>eighth grade >on the A team as an offensive lineman >before

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2016-10-09 05:14:13 Post No. 8168371
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:14:13 Post No. 8168371 [Report]

>eighth grade
>on the A team as an offensive lineman
>before my first big game mommy buys me a large Little Caesars pizza all for me
>eat the entire pizza before the game
>on the sideline playing around because I'm the backup center
>suddenly have to shit real bad
>coach sends me out to play because we're winning
>hike the ball and set up my block
>get hit and the biggest watery shit I've ever had just explodes out of my ass
>pizza diarrhea all over my uniform and the field
>coach yells from the sideline HEY SHITASS YOUR OUT!!!!
>calls me shitass all year
>senior year people still are calling me shitass

This is why I don't like eating little caesars. And you?

Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:14:52 Post No.8168373
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:14:52 Post No.8168373 [Report]

I just ate Little Caesar's. It's good. Stop being a faggot.

Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:35:21 Post No.8168409
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:35:21 Post No.8168409 [Report]

>>8168371
You ate a whole fucking pizza to your fatass self and you blame Little Caesars?

Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:37:46 Post No.8168414
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:37:46 Post No.8168414 [Report]

Sounds like your fault, shitass

Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:39:05 Post No.8168417
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:39:05 Post No.8168417 [Report]

Why would you eat something greasy and fattening before playing a sport?

Oh right, shartball.

Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:39:22 Post No.8168420
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:39:22 Post No.8168420 [Report]

>>8168371
>on the A team
yea, no one calls it that. make up a better story

Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:41:06 Post No.8168424
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:41:06 Post No.8168424 [Report]

>>8168371
You're useless cunt shitass

Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:47:18 Post No.8168443
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:47:18 Post No.8168443 [Report]

>>8168371
>on the anal team
>eat greasy go za before the gayme
>poop leaks from your anoos

Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:48:19 Post No.8168445
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 05:48:19 Post No.8168445 [Report]

>>8168420
What is it called? We had A team and B team.

Anonymous 2016-10-09 06:29:33 Post No.8168512
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 06:29:33 Post No.8168512 [Report]

>>8168371

>on the A team
>back up center

quit lying, shitass

Anonymous 2016-10-09 06:37:18 Post No.8168521
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 06:37:18 Post No.8168521 [Report]

>>8168420

that's what they call it.

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