Someone requested this story in a days old thread and I finally

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>>8172360
not the requesting anon, but was there are surprised i didn't have this one when i went to post it for him. thanks.

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Holy hell just remembered about this y'alls in for a treat

>>8172469
i know this is likely all completely false

but if it isn't jesus fucking christ

>>8172469
Shit like this makes me scared to go to culinary school(not that I would go). Fucking Bruce god damn.

>>8172452
I'm already fucking crying this early into the thread. It's going to be a good time.

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>>8172360
A classic

These are amazing.

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This is /v/ but don't feel superior, you guys are just as dumb

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I've got a classic.

>>8172360
hahaha holy fuck, I saw where somebody had requested this the other day, thank you for delivering

>>8172469
I want stories about glasses loli.

>>8173498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ&spfreload=1

>>8174495
nice one, worth the read

>>8174495
This made me feel good

Not so much a disaster as a funny story.

>making stir fry
>everything ready
>put wok on high heat
>drizzle oil into wok to heat
>smoke alarm starts going off
>turn on vent, go to get fan
>discover source of smoke is actually $2 lamp I got from a friend
>well shit
>unplug lamp
>move lamp to safe spot to avoid any potential danger
>blow away smoke with fan
>moment of dawning horror
>wok is still on the stove with oil in it
>with perfect comedic timing, wok bursts into flames the moment I turn to look at it

Pretty minor, all things considered. I just tossed a pot lid in the wok to smother the flames, took it off the burner, and brought it outside to cool in the driveway. Needless to say, though, I did not eat stir fry that day.

Not even really a funny story but I was pretty upset.

>wake up in the night after having been up for 28 hours
>hungry for the leftover stir fry in the refrigerator
>put the pan on the stove and decide to get a little creative
>I like red pepper so I opened a bottle of crushed red pepper and thought I was going to put a few shakes on
>realize too late that the lid isn't screw-on, but a pop-top and I pour about half a bottle of red pepper in my food
>cry a little bit
>eat it anyway even though the taste is utterly ruined because I didn't have much else to eat

>>8175001
>>8175008
/ck/ is not very adept at making stir fry it seems

>>8175092
No. No we're not.