It's my first Holloween as a real adult. I haven't

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>cool neighbor
>buying the cheapest full-sized candy
Step your game up, son. I'm handing out these this year.

>>8170960
No you're not

>>8170985
how you know that he's not gonna? lol

>>8171000
Chances are high that he's a poor 20somthing year old NEET who doesn't leave the basement.

>tfw you literally got over a thousand tricker treaters last year
I have to spend a PS4'S worth of cheep shit just to fucking keep up

>>8170862
get a big hot water heater and set out in your driveway with instant cocoa/tea/coffee or something, you won't even need candy

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Last year I bought a huge box of candy bars from Amazon and not even one goddamed kid came up my street. There are not a whole bunch of kids in my neighborhood but there are quite a few.

I can see down three streets from my house and there were no kids out at all.

>>8171059
And what are you?

>>8171085
Put out a teal pumpkin, hand out cheap erasers or something, won't get near as many

>>8171169
Daaaaaaamn I never had anything this cool when I was a kid, and I lived in a relatively cool neighborhood.

OP don't be a dipshit, you know as well as the rest that 50 cents a pop is a great deal. If kids worry about brand names then fuck em'. they'll get over it. They can put peanut butter on their candy bars if it matters that much. I do recommend like, huge lollipops as well. The more you spend on Halloween, the less likely you are to have kids pissing on your whip and throwing rocks at your house, etc. Unless you keep the lights off int he front, they'll just forget about you.

>>8171277
Do kids do this where you are? Where I'm at there are to many parents escorting their kids for shit to happen.

We do have some apartments near by and those kids come over, one if those little shits mouthed off when I only gave them one piece, the parent in the group they latched onto gave them a super foul look. I just closed the door in their face after that. I can tell who lives in my neighborhood and who is some shitty apartment rat just trying to get more candy, so u know how much to give to who.

I see treaters like homeless people, your begging for handouts, you have no right to complain about what you get.

>>8171284
You know, just imagine yourself as a trick or treater and/or a teenager on Halloween. I was referring to what I did once when I mentioned the rock and pissing. I was a little shithead by night and a model student by day. I've actually only ever seen one house ever teepeed.

So try not to get too worked up about it is all. If you follow through with handing out full-sized candy bars you better believe kids will remember you, and that could definitely pay off later. Just think about whether or not you'll be doing the same thing every year, you know? If you're recognized as that guy, moms might even be throwing themselves at your doorstep, you neeeever know bruuh.

Yeah kids are shit, but we all used to be one, and many deserve a good holiday weekend. Full-sized candybars? fuck yeah, dude, badass material.

>>8171085
You have three options:
1) Put a sign on your door that says "Ran out of candy, sorry :("
2) Keep the porch light off - In my neighborhood that was code for "we're home but have no candy"
3) leave an empty candy bowl on your porch with a sign that reads "Take one please"

>>8171059
Heey. that's me.

>>8170862
>full-size candy bars
As awesome as it would be to have a big enough supply to give the whole neighborhood full sized bars, try supplementing your stash with lollipops or something. Or try to buy in bulk on Amazon or Costco or something.

>>8170862

I bought my own house last year. I lived in apartments or what not, and didn't have trick or treaters. I was excited for it- I was going to be the awesome house with full-size bars.

I went to Costco, got a couple boxes of full-size bars of different stuff.

I got a single trick or treater.

>>8171246
Lol and no one replied to you neither

I don't want kids to like me so I'm going to hand out raisins.

>>8171405

>god tier
full size chocolate bars

>high tier
mini chocolate bars, potato chips, soft candy

>mid tier
hard candy, bubble gum

>low tier
fruit (apples, raisins), cans of soda (shit is too heavy)

>shit tier
toothpaste, evangelical pamphlets, sketchy home made candy

this is how I felt when I was a kid anyways

>>8171246
my parents did this a few years ago and they reported only 2 kids showing up. then the next year they only bothered buying a small bag of mid tier candy just for guests, then of course like 20 kids show up.
if you dont think many kids will show up, just buy an assorted bag, then like 2-3 full sized candy bars for the first few white kids. Hay, if nobody shows up, you can handle a few chocolate bars over the next week.
i live in an apartment, nobody trick or treats here, sadly.

>put take one please sign
>sit in bushes and wait for someone to take 2+
>scare the shit out of them
Is this worth filming /ck/?

>>8171880
no

>>8170862
No way I'm handing out foodstuffs to strangers in sue happy USica. The porchlight is off, curtains closed, door not answered.

Of course I'm a convicted sex offender, so it's mandated by law that I do that.

>>8171451
>He most high tier

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>>8172161
Jokes on you buddy, I actually love onions, raw or not.

>>8172182
Marry me

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>tfw 30 and go truck or treating by myself in random neighbourhoods
>just print out picture of some disabled kid in google images, stick a gopro to my hat, and tell people my son is paralyzed from a drunk driver and I'm going trick or treating for him, and that he's watching on the gopro
>all dat free candy

>>8172230
ye bby ;););)

>>8172240
Do you have an onion garden?

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>>8172238
Can't tell if genius or sosiopath

>>8172256
>sosio

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>>8172256
It's only gotten better recently, all the parents are scared of pedos, which means way less competition. With that clown scare hysterics bullshit, it might be the best year yet.

>>8172259
Engelsk er mitt fjerde språk.. eller femte avhengig av hvordan du ser det.

>>8171399
Shakin' like a seizure.

>>8171961
>Of course I'm a convicted sex offender, so it's mandated by law that I do that.
story?

It doesn't matter OP, parents are fucking faggots in this day and age.
>Oooh noo sorry, Lochlan can't have cake he has gluten sensitivity
>Oh we don't let Therin play with legos, the idea of construction seems too capitalistic
>Actually if you want to get Ainsley-Lee a gift for her birthday, you could get her Old Spice cologn? We encourage gender fluidity
>Ah yes, here's the trophy my son Maeson won- fifth place!

Fuck man. Try being a dad in 2016 it fuckin SUCKS bud.

>>8173138
Drunk as hell, urinating in public. Like an idiot, got belligerent with cops who decided to charge me with exhibitionism. New DA trying to make a name for himself wouldn't plea bargain even though I had no record, and it stuck. No jail time, but probation and registry.

>>8171880
yes

>>8173425
How about being the kid? Christ, I pity those poor kids, I really do.