I almost never cook anything, but I have come into the possession

Pulled pork, stew, soup, stock, makeshift bombs

Beans rice braised cabbage chili

>>8173190
>I almost never cook anything
>come into the possession of a pressure cooker
how does this happen

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would come home to a warm, healthy meal to finish off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that pressure cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the pressure cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like braised meat. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a pressure cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's pressure cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>>8173190
Nails, screws, rdx, and a blasting cap. Its a traditional recipe.

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>>8173290
I just read that all in Henry Rollins' voice.

>>8173469
I hate Henry Rollins

I cook ingredients in my pressure cooker, like lentils, beans, split peas, and carrots, then add them together in a simmering pot with spices and whatever else I like.

>>8173190
fast beans, fast rice, fast stew, fast marinara, stock.

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Heres what ya do
>Lots of Rice
>hella teriyaki sauce
cook rice so that its nice and soft
pour teriyaki sauce inside
>like not even one bottle
>coat those motherfuckers
let that shit simmer in a pot on the stove
combine with strips of cooked beef
best ez meal you've let your body come in contact with

canned everything

>>8173190
I love me some pressure cooker carnitas

>1lb pork, 1 inch dice
>2C water
>1Tbsp white vinegar
>1 bay leaf

Put it all in the pressure cooker for 10-15 minutes and let it cool down slowly.
While it cools down, heat up some oil to pan fry. Lard is far and away the best for this, but vegetable oil works decent

Pan fry the cubes in small batches until well browned

>>8173257
Maybe OP bought it to sterilise jars, substrate and vermiculite for the cultivation of psilocybin mushrooms.

>>8173290

This guy speaks from experience.

Just be sure the person you got it from wasn't a tattoo artist.