Sup /ck/
Poor Jew with little money here.
I basically get 30 a week now for food, but I still want to eat like a king.
Any suggestions?
have you tried eating christian children?
>>8195952
do rabbis charge for chomping foreskin? hell you might be able to stack shekels and get a bite.
Rice dishes are very easy to make and enhance into masterpieces. They also keep well for leftovers.
I'd suggest getting a rice of your choosing and making budgeted versions of paellas, risottos, curries/panangs, etc.
>>8195952
30 what you fucking retarded kike?
And wow I haven't posted here in a bit. When did it get soo... edgy on this board
Poach an egg in your boiling ramen and throw in spices/sriracha/cream/veggies/etc...
>>8195978
>now it's grown up to be edgy
w e w
>>8195982
Again,
>anything here
>edgy
>>8195975
Is this a joke? Your OP pic is the merchant and you're crying about poor treatment?
>>8195952
Manna from heaven.
t. God
>>8195952
Use it to trick goys into giving you money
>>8196018
>goys
*goyim
Failed at /pol/ too, huh?
Retard.
>>8195952
Buy some rice, tomatoes, birdseye chillis, garlic, olive oil and tinned sardines.
Cook the rice in vegetable stock (or water if you're feeling really cheap) and add in the tomatoes once it's about half-done. Simmer it until the tomatoes are soft and stir in a little olive oil so you've got a super basic risotto. Fry the sardines in oil with chopped garlic and chilli and dump that on top of the rice.
This is something I made out of necessity while doing some week-long charity thing where I had super limited food. Tastes pretty fucking good.