>he's capable of leaving his room and ordering his own

He sure does.

>>8140879
I shop at night because it's less crowded with no lines though.

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>>8140879
>>8142601
Early morning shopper master race, reporting in. Kroger opens at 6:00 AM, and they've been closed all night restocking and cleaning.

When you shop at night, hundreds (maybe thousands) of customers have been touching the products all day. Then there's that segment of the population that only comes out at night. Teenagers, creepy old men, drug users, criminals, transsexuals, faggots, niggers, etc. My fellow customers are old white people. It's glorious.

I just tell my mom to get me what I need

>>8142620
This desu, it's like niggers can't leave their houses till the afternoon

>>8142620
I usually do all my shopping in the morning.
The grocery store I normally go to just got rid of their self checkouts. Now I'm stuck behind lines of stupidly slow geezers that have to complain about absolutely fucking everthing, instead being in and out in minutes.

>>8142620

Why are american apples so shiny?

>>8142704
Same reason american eggs are bleached white
They prioritise their romanticised perfect look for foods over how healthy it is

does anyone else try to find the checkout with the cute girl working the til?

>>8142704
They have a vegetable wax applied to them

>>8142708
No, I'm not gay.

>>8142708
yes. i sometimes go to the mexican grocery store because there is a 8/10 qt 3.14 that I would crawl through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
the store uniform is them wearing red and white plad type of shirts and she ties it in a knot in front showing off her cute flat stomach.
brb going to the grocery store for 2 types of organic fruit

>he doesn't go out any time he feels like it because who gives a shit
I can wait in a line because I'm not a child.

>>8142704
That's my nutsack sweat.

>>8142707
Luckily it doesn't affect the food itself but jealous Europeans get upset. This board would really be much better if you can only post from American IP addresses

>>8143248
Go back to breitbart you trumpfag.

>>8143461
One good thing about this election cycle:
It's made shitposters even easier to spot.

>he doesn't strictly use self checkouts at night when forced to grocery shop

There are no self checkouts in the stores my area, I just find a cashier that's old or off/weird looking, I avoid all the female cashiers(can't stand female cashiers or women in general...too judgmental, they never mind their own business). Call me austitic...I don't give a fuck, at least i'm aware of my issues.

>>8143537
*autistic

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>>8142620
>>8142685
I want /pol/ to leave.

>>8142704
Some American supermarkets have nozzles built into the stand that periodically spray the fruit/vegetables with water. They probably look shiny because of the way the light reflects off the water.

>>8143550
>say nigger on 4chan
>muh /pol/ leave

Stop.

How am I meant to use a self-checkout?

>>8143550

Stop being a pathetic cunt.

>>8140879

You too.

>>8143550
To be fair, a lot of blacks are pretty obnoxious. The worst are the Indians though

>>8140879
Ok

>>8140879
pro tip, if u spin around while chanting sam walton at the wally world self check out, and use the banana code when ringing up steaks, u get steaks for the price of bananas

Who the hell wants to scan and bag their own groceries? Let the fuckin slaves at the store do that

>Go to self checkout
>Scan 2 items
>An attendant has been called
>Spaghetti everywhere
>Never go in public again

>>8140879
My supermarket shuts all the self-scans off late at night and have only one line open with a cashier. And there is always a Muslim woman ahead of you with two heaping carts who wants to haggle over everything and doesn't know how shit works. And her children are running around and why the fuck aren't they in bed?

Also, you can't ring out alcohol on one of those things, or if you can, you have to wait for an employee to come and authorize the transaction.

Also, 25-50% of everything you scan, it will send it back and ask you to scan again, or tell you you're scanning items too fast and you need to bag your 4 groceries because it's confused already. Fuck those machines.

>HURRRR I SHOP AT OFF HOURS HOW COOL AM I????

Not very. At off hours there are almost always some things that are out of stock. If you go during the busy times (4-6 PM) then yeah, it's crowded, but you're more likely to find everything you need, because the stores restock everything in preparation for the evening rush.

>>8144132
If you're shopping late at night, sometimes the only thing open is self-chekout. Sometimes during peak hours every checkout line is long and everyone in them has huge cartfuls, whereas you only have a few items. Self-checkout is 10 minutes faster.

>>8144350
this is literally the opposite of how grocery stores work

grocery stores that are open overnight restock overnight dipshit, they have employees that work shifts like 10:30pm to 6:30am doing nothing but stocking shelves, if you go in at 2 am to grocery shop and something's out, all you have to do is ask one of the employees if they have any they plan to stock and they'll check. if they do and they're not lazy cunts they'll bring some to you.