>go to yelp >search "worst" for restaurants in

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I've posted this before on /ck/ but I'm gonna post again.

It's a Wendy's and there's no pictures

>>8143291
>>go to yelp
>>search "worst" for restaurants in your area
How do I do that

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Honestly it's not that bad, it's just overpriced.

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>>8143291
local muscle maker grill chain is awful

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>>8143337
this is $22 lol

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This burrito gave some lady food poisoning.

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>>8143342
yyyuuuummmmyyy

>>8143314
that looks pretty fuckin good desu

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'migas omelete'
Jesus Christ.

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Someone got hair pizza.

This place was rated 1 1/2 stars.

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mmmmmmm a 19$ pizza with canned mushrooms. My cousin worked at this place for almost 20 years and left to start his own pizza joint. The way he was treated and the garbage food they served motivated him

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Time for some hot wet slop!

>>8143291
Yelp! is a fucking scam that lets businesses pay to remove reviews, some of which the Yelp! staff post.
Never trust it. It's all lies.

>>8143460
I don't think Yelp is useful for the scores it gives, but the text of reviews can be very useful, along with the photos. Especially the Tips section of each page.

Also, I think if a place is noticeably lower than the trend (usually 4 stars) of the area, it's a sign something is off.

>>8143320
Srsly guys

>>8143314
O u

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>>8143314

>>8143304
Is that literally just chips with microwaved cheese?

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2 star China joint

>>8143361

what is that? a partially upside down pizza?

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Straight outta nebraksa.

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>smoked sirloin

What

>>8143549
jesus

>>8143291
desu i would probably eat that, even though it looks like canned refried beans, minute rice and pre shredded cheese

>>8143524
it's a cold chicago deep dish

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>>8143549
Da fuck

>>8143291
Doesn't look terrible, would eat.

Wouldn't pay over $5 for it though.

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When I searched for worst, it actually gave some of the best restaurants in the city.

Top result was an Italian place I go to routinely, pic related, second result was a high-end place that's booked months in advance.

>>8143601
Same for me. Then I looked at the reviews because I was incredibly surprised.
>it's literal kids who are giving bad reviews because they thought the food was expensive
Well that sure explains it.

>>8143601
yeah if you search 'worst restaurant' in chicago the first hit is Alinea lol

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>>8143291
I wanted to play this game but the lowest rated restaurant in my area is a subway and the worst picture I could find looks delicious and made me hungry

>>8143527

You have to go to Omaha for the good food.

>>8143614
>looks delicious
Let's not go overboard there

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1 1/2 star rating, seemingly because none of the 3 reviewers had ever seen any of the staff smiling.

>>8143314
This guy right here...

>>8143669

I'd give them 2 stars just for being generous with the toppings.

>>8143472
I just use yelp to look at menu and pics of food. It actually help if you take reviews with a grain of salt.

>>8143669
And the food's clearly shitty
Store-bought garlic bread and the pizza looks costco-tier, probably spent hours under a heat lamp.

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If any one can help identify this, I'd appreciate it.

>>8143701

Deep fried grilled cheese?

>>8143701
DEEP
FRIED
TOAST

>>8143701
Looks like a possibly battered, fried sandwich. maybe a grilled cheese.

>>8143710
Looks like the poster vomited on the plate.

>>8143314
U cheeky breeky

Also that food looks really good

>>8143440
>literally a hair on it

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>>8143701
Jesus why

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I think thats a wad of noodles? but I'm not sure

>>8143701
idk the wrapper says food...

>>8143291
This thread should just be a mexican food thread then.

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>philly
>worst restaurant has 3.5 stars

>>8144010

Looks like potato. Like a weird hash brown?

>>8143516

jesus at least hide it behind a dumpster or something

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this place sucks ass. this picture does it justice

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>>8143516
holy fucking hell. fuckin stinky chinkys

This thread is awesome. It's always best of whatever, but sometimes you want to see the worst of the worst.

>>8143320
I can't figure this out either.

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Pizza hut was the lowest rated in my town.

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What is it? I have no clue.

>>8143692
>pizza looks costco-tier
Costco actually has really good pizza

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>>8144067

>>8143516
they may just be sun drying the shrimp for themselves
they do that

>>8143342
jesus thats a dried up piece of shit. I own a restaurant. I would be embarrassed if that disgrace of a plate went out of my kitchen. Charging $22 for that is way out of line

>>8143304
That's seriously from a restaurant? I hope they get closed down

>>8144076
especially considering there is about $5 worth of food there

>>8143701
is that a monte cristo? looks good

>>8144068
no

>try it
>only brings up actually great restaurants that have "worst" in the review for some reason, usually because of the waiting times and such

welp

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It's gaudy as hell, it's overpriced Tex-Mex, and I have never heard a good review of their food. And it's right across the street from a Michael Symon restuarant. This place is doomed.

>>8144107

Because when I think of authentic Tex-Mex, I think of curved stairwells and vaulted domed ceilings.

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not a pic of food but I had to screenshot this just for the WTF factor

>>8144141
by the way, for those who do not live in the midwest, menards is not a restaurant, it is a hardware store

>>8144148

I gathered that from the review unless the person is implying that the staff are so shitty that she'd rather go hungry and chat with people at Lowes

>>8144141
holy fuck i live in mankato

>>8144141
>>8144148
So you basically have three restaurants in Mankato?

>>8144183
nah, there's plenty of chains, and standard college-town shit. Jimmy John's, Chipotle, Noodles and Co, etc etc. it's like 50k people?

>>8144141

Maybe they bought some of the snack food at the checkout at Menards.

>>8144167
have you ever tried that shady-ass zanz taco place on madison? I am kind of afraid to

>>8144183
see
>>8144186
also their pizza game is aight for not being a big city. they have a couple hibachi places too. mankato wants to be minneapolis but isn't big enough so it just fakes it as best it can.

>>8144159
>>8144198
probably

>>8144200
I haven't, for the same reason haha.

Ever gone to Tokyo sushi and hibachi in that strip mall by River Hills? It's actually pretty fucking good

>>8144204
samefag, also felt the need to add this:
Mazatlan>>>>>>La Terraza

>>8144204
>Tokyo sushi and hibachi
I think I have actually, they're pretty good.

one of us should go to zanz one of these days and report back. I did talk to a guy once who said that the food was good, but that if you go, you should know where the bathrooms are "for the same reason you should know where the emergency exit is on an airplane"

>>8144208
agreed, mazatlan is the tits

>>8143342
this looks like something a /fit/ bro would and could make in his parents kitchen why would you pay a restaurant for it

>>8144214
that is a hell of an analogy

>>8144010
>>8144037

spaghetti squash

>>8144186
Sounds pretty comfy tbqh

Pretty jealous now

>>8144225
yeah, I might go sometime if I can make it my last stop on the way out of town. or maybe I can swing by menards afterwards and use their bathroom.

>>8144233
it's definitely comfy, but there's no sense of adventure in the town. you gotta drive about 90 miles to Minneapolis to get some true haute cuisine kino etc etc. i'm just here for grad school

>>8144266
agreed with this. minneapolis has some pretty good german restaurants too

ok now: coffee hag or fillin' station? no right or wrong answer, just curious

>>8144266
I guess I romanticized the idea of the small town.

Still would like to live in one for a little while.

>>8144292
coffee hag. my ex goes to the fillin station so i'm biased.

last time i went to the hag though there was some albino man bangin away on a guitar and that was super unpleasant

>>8144309
>there was some albino man bangin away on a guitar and that was super unpleasant
that sounds about right. as much as I love the hag and their efforts to support the local music scene, sometimes I gotta wonder.

also, I may be a pleb for saying this but I really like the hag's grilled cheese sandwiches.

>>8144325
one time i ordered a breakfast burrito and they were out of tortillas so they gave me a free grilled cheese and my friend's order was free too. it was solid

>/ck/ - Gay Minnesota Hookups

>>8144341
mankato's tinder game is dry as a nun's cunt desu, set your radius to 100 miles so it includes the cities

>>8144106
Yelp*

>>8143669
I wouldn't smile either, if my life's work and accomplishments amounted to what's in that picture.

>>8143701
Looked up the restaurant and the first photo I saw was a plate of fish&chips with a bowl of guacamole on the plate

Does the owner get a kick out of confusing patrons, or are they doing things to be ironic?

>>8145551
open sores was the first phrase that came to mind seeing this


Is that an egg yolk sauce or something?

>>8145692
It is deep fried cheese.

>>8145683
are you sure it wasn't mushy peas

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1 1/2 star, seems to be ranked that way because all deliveries are cold, drivers are shitheads, and the manager is a cunt

>>8145726
That makes even less sense. Like, a pea hummus? Are you meant to dip your chips in it?

>>8145728
You forgot to mention that they serve pic related - that alone deserves 1.5 stars.

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Took me like 5 pages to find a place with consistently bad reviews and it was one of our two Steak and Shakes. Also passed this placed with okay reviews but I've been there and it's insanely overpriced with at best average food.

I had their nachos when I was there and the cheese is pretty much the same as the shit you'd get on gas station nachos. All the toppings were like straight out of a can/package too.

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"bacon wrapped dates"

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???

>>8145760
why are the dates white?

>>8145764
Soylent gray dip with toast

>>8145780
nvm I realized that's just the bacon double wrapped and under-cooked while simultaneously burnt to charcoal. How do you even fuck up such a simple dish that bad

>>8145825
>mfw i thought that was a go za

>>8145750
It's likely a mixture of marrowfat peas and some vinegar, lightly mashed.

>>8145750

Mushy peas are traditionally served with fish and chips.

As far as I know its basically green peas mashed up.

>>8145764

Toast and pate is nice, but that's the ugliest plating ive ever seen

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You gotta question the validity of college students. I live close to a college - it took me a while to find anything under three stars. And even then, the one that I found was at a 24 hour diner. Like, how good do you expect food at a 24 hour classic diner to be? That's kind of the charm.

Anyway, here's a burger from there. Burger looks like shit, but they got apple pie and stuff and that looks fine.

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Shit tier Chink place in my town.

A friend of mine told me they found cockroach appendages in their chicken.

>>8145825

Is this anywhere near Flavor Town?

>>8143337
wtf is that a wrap full of steamed carrots? horrible

>>8143342
help

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Local bbq joint isn't half bad.

>>8146054

That looks terrible.

>>8143361
looks like a tasty 'go 'za

>>8145917
Where u live bro

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It's only got 1 yelp review, 5 stars, but I wrote it to troll parents into going there. It's a food stand at the town pool.

Gonna dump some ok pics before we get to the gold

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>>8146246
I'm ready.

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>>8146246

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>>8146262

Now lets get to the sanitary bits. I regret not having a photo of the open topped bucket of nacho cheese that goes on the grill every day

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>>8146265

>>8146265
I know I'm a shameful fat fuck but I really wish I had a giant vat of root beer right now

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>>8146265

it looks like canned refried beans, minute rice and pre shredded cheese

That is because it most likely is.

Many people use food stamps to buy supplies for their trucks or shacks.

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>>8143637
Basically agree with you on that. Pic related was from panhandle. Lincoln has some of the best in the state imo.

>has a filter for "best rated"
>no filter for "lowest rated"

But their API doesn't filter input, so you can find it yourself.
Check the URL. It'll be like:

&start=0&sortby=rating

Change the 0 in the start argument to whatever you want; keep increasing it until you run out of results. Then you will truly have the worst rated restaurant on Yelp.

>>8146296
amazing stoned food

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>>8143601
>booked months in advance.

>>8146261
>>8146262
say whatever but I love shitty food like these

>>8146306
>>8146305
>>8146298
>>8146296
>>8146286
>>8146268
I feel like I'm supposed to be really concerned or grossed out by this, but I can't seem to give many fucks.

>>8146305
UHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8146337

Holy fuck what is it ahahahaba

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>But most importantly, the food was NASTY. I ordered a salad with tuna, and I got a plate of iceberg lettuce, two tomato slices and CAN OF TUNA. I could tell it was a can of tuna because it was still in the shape of the can. They didn't even drain it, so the lettuce was swimming in tuna water.

>>8144049
What is that white shit, rice?

>>8146363

How have you never had grits?

>>8146360
name and shame, anon

>>8146365
he is a damn yankee and is probably of low ways

>>8143607
Any famous restaurant will have a lower rating for no good reason. The berghoff has 3 1/2 stars on yelp, for instance.

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>>8146375

What is a grit anyway?

>>8146401
poor people polenta

>>8143314
Based german food

>>8144067
haha wtf?

>>8143451
If he was there for 20 years, it can't have been that bad.

>>8144049
The white stuff might be grits?

>>8146401
it's like very very coarse white cornmeal. you cook it into a porridge. it can be sweet or savoury depending on what you add. some folks add butter and syrup to it. others add cheese.

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how are you guys doing it this

>>8146147
That's a fucking achievement to be shit.

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>>8146484
seriously how are you doing this

>>8144067
Black olive sauce something?

>>8146484
>>8146494
see
>>8146320

>lowest rated in my area is a pizza hut inside target
>got 1/2 star
lol

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YUROS: If you come to the USA and find corpses, please remember to tip!

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>>8144064
who the fuck eats pasta with a spoon?

>>8146555

You use the fork to assist with the twirling.

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>>8146562
Why not just eat off the fucking fork

>>8146566
...you push the fork into the spoon and twirl, it lets you get more noodle on the fork

>>8143304
You deserve this if you order nachos from a non-Mexican restaurant like an adult baby.

>>8146555
Demonstrates sauce's runniness

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From a place called El Tarasco, which isn't even rated that lowly.

>>8146596
Is this canned mole on top of a Jose Ole burrito?

>>8146600

The caption on the picture says it's a "carnitas wet super burrito."

>>8146607
I shudder to think about what the meat looks like. The sauce is about as runny as my shit after a bowl of kimchi.

>>8146566
Is this North Korean beef?

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>>8143669
I work in a customer service job so I put on the friendly smile hello act because I feel a personal obligation to do a good job.
That being said deep inside I genuinely believe that if your experience can be ruined by the staff not smiling enough you should be killed.
My manager is obligated to respond to every review that we receive from customer surveys and sometimes people complain about the most inane shit. It boggles my fucking mind.

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"Filet Mignon Pizza"

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A local restaurant called Steer'n Stein. (Not to be confused with Steak'n Stein.)

>Delicious appetizer! Onion rings, potato skins, and fried zucchini

>>8146656
Everything is coated in ear wax

>>8146649
The symmetry on those tomato slices ranges from nromal looking to radioactive symbol (center) and the mask from Scream (Bottom center).

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The lowest I could find is a 2 star Fridays. This guy says they threw away his overcooked beef and the new one >pic related still wasn't medium. LOLZ

Is there a way to actually sort by rating?

>>8146645
Yeah I'd be pissed. Those aren't even close, but that asshole probably ordered it that way.

>>8146656
Green onions: the official crutch ingredient for any flavorless dish.

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I know it's probably just a really bad picture but this looks nasty to me

>>8143633
Fucking hate cunts that can't make a torta

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>>8146761
same area

>>8144141
SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARRRRRRRDS

>>8145902
i go to diners for breakfast and i judge of what i always get regardless

coffee
toast
hash browns/home fries

if at night i get coffee and onion rings or fries

but yea diners have a charm to them i really cant hate. Foods usually cheap where i am

>>8145764
That sad little pickle, just all alone...

>>8146325
this pretty much

i feel the same way about boardwalk french fries and funnel

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Found this in a review of an italian "restaurant & banquet facility" that seemed to be barely clinging to a three star rating

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>>8145764
>The pickle looks like a small turd.

>>8146262
this looks like the kitchen at an old bowling alley in some backwater town.

>>8143367
problem?

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someone ordered an omelette and got this

>>8143440
That's the garnish you dumbass

>>8146061
you look terrible

>>8146962
is that salmon rotten?

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This place is open 6 months a year in a tourist town. It's complete tourist town with 2 actually decent mexican places within 1/2 a mile that are open year-round.

There rated 1.5 stars, and the competetion is safetly in the 3/4 range.

>>8146976
Please tell me this place isn't actually located in Chicago.

>>8146290
son what are thooooooooooooose

>>8143320

If I select my city and sort by rating, there are only a couple of pages of results of all highly-rated places, the shitty ones don't even show up.

>>8146656
nigga, you in moval.

and their food is okay.

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>>8143291

Yelp is a racketeering operation. Businesses pay for protection or get shit on.

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>>8143516

4chan Pass user since October 2013.

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>>8144107
>>8144119
What's up with out of place gaudy Tex-Mex places?

In my home town there was one that had a god damn jellyfish tank in the center and looked like a strip club.

>>8147143
>4chan Pass user
cocksucker

>>8147143
whats this now?
do pass users now have bragging rights?

>>8147265
More like fagging rights.

>>8146147
poor turk

>>8143516
I really wish all the Chinese in the world would just die.

>>8146246
is this in charleston, sc by chance?

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>>8143440

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>>8147649
Chicken on Pizza is one of the worst concepts. I love Chicken but it's a fucking waste to eat it over cooked, which is guaranteed when you throw it in a Pizza oven.

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People that commented on this place said they felt sorry for it.

This is their Caesar salad.

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>>8147814
This isn't that bad but it looks like someone jizzed on it.

>>8147816
The Enchilada Special

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>>8147819
whoops

here we go

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>>8147821
This is my favorite so far, it's apparently called the Garlic Burger.

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>>8147823
I'm not 100% sure what this is but you can pay money to eat it.

>>8145732

that would be my face too after ordering that.

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>>8147828
From a different restaurant, the chicken, bacon, and ranch pizza.

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>>8143348

>>8145764

whoops I pooped a little

>>8146246

I honestly like the little happy face topping thing going on

when did you become so jaded, anon?

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This is an Irish pub thing. It's been known to give consistent food poisoning and they don't even crisp the mash :<

>>8147012
Nah, it's in CA.

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/the-kitchen-italian-cafe-and-pizzeria-pasadena?select=IpW-PbYsaYpwIUBpIfK5-Q

>>8145902
There are two diners in my city that actually have pretty good food. One's even in a truck stop.

>>8147823
How are you even supposed to eat that many garlic clovers at once?

>>8147833
that kinda looks good...

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"This pizza was gross, its four cheese?! They put slices of kraft singles on it."

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3 stars, classic NJ diner

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>>8148142

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>>8148145

nothing like canned Hormel corned beef hash

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>>8148148

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>>8148153

pièce de résistance

>>8148148
To be fair that's pretty good.

>>8143291
there was a mexican restaurant i used to frequent and every plate looked like this once they added the sides but fuck it was good

>mixing your rice and beans together

literally god-tier

all the bad yelp reviews around here are from black women saying the wait staff was 'rude to them'

odd how that's a constant thing they experience at every restaurant, must be the waiters!

>>8148158
Is that on a styrofoam plate? This is so bad it's good.

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This place has closed and reopened six times over the past 4 years.

>>8148223
kek there was a place like that near me, my relatives bought it and it's still shit.

>>8145683
You fucktard. That's mushy peas. It's supposed to be served with those. Guacamole....jeez

>>8147828
bottom squares look like they could be some kind of corn bread

whats on the top? balsamic chicken?

>>8147823
what the fuck

eating that would be fucking painful. Not only just for you but those around you and probably within in a mile radius.

>>8147916
Thank goodness. Ignorant out-of-towners can be excused, but serving a deep dish pizza with crust that stupidly thick and bready is a travesty. Not to mention everything else about that pizza looks awful too.

>>8147823

I love garlic more than anyone I know but eating even one whole clove would be bad let alone FIFTEEN CLOVES. This is like some internet meme eating challenge.

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Yum

>>8148477

I can see the lack of seasoning from here.

>>8148477
Isn't this what they serve you in jail?

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>>8144067
Scallops a la go-gurt

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>>8147823

>>8148467
http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Classic-Chicken-40-Cloves-Garlic

It mellows out nicely if you cook it long, or roast beforehand. I don't trust the cloves on that burger though.

>>8148118
I'm gonna slit my wrists

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The worst and most overpriced pizza in town

Buffet style available

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>>8148657

>40 cloves garlic, peeled (you can use up to 100 cloves)
>up to 100 cloves

>>8148695
Is that eggshells inside a scotch egg?

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"The most unappetizing dish ever: rare furikake-crusted ahi with port butter sauce."

>>8146337
>>8146339
looks like a fish taco and some dumb bitch said hold the toppings

>>8145692
deep fried butter

>>8147814
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

>>8148118
And did they cut it before they baked it? ...

>>8148715
I thought they were chicken strips that were battered and fried in old oil, but you're right.

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>>8143291
FUCK YOU /CK/ I SWEAR I'LL BAR YER FLOUR-STAINED HAEDS IN RIGHT NOW

>>8148699
typical korean cold noodles
Whats gross about it?

>>8143669

Looks like mall food court pizza. Pizza villa or sbarros anon?

>>8148767

Placenta?

nice

>>8148695
it's funny when shitty chefs have the gall to think their cooking is worthy of being plated like that.

>>8143549
looks like bark

>>8145551

Cheese on a stick from hotdog on a stick? I like their grape lemonade

>>8143527
Even the meat (?) is frowning.

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>>8143291

From "No. 1 Super Buffet"

>>8147814
>see-through glass plates

Just kill me already

Some of these photos are insane. I think I could cook the majority of hem better myself at home and I'm not even a good cook, these are abominably bad

>>8146761

That is fucking vile

>>8147003

looks like it's covered in sauce and got smashed by the lid

>>8148825
the names of chinese buffets slay me
one near me is "Wonderful Buffet"

>>8147823

Can you please post where that's from?

Corned beef hash, Scrambled eggs, and Hash browns, and biscuit 7.99.

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>>8148856
Forgot pic

Ok. So I'm looking through these and wondering, do the chefs just not give a fucking fuck?

I guarantee these establishments are lax on their drug testing policy, because there's no way a sober square would shamelessly push shit like this out of the kitchen. You got some real hedonistic fuckers working in the back.

>>8148860
Based on my experiences watching Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, shitty chefs fall into one of two categories: so far up their own ass and uneducated that they're genuinely deluded that their cooking is good, or with victim complex, blaming others for their lack of standards.

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Oh man, it's a "fusion kitchen"
Haven't these guys ever watched kitchen nigtmares?

>>8147681
>Not eating chicken bacon jalapeno pizza

Disgusting degenerate. I hope your mom still has the chance to abort you.

>>8147823
y do they call it the garlic burger?

>>8148884

I can not fucking believe this a real. Rice rice and beans

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>midwest mexican food

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One-star rated Cuban joint, apparently under new ownership.

>A group of coworkers and I checked this place out for taco Tuesday, and boy were we disappointed. We had come before and they had great tacos and deals. This was not the case this time I guess it's now Cuban but still offered tacos. When they arrived the flavor was ok, but yeah had about 1 teaspoon of oil, and the kicker was the bill they charged $5 per taco, and $12 for a chicken quesadilla which didn't even come with sour cream or salsa. I just can't believe they charged more money for a single taco than for a Cuban sandwich

Looks pretty shitty to me too.

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Sirloin steak anybody

>>8148914
Grilled pickles?

>>8148907
Excellent 'go 'za.

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>>8148913
[HEAVY BREATHING]

>>8148860

Typically it's a combination of being raised on bad and mediocre food so they take a "Well I like it so it's good" mentality and also not giving a fuck. There is no room for promotion, no incentive to do better.

>>8148855
Yawn, went to bed and just woke up... It's apparently from some place called 'Greenhouse Restaurant and Bar'

here is a link to their yelp: https://www.yelp.com/biz/greenhouse-restaurant-and-bar-denton

>>8148913

You'd have to use a spoon to scrape it from the roof of your mouth

>>8148884
That sushi looks like the frozen rolls that Walmart sells.

>>8146656
I remember going to one for my birthday many years ago, and someone was being arrested at the 711 across the street. Fuck Moreno Valley.

>>8148913

Fucking place in town does this. Just get 1 bagel with butter/cream cheese and then get 11 plain and you're good to go.

>>8148215
This is hilariously bad.

>>8146761
Ew. How does this even happen?

>>8148884

I would be furious

>>8148913
Oh my god
That picture makes me feel ill

>>8146077
clever

>>8148907

you can usually tell if youre going to have shitty mexican food just by looking at it