Are americano and au lait the only acceptable coffee alternatives

>>8160750
Nope, it's all gay

Adults specify the roast and the brewing method; only children dilute their coffee.

Espresso is really the only way to drink quality beans.
If they're subpar, then there's no shame in having something like an americano or latte or a drip-coffee.

>>8160750
If I heard someone order either one, I'd know they were a faggot.

>>8160750
The only times you look like a faggot are when you order shit like "decaf soy" or "almond milk, 1/2 teaspoon of sugar and half extraction" with your flat white, and when you judge others for what type of coffee they enjoy.
Or if you order double ristrettos. Fuck them people.

>>8161301
what is half extraction

>>8160750

Why the fuck are you letting someone judge the way you make coffee. More than anything else THAT makes you look like a fag, you absolute poof. Grow some fucking balls.

Drink it with astroglide and glitter while getting fucked up the ass. Nobody cares.

>>8161306
semen and milk 50/50

>>8160910

what is the logic behind this? americano is literally just a dilute espresso, but in any case the extractions in espresso vs drip are different, not better or worse

>tfw can't afford an espresso grinder and machine

>>8160846
spoken like a true hipster faggot