looks and charm is more important than height.

>cup of dark roast french press coffee
>salted soft boiled egg
>multivitamin+omega3+anti-depressant
>33cl can of lager
>5 menthol cigarettes

>>8203161
healthy as fuck my dude

>>8203166
life is not happy atm, bro

som

>>8202974
Muesli is a god among cereals.

>>8202734
Look mom I did thing

>>8202734
Ok, rate mine
Oat flakes, table spoon of goiji berries, nuts, home made cherry jam mixed with 3 spoons of thicc greek yoghurt. Sometimes I add a banana or other fruit. Cup of black tea.
Quick, tasty and filling.

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Oats with a shit load of apples and blackberries for lots of fiber.

The cashew milk in the pic makes it look awful, but it tastes great.

Also coffee or tea.

I cook up some porridge on the hob with a mix of 2% milk and water. On occasion I stir in some honey, fruit, berries or nuts.
Dead simple, quick and the meal I enjoy most in an average day.

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>>8202796
>tfw skeletons posting in /ck/

two slices of fried spam, a piece of toast, three over easy eggs

>>8203068
Overcooked as fuck. A trick I found is to treat scrambled eggs like risotto in the pan. Constantly stir the mixture almost non stop. Also take it off the heat occasionally so no risk of overcooking.

>>8203472
You ever think that some folks like "overcooked" scrambled eggs?

Just because some people like theirs cooked to the consistency of snot, doesn't mean everyone does...

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I just eat two slices of bread with butter and drink a glass of milk or juice. Sometimes, I change the bread for a piece of cake or fruits.

>>8203199
Muesli with milk, yoghurt, and blueberries is truly a gift from god.

I prefer dinner for breakfast because I hate heavy meals in the evening.

>>8203419
that looks like vomit

Moka pot coffee (about half a mug of espresso)
Cod liver oil (in gel caps)
Vitamin C

If there are leftovers I generally eat them.
Otherwise I'm likely to make porridge.
If I were in a country with adequate bakers I would eat bread in the mornings.
(Somehow even the fresh stuff tastes like it's been in foil wrapper for the past six months, and could survive a nuclear holocaust. Such cheap, artificial ingredients.)

Sometimes dried banana or pineapple instead of oatmeal.

Tried the avocado breakfast thing a while back. I'd buy 7, eat the soft ones first, and have either bitter unripe or brown overripe ones left by the weekend. Breakfast shouldn't be dicy.

Cup of coffee, steak and eggs, a cup of oatmeal and Monster energy drink.

Then I go to the gym and shit in the pool.

Piece of bread, butter if I have time, and a piece of fruit.

Alternatively, whiskey and a handful of cheerios.

>>8205367
>whiskey and a handful of cheerios
Ah, the Boston Brunch. Very classy.

>>8205364
How much semen do you put in your post-workout shake?

>>8205376
>semen in a POST workout shake

You're fucking wasting your protein bro. You're fucking up something fierce.

>>8205317
But it tastes like heaven.

Get an egg sandwich at the cafeteria at work then that's it. It's fried egg, bacon or sausage, and cheese. I kind of worry it'll get really unhealthy for me

4 eggs scrambled and a cup of coffee

or a big bowl of oatmeal with a ton of blueberries

>eating bacon every day
jesus...

>>8202923
kek

>Oatmeal with protein powder and a banana
>egg English muffin
>coffee

This has been my breakfast for years now. I eat 3500 calories a day for reference

i dont

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I will never understand the disdain people have for cold cereal. It's like my favourite thing.

>>8206050
>I kind of worry it'll get really unhealthy for me
It already has, friend.

Weekdays, I rarely eat breakfast because that means I would have to wake up earlier.

Weekends sometimes I make breakfast but a lot of times I wake up and I'm too lazy to do anything so I end up not eating until lunch.

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>>8202734
>sugar but no cream

>>8206459
Most col cereals are junk food. Just look at the amount of sugar in them.

If you make your own, that's another situation all together, but if you buy any premade that isn't overpriced hippie shit, you're buying junk food.

>>8202734
Normally I make a pot of coffee, and a couple pieces of toast with peanut butter. If I'm out of bread i have oatmeal stashed in the cupboard and will eat that. Once, I forgot to go to the store and was out of both bread and oatmeal, so I just had coffee.

>>8203629
Whats your point? Some folks like to put ketchup on well done steak. Those eggs look rubbery and shitty.

>>8206612
What's YOUR point?

>>8203788
>dairy
Disgusting

I have a cup of coffee along a bowl of porridge made with 5 kinds of grains, chia seeds and vanilla protein powder topped with either raspberries or applesause.

>>8206674
homemade? which grains?

>>8206683
Store bought. It's a mix of rolled oats, rye and wheat flakes, barley and oat bran. It's got a nice mild and surprisingly soft taste and texture when cooked. I really prefer it over regular oats.

-3 egg omelette cooked in a bit of butter with grilled onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, spinach, and garlic in it
-2 pieces of shitty, Dollar Tree turkey bacon
-1 piece of double fiber bread with spray, 0 calorie, butter
-1 small glass of orange juice and ice water

I love breakfast. Don't usually eat lunch, so breakfast is pretty big.

I start off my day with a homemade coconut and a handful of activated almonds.

>>8206629
That you have shit taste and just because you like something doesn't make it good

>>8202734
Hot oatmeal cereal and maybe some yogurt

>>8206891
how do activate yours?

>>8203161
>3 am: just screaming

>>8203124

Hey, short chicks are best chicks

>>8202734
6 pieces of toast topped with cream cheese and Kalles Kaviar, Maybe 4 or so litres of milk to drink too.

>>8202734
Those are not over easy lmao

>>8203472
that's a fucking meme from that angry faggot's cooking video he does in his house why do I remember this

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>>8208283
>meme
Go suck a dick you fucking retard.

>>8202796

Are you qt?

Usually leftovers. I'm usually cold in the morning so I love soup soup for breakfast.

>>8202734

Whatever the heck I want. I'm a grown ass man and I can eat whatever the heck I want for breakfast.

Sometimes it's a few croissant breakfast sandwiches drizzled with honey. Sometimes it's leftover takeout from the day before. It really depends on my mood and whatever is left available in my house. MY house. I do not love in a basement or in an apartment like the rest of you.

>>8208879
Yeah, I live in an apartment, I can't choose what I want for breakfast!

>>8208879
How's that opportunity cost of owning a house treating you?

I don't eat breakfast, just make 5 cups of coffee and that'll tide me out to dinner

>>8202734
fry two eggs, make a black coffee, butter my toast, and read my phone's CNN app while slowly consuming before work.

>relaxing

>>8208219
You really drink 4 cartons of milk everyday?

I start every morning with a glass of ice water and a cup of green tea. Then I usually eat a bowl of oatmeal with chopped fruit or berries inside. Then a second serving of fruit or toast with peanut butter.

>>8208879
Are you adult enough to eat properly for breakfast, or do you act like man of the house all of the time?

>no wonder he lives alone

>>8202734
>eggs overcooked to fuck
>bacon undercooked and chewy
>dry fucking toast

looks pretty disgusting tbqh

>>8208879
>grown ass man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZpcZC1mBIk

>>8209021
Those dudes are lame as shit...

>>8209075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWIOKKuyGE
I like them and I usually hate blacks

>>8202734
eggs overdone, bacon underdone, toast looks like you just kissed it to your asshole and your finger popped through in the middle
3/10 would drink the coffee

>>8209094
>I like them and I usually hate blacks

Their ghetto humor sucks, because they obviously aren't ghetto....

>>8208283
and he burns the toast too!

>>8209188
>Black person creates an eccentric character for comedic effect

Oh, he must be trying to be "ghetto"

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>>8209226
>white person white knighting

Oh.....yea, that's normal.

Nevermind.

>>8209269
You sure have a lot of pictures of guys with blue hair.

>>8202978
Make sure your form is good and make sure to eat 1g protein/lb body weight

>>8209269
Pointing out your idiocy is hardly white knighting, faggot.

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>>8209279
Well, if you quit posting them on the net, then people couldn't use them to mock you...

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>>8209288

You seem upset.

>>8209269
>>8209295
>>8209301
>calls other people fags
>has multiple pictures of dudes saved to his hard drive

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>>8209314
>all this butthurt

>>8209343
I think you're the one who likes his butt to hurt, friendo

>>8202734
I dip canned tuna in 200g greek yogurt while laying in bed and eating it with a spoon and then finish the whole thing with vegetable leftovers from the evening before, my pillow has tomato sauce stains

>>8208219
6 pieces in toast as in 6 slices of bread? And then 4 liters of milk? What the fuck are you?

>>8209394
Swedish, I'm guessing

toast
eggs fried in oil and butter

I must eat about 60 eggs a month

>>8209424
me too anon

>>8203136

What do you do with the two spare egg yolks?

>>8202734
If it's a workday it's usually a scoop of scrambled eggs, a scoop of hashbrown, and I alternate between the bacon and sausage depending on which looks better that day. Sometimes I'll skip lunch and get like a half pound of bacon and a bagel and make a sandwich. Sometimes I just get granola.

On my days off it's more like brunch, because it's whatever I have available as hash on toast with vodka/orangejuice close to noon.

>>8202734
weekday:
>Black coffee
>Water
>2 crispy basted fried eggs with herbs
>lightly dressed greens
>fruit
>occasionally chicken, turkey, or imitation sausage

Weekends usually something more elaborate or I just go out

>>8202734
I don't like that you seem to be bragging about that bullshit.

If I forget to prepare the day beforehand
>Mug, as much oats as you'd like but will rise
>Add water until just underneath the oats
>Microwave at full heat for minute and a half
>Top with some almonds, berries, syrup w/e

Cutting season:
1 whole egg + 4 whites
One toast
Black coffee

Regular season:
2 eggs scrambled or omelette
2 toast with avocado.
Oatmeal with cranberries.

Pretty easy and straightforward, I've tried different types of brekky over the years, adding ham, bacon, other fruits, etc. But I found this one works best and doesn't make me feel like taking a crap as soon as I leave home.

>>8202973
My skelly 5'6" friends were still around 125 or so...

>>8208879

>He doesn't love in the basement

Lmao fucking loser I bet you don't even have cake by the ocean

4 eggs (scrambled, omlette, soft boiled, you name it I did it. Variation is key)
4 slices of bacon
(1 avocado)
1 aeropress worth of (freshly ground) coffee. Sometimes tea.
1 bowl of fruits with frozen berries (thawed during the night), nuts, seeds and coconut oil

Yeah that's about it.

hot cereal STEEL CUT ONLY, no instant shit
with fruit cooked in
either cranberries or rainsins or apple chunks
spiced with something like salt, cinnamon, cloves, allspice, nutmeg etc.
spoon dipped in maple syrup or honey and stirred

>>8202734

Exact same way you do. Eggs nearly every day, thats assuming I wake up in time. During work days I skip it entirely and just have black coffee and wait for lunch

>>8202734
I don't have a set plan for breakfast, it's usually whatever is easiest / I feel like at the time.
If I have leftovers I might eat them. Leftover rice means fried rice for breakfast. Might make some bacon and egg muffins if I have them, or just some cereal/toast. Hell, I might only have a banana or not even eat if I'm in a hurry.

>>8208879
>heck
>hurr ur basemetns dwellings

Manchild detected.

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>>8208940
>CNN

>>8206459
Totally agree with you. Those same people then turn around and have a breakfast that is like 150% cholesterol and 50% fat of DNB alongside caffein.

Toast and a drink of tea...then i forget to eat for like 10 hours and realize all i've had was water and a drink of milk all day

>>8202734
Im never hungry in the morning, if I have time I do a tea session, if not I'll have a coffee at uni

Either toast with some nice bread from the bakery, or some boring ass cereal. And a big fuckoff cup of english breakfast tea. Plus a multivitamin pill but that's not really food.

>2016
>eating breakfast

>>8214661
Enjoy your low blood pressure and stomach inflammation.

>>8213609
Ikr? He should ONLY be reading Breitbart, Drudge Report, and browse /pol/ for his news

It's time for you to leave
>>>/pol/

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what a shit thread.

I heat up one of these for breakfast. been doing it the last 4 years every day.

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>>8208879
>"I'm a grown ass man"
>fatty detected

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Hot chicken and waffles or an eggs benedict

Workday-
1 fistful of - bran cereal, almonds, yoghurt

Weekends
Eggs, fried potatoes, bacon/sausage

>>8202963
there's no girls on the internet, faggot

>>8203068
Yup.

Crack the eggs in a bowl. Pour in a bit of milk, few tablespoons/egg. Use an actual whisk to scramble the eggs - none of this forkbullshit. Use butter and not oil or any other non stick cancer. Cook. constantly stir so no part overcooks They're done when they're no longer gooey. They'll cook a bit more on the plate because they're still hot.

Your eggs literally make me want to dry heave because I know what they taste like.

Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard Hydrolized Whey Turbo Chocolate Flavor Protein shake mixed with Milk.

3/4 Cup of oatmeal soaked overnight in 1 Cup of milk.

>>8202734
Usually whatever was left over from last night.

>>8203124
How's life being insecure working out for you? Just remember. It will never get better for you.

>>8203419

why do Vegans eat vomit

I haven't eaten breakfast regularly in 5-6 years now. If I do eat breakfast, it's something prepared, usually pancakes or waffles.

I haven't eaten lunch regularly for some time now either. Provigil + water + dip keep me sated until dinner.

>>8202734
i dont eat breakfast. i have a cup of coffee when i wake up but then i dont eat until mid after noon

two cortados when i have to open

>>8208283
You're right, but it's really a great technique. I had experimented with a few recipes before I found this one and now I don't make scrambled eggs any other way - it's simple and super tasty.

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>>8202734
>eating breakfast
Is /ck/ literally filled with fatties?

>>8205248
I feel like that's backwards for some reason...stop that.

>>8216917
Kys. Don't tell me what to do.

>>8216894

>not eating breakfast cause muh dieting

Is /ck/ literally filled with fatties?

3 or 4 cups of coffee and if I don't have work some more coffee and some brandy

>>8215990
How's your cholesterol?

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Leftovers

>>8202734
I try not to eat until 7pm every day. when the gf sleeps over I make normal american breakfast, home fries, scrambled eggs, bacon, juice.

>>8217474
>binge eat 5000 calories at night
>wake up with regret
>"I will not eat until 7 pm. Bah."
>7 pm
>binge eat 5000 calories
>rinse and repeat

>>8217519
2500 calories. my maintenance for the level of activity I do

>>8217523
Getting the mail isn't activity, anon

If i'm in a hurry, fruitless muesli, with my own mix of dried fruit and yoghurt.

If i'm not, then either eggs or avocado toast with tomatoes.

>>8217586
I do an hour of weights 3-4x a week. I should eat closer to 3000 kcal if I desired more muscle but I'm just keeping it lean while avoiding cardio, which I hate

>>8202734
>eggs and toast for breakfast
>cereal or oatmeal for lunch
>eggs and meat for dinner
God damn I fucking love breakfast so much I eat it all three meals of the day.

>>8217589
>fruitless muesli
>with fruit tho

>>8217615

I have a sulphate allergy, most commercial dried fruits are treated with sulphate preservatives. So I buy the ones that arent.

Plus muesli mixes usually have sultanas in and i fucking hate sultanas.

>>8203419
Ignore anons. Looks tasty. Fresh apple is so good in cereals.

>>8217625
Anon can't drink wine?

>>8217641

I can only have about a glass. Pretty much any pre-made fruit product and a couple fresh fruits is a no-go for me. I know all the preservative numbers I can't have off by heart.

>>8206834
>spray, 0 calorie, butter
morbid

>>8208879
wtf?

small bowl of cinnamon chia/flax oatmeal (sometimes chai or other spiced flavor) with a cup of coffee with creamer

get the long satiation with oats and the caffeine from the coffee
shit's cash yo

I don't.

>>8214661
Surprised it took this long for someone to post this

pretty this: youtube.com/watch?v=CAJEC8dWq68

>>8203161
Mah nigga

>2 cups instant coffee, black, 1 sugar each
>1000mg vit c, antidepressant
>4 cigs
>1pack instant oats, with a spoon of peanut butter

Usually followed by cigs and coffee as the day goes. My body hates me, my brain hates me, my coworkers hate me. Find out how with these 4 easy steps

>Skip breakfast
Or
>Have 1L of lemonade
Or
>Have 1 teaspoon of honey with pollen
Or
>Have 1L of black tea FTGFOP with ginget, cinnamon, cloves, black pepper and star anise. If I feel i need extra calories i splash some milk in it

>>8202734
>Bacon

Upvoted!

>2 pieces of bacon
>2 eggs
>Coffee with half & half and splenda cause I'm a weak faggot

Keto going good, really do stop feeling hungry after a while of it.

>>8216894
lol?
I bet you eat lunch, fatty.

depends what's in the cupboard at the minute im eating some 20p home brand noodles