Vegetables taste like shit. I haven't eaten any vegetables

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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

lol no thanks, I don't do Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, or any of your shitty social media garbage My mind and my decisions are not commodities and I do not expose myself to "free" media tracking my data and intertwined with advertisements.

That's the difference between me, a free man, and you, an idiot who feeds from the trough of the morons and begs for more.

>>8176157
>Cleans out my system
Enjoy your failed liver

>>8176173
Enjoy your stale pasta m8.

>>8176173
Well you see, the liver is a muscle and if you don't use it, you lose it. That's why alcoholics have the strongest livers compared to limp wristed normalshits.

>>8176177
>the liver is a muscle
Where did you get that idea from? Sure the heart is both an organ AND a muscle, but not all organs are muscles. And the liver ain't a muscle, famiglia.

i agree, except when i eat veggies grown with healthy soil, that are allowed to fully develop

those taste good

the stuff you get in stores is just rushed and doesnt have much taste. theres a world of difference in flavor

>>8176154
>Vegetables taste like shit
wtf I love veggies
maybe you're just a little bitch.

I hate sweets, they make my teeth hurt.

>>8176157
I am the 23 yo version of you