I'm drunk and hungry. About to drive to Taco Belll right

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>>8176235
Pic related with one or two crunchy tacos for the world class experience

>>8176235
a DWI

2 loaded potato grillers, 2 cheesy bean and rice burritos, 2 fiesta potatoes, and nachos with cheese

>>8176235
10 points for hitting a child, a bonus 5 if they are on a bike.

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>>8176235
Griled steak stuffed burrito
crunchwrap supreme
nachos bell grande

>>8176243
>>8176236
I only have like maybe $7 and change in cash. Best bang for the buck?

>>8176237
>>8176246
kys

>>8176250
Says the guy chasing liver failure.

>>8176235
fuck taco bell. bring back volcano nachos.

>>8176250
then 6 cheesy bean and rice burritos

>>8176235
>what should i get

A DUI you sub human filth. Order some delivery or something.

>>8176235
>driving drunk

I sincerely hope you kill yourself, you waste of skin.

>>8176270
Haha way to be a total square

>>8176271
Ok kid

>>8176250
You first. Probably unintentionally.

You're jinxed now. Have a fun drive.

it sounds like it's within walking distance OP don't be such a huge faggot.
If you just can't fucking walk it, bike it you disgusting shitstain

A cab

>>8176279
Not committing a crime that puts other lives in danger makes me a square?

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>>8176279
>>8176285
>being this butthurt because you got called out as a piece of shit

>>8176235
>Driving while being in walking distance
>Drunk driving on top of that

Absolute degenerate

>>8176235
>I'm drunk and hungry
>About to drive to Taco Belll right down the street
If you aren't baiting I suggest getting off your fat ass and walking there you calorie dense fuck.

Are you FUCKING kidding me? How does ck get trolled this hard by this exact post twice a month every month and has for like the past two years? You guys are so fucking easy

>>8176329
>gets called out on being retarded
>"hur dur y u fall 4 trollolol"

>>8176329
>MERELY PRETENDING

>>8176235
Hit by a drunk driver hopefully cuck

>>8176235
dont drive drunk OP. had a friend who hit and killed someone on the freeway, he's sitting in jail for the next 14 years.

I only drink and drive once per year - on Halloween night.

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>>8176338
>>8176349

>>8176235
killed in an accident

>>8176235
raped in prison

>>8176329
My sides

>>8176338
I'm not OP you cockface

>>8176329
OK OK mr "4chan professional" tell me since youre such an "oldfag" what other responses are the exact same. People like you are worse than op

yo get a potato soft taco those are the bomb op

>>8176243
>>8176426
yo its that loaded potato griller its fucking heavenly

>>8176235
Aids.

>>8176235
Take a walk down there you fat drunken degenerate.

Im trying to enjoy a bowl of froot loops mixed with apple jacks and you fucks are eating UP all this BAIT

>>8176250
>>8176235
This will cost you $4-5 depending on whether you opt for 1 or 2 tacos

>>8176541
Meant this >>8176236

>>8176235
Standards.

don't drive faggot

>>8176235
a punch in the face

>>8176290
underrated post

>>8176549
This.

Thanks to this thread I went to taco bell and feel like shit. 0/10

>>8176554
No it's not

K Y S

>>8176550
Theres nothing wrong with driving drunk aslong as you take your time and be careful. I'm sick of ignorant idiots saying it's dangerous.

The only time drunk driving is bad is when theres ice out

>>8176782
And what of the hundreds of people a year killed by *other* drivers who are drunk? It's only a matter of time before you fuck up.

>>8176235
Download the app.. You can customize anything and make it great. Then just roll up there and pick it up. No wait.

Remember this next time you are drunk.

Sure is reddit in here

>>8176782
I was attacking OP for being a retard, but drunk driving is easy, but statistics have a way of catching up to you.
Push your luck casually and you will get caught eventually.

>>8176235
Ugh. This thread again. Looks like you survived the first go. Congrats.

>>8176235
1 potato griller 1 beefy crunch griller 1 chips and cheese

>>8176235
In an accident

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>>8176235
>I'm drunk and about to drive
Well trigger'd, Anon.

>>8176235
>drunk
dont drink and drive

ruined my life after the crash.

hey gsyu OP here

OMW now and am just going to mcdonalds, for me its th-

>>8176271
Loser

>>8177092
you must be new here

Why has 4chan fallen so hard for the MADD meme? Just having a smartphone (not even texting while driving) is more dangerous than driving at .10 BAC. Besides, a normal sized man can drive at probably twice the level a normal sized woman can.

>>8176235
Arrested. The food is criminally bad.

>>8176235
Op I really hope someone fucks your shit up.

>>8176235

This is literally how I got my DUI.

It was even a Taco Bell.

>>8180059
Cop here. We are smart enough to know that the people driving to Taco Bell after midnight are either drunk or stoned.

When any of us are short on quota at end of month, or just want to make our quota fast early in the month or mid-month, we hang around Taco Bell late night. Usually make quota in 2-3 nights.

>>8180411

No hard feelings. I had it coming to me, and it was only a matter of time before I got nailed for it. On the bright side, the resulting probation has forced me to re-assess my life and get a grip on my drinking problem.

So, in a way it was a good thing the I got a DUI going to Taco Bell drunk as fuck at 2AM.

>>8180411
In Texas they just camp out at the local Whataburger and arrest the assholes who fall asleep in the drive-thru. So glad I'm not a brainwashed Whatashit zombie.

>>8180492
Good on ya, anon. That's what we hope comes out of it! It can be a sobering and somewhat costly wake-up call, though.

We really believe we're doing you a favor because we've worked too many traffic fatalities. Everyone, and I mean everyone, pukes on their first few. You get used to it so you don't puke after awhile, but they're always horrific. They makei the stuff in the rekt threads on /b/ look like a family picnic. Partially because you can't smell the computer screen.

Please don't drink and drive so we don't have to scrape you out of the car with a shovel.

>>8179640
>Just having a smartphone (not even texting while driving) is more dangerous than driving at .10 BAC.

This is bait.

>>8181018
Ape

>>8176674
>>8176782
Defend this stupid shit stone cold sober from a jail cell, faggot.

Habenero quesarito big box

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>>8181139
If you have been driving for long enough (ie you are not 16 or 17) you will understand that most people drive like apes.

Why do you think the push for automated cars are so popular? Its because most people are brain dead and can barely drive. If you've ever been to a city you will see this first hand. These normies rely on things like backup cameras and blind spot alerts in new cars since they can barely handle staying in their own lane.

This is where the notion of drunk driving is so bad, of course if you can barely drive to begin with being slightly intoxicated is a game breaker.

Do not respond to me if you don't even know how to drive a standard transmission vehicle, you are part of the problem