I'm going to prison for a long time and I need to know what

Stop making this bullshit thread already. We know you killed your psych prof

>>8178513
I know in some red states, they get away with only feeding 1500 calories a day, no matter your weight or activity level (i.e. chain gang). Yes we have them down here.

>>8178607
Good.

if you get stuck in flyover with loaf, have fun.

aside from that prison food isn't that bad contrary to popular belief. i did 6 months in Chino and made burritos out of all my starches and breads and shit, then just threw some random shit like cheetos, and ramen and whatever meat was from dinner in them.

>>8178664
sidenote; the shit the media tells you about kosher meal options and saying your muslim is bullshit.all the food is the fucking same.

Why can't you just run away?

>>8178513
How many profs have you tried to murder now?