I am making a hot pork chop pie tonight for the very first time,

Fuck that shit, just make a good ol' 'go 'za for your old man, he'll thank you for it

>>8179535
Da fuq is a pork chop pie? Is this a joke?

>>8179537
>making za
>not making superior sketti

>>8179546
No it's no joke, really need advice don't bother commenting if you can't or are unwilling to help me build the perfect pork chop pie for my old guy.

>>8179581
First off, fuck you. Second, the kinds of people that would eat a "pork chop pie" (whatever the fuck that is) probably don't know how to cook. So you might as well just google it.
Eat shit and die.

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>>8179593
Why are you so angry? Pork chop pie is great, you should try it on eve you are done being a jerk. Obviously you are very upset over this which makes me feel bad for you. I hope that one day you will find your happiness, who knows, maybe you will even find it in your first pork chop pie.

>>8179535
why would you be fishing for tips here at the last minute? are you retarded? why would you offer to make a dish for someone's birthday when you haven't already mastered it or at least become comfortable making it

>>8179596
because I thought he just wante a meat pie I thought he likes hot meat pie but it was really pork chop pie that he loves so now here I am in a jam and looking for some help making the perfect pork chop pie. You can help or you can beat it bud.

>>8179546
It's flyover food.

Is it like a chicken pot pie but instead of chicken you dice up pork chops and mix it with gravy and vegetables and bake it in a crust?

>>8179581
Wow you're a faggot. Did you just come here begging for help then insult responders? Kys

>>8179535

There's no such thing as a "pork chop pie," asshat. There are "pork pies" and "pork chops," and never the twain shall meet.

Suggest you tell your pawpaw the truth, that you know nothing about cooking.

>>8179535
Do you mean a pork pie? If so that's a two or three day job

>>8179581
write to chef john, I'm sure he'll put t he perfect pork chop pie out of his ass and you'll do your grandad proud

>>8180359
>There's no such thing as a "pork chop pie," asshat.
Uh, OP posted a picture of one

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Quality thread. I suggest making pic related instead.

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>>8180828

>>8180468
All I see in pic is cooked dough crawling out of a pie pot. Not a pork chop in sight, fuckwad.

>>8179535

Okay, OP, I'll bite. Explain what a pork chop pie is meant to be like and I'll provide a reasonable recipe for it.

>>8181118
It's inside the pie, m8

>>8179535
I for one would not eat a pie that I knew had bones in it. Nothing against bones, you understand, but I do like to be able to see the fuckers when I'm eating around 'em.

>>8179581
You are a tremendous faggot with that attitude of yours.
>>8180292
Yeah, he's a faggot.

>>8181146

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pork+chop+pie

y would you be on a cooking board before learning how to cook?