What is best pop tart and why is it wild berry? brown sugar fags

>>8131402

blueberry

>>8131402
Pop Tarts are so dry. I don't like them.

The only way I can eat them is to put them in the toaster, and while they're still hot, cut off all the edges.

>>8131402
smores

>>8131402
it's always cherry, unfrosted.


but if you go by the fact that the brown sugar cinnys are always sold out in the vending machine i would probably say those horrible pieces of shit

Strawberry, and I'm someone who doesn't often go for strawberry flavoured stuff.

If your answer is anything but "I don't know; I haven't eaten enough of them to have much an opinion because the few I've had weren't very good," your opinion can be safely discarded.

Hot Fudge Sundae will forever fbe the best.

>>8131402
>eating anything with craptastic white crust
S'mores Pop Tart, only Pop Tart.
To a lesser extent, any Pop Tart that doesn't have a white crust.

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Hot fudge sunday is the only right answer.

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>>8131408

haven't had a pop tart in years, they make my tummy hurt

>>8131408
I agreed up until you said you cut off the edges. Fuck you.

>>8131402
The cupcake and red velvet ones are pretty good.

>>8131408
You gotta eat your fucking edges like a man, dammit!

>>8131408
Pop tarts are our equivalent of lembas bread, one package is 500 calories on average

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Which is the worst? Aside from cherry of course

My vote goes for chocolate strawberry

>>8131402
Blue raspberry and watermelon are the only choices

>>8131412
They just never refill them

>>8131408
Instead of cutting the edges off, just slather the whole thing in butter, makes them 100x better.

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>>8131409
>>8131489
/thread

>>8131402
Those are hands down the worst flavor of anything ever, they don't even have a flavor beyond "blue diabetes".

Brown sugar is objectively the best, since its flavor is unconditional. Hot, cold, with or without butter, the brown sugar ones are good. Strawberry? Better be cold. Cherry? Has to be hot and buttered. S'mores? Hot only. Blueberry? Why are pretending to like pop tarts?

Don't be a faggot. Brown sugar cinnamon is the way.

>>8132050
>with or without butter
>pop-tart
What unholy shit is this

>>8132062
not the guy you're responding to but when I used to eat poptarts I'd always smother them with butter. I'm american.

>>8131792
Those are only good frozen. Same with cookie dough ones

>>8131415
Monica

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Cookie dough is my favorite, but i haven't had it in like 3 years because they stopped selling it were i'm at. :(

Still waiting to see if people but butter on there pop tarts

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>>8132154

>>8132124
That sounds good as fuck.

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>>8131402
I got brainwashed into loving these. Something about the magazine ads that made them look so extreme and cool really appealed to me.

>>8131402
Pumpkin Pie, nigga.

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Pokemon Pop tarts

>>8132368
>Cherry
get out

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>>8132365

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do you eat them frozen?

POP-TART POWER RANKINGS
>1. Cherry
POWER GAP
>10000000001. Everything else

>b-b-b-but cherry is shit!
No, you just have burnt-out taste buds, and are relegated to the shit flavors like Strawberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon, and Smores.

>>8131402
lol the three that you named are my three favorite flavors

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>>8131402
PROTIP: the best pop tart flavor isn't some Kellogg's shit

>>8132404
fucking this x10

>>8132404
>>8132415
samefag, nobody buys that shit. They just wait the day before trash and get them out of the dumpster, like EVERYONE else.

>>8132426
dumbasses like you are why tripfags exist

>>8131402
Has anyone tried the new rootbeer or orange flavored ones?

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I miss these

wow

>>8131417
came here to post this.

poptarts aren't the same anymore. They used to have really dry kinda crunchy texture on the tart, now its just crumbly soft all around which sucks because I used to nibble off the edges before eating the filling part

>>8131402

S'mores, you fucking imbeciles.

>>8132701
Autsim: the post.

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I bought these for the memes, but they're genuinely good

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>>8132654

Rootbeer really works. Its not a novelty. I'd recommend it. Makes me want to try other rootbeer pastries (like real ones).

I've given them to people without telling them what it is and they say its really good but they don't recognize the flavor. If you forget its rootbeer and just taste it, its nice.

Orange tastes like shit. Its just a crappy sickly artificial flavor. Unless you're obsessed with artificial orange I wouldn't recommend it.

>>8131880

wow impressed

>>8132706

This is great.

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my mom always used to buy the chocolate chip ones, so i eventually came to hate those just because they were the only ones i had ever had. so bland, and so little icing ontop.
my favorite are probably cinnamon.
also tried some pumpkin pie ones recently, not bad at all.

>>8132246
try it with ice cream in the middle like a sandwich omg so good

>>8132246
>>8132762
hahaha yeah and spread some butter on it too

>>8132706
Did they use paint to put the frosting in the picture?

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these toasted with a glass of milk

>>8131993
plot twist:
i fill the machine here at work.

i did yesterday, ten fresh cinnys.
there's 3 left today.


company of 20 employees

I thought unfrosted pop tarts were just a joke in TV and didn't actually exist until this thread

the Cinnamon Roll Pop Tarts might be my favorite. Chocolate Chip is also pretty good, as well as Smores.

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>>8131402
are you me?

r8 my wildberry

>>8132404
these are actually trash, they somehow made them taste sweeter than pop tarts.

I was pretty hyped to try the pumpkin pie ones when I saw them at the store but they are flavorless as fuck
brown sugar cinnamon 4 lyfe

How would I go about making a wildberry pop tarts cake? not just a cake with crumbled pop tarts on it but an actual cake with the flavor of wildberry pop tarts.

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>>8132404

>he fell for the Trader Joe's meme

>>8134467
Trader Joes is a meme now? Jesus Christ! I don't even buy their shit because it's "organic" (most of it isn't). I buy it because it's a lot less expensive than everywhere else and tastes just as good, if not better.

>>8131402
>brown sugar fags need not apply
apply for what?

I don't eat poop tarts because im not a peasant.

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Without a doubt the worst thing I have ever eaten

I avoid that one completely, it never had a chance of being any good

Pink Lemonade was pretty alright though

>>8131402
gross. Unfrosted blueberry or apple cinnamon are better than any frosted flavor.

>>8131988
There is a watermelon poptart?

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>>8131880
Which is the worst you ask?

>>8132109
Huh?

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I wish they made a double stuffed fruit filling pop tart. I feel like they really skimp out on that stuff.

>>8134650
>hating watermelon

le nigger watermelon XD

Why do 12 year olds browse this board?

>>8134566
>unfrosted
>unfrosted
>unfrosted

Jesus fucking christ

>>8132368
>Pokemon poptarts
/thread

>>8132706
Mmmm I sure love watermelon. They got these in grape?

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Apple Strudel Pop Tarts were my favorite.

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nah son

>>8132368
I forgot those existed.

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Blueberry Muffin

>>8135293
holy shit, please tell me they still sell these

>>8135305
sadly discontinued still makes me upset

>>8135305
they were limited time
http://poptarts.wikia.com/wiki/Strawberry_Milkshake
http://poptarts.wikia.com/wiki/Vanilla_Milkshake

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Must be nice to have such shit taste. Superior pastry coming through

>>8135324
>overpriced
>have to put them in the freezer
>have to put them in the toaster
>no variety of flavors aside from strawberry and apple

What am I missing here?

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>>8135292
These motherfuckers were the best fucking pop tarts, and they fucking discontinue them. Haven't bought shit from Kellogg's since.

>>8132404
Ayy now we're talking

>>8132660
>>8135293
>>8135302
>>8135319
>>8135537
why do they discontinue the best flavors?

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>>8131880
I tried red velvet pop tarts - jesus christ they were one of the worst thing's i've ever eaten. I COULD NOT eat them they tasted so fucking awful.

>>8135333
>no variety of flavors aside from strawberry and apple
What sort of shit hole do you live in?

>>8134608
Those seem like they would be good if you froze them.

>>8134369
0/10 pop tart too big to fit in glass

>>8134541
that looks like a delicious color, but seems like it would be awful

>>8134521
Trader Joes is good, but they tend to put palm oil in too much of their products.

>>8133354
MY NIGHA, MY NIGHA

THIS IS LITERALLY MY WOMBO COMBO.

>>8131408
If you soak them overnight in orange juice, they're really moist.

>>8135597

any real niggas here remember all the tie-in flavors they had 10+ years ago? those were honestly always the best

>spidey berry when the first spider-man movie came out
>bubble berry for spongebob
>scooby berry for the scooby doo movie (it was purple with green frosting)

>>8131407
Seconded

Cherry, obviously. What kind of philistine would say otherwise?

>>8134541
did you finish the box?

>Artificially flavored
I really hate food companies now a days.

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>>8131402

putting smores pop tarts in the freezer is the best

>>8134608
I want to try these.

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I can't resist the memes

I never had any, they're not common here. I don't think I even heard about pop tarts before reading about nyan cat...
Are they good compared to toasted (good) bread with jam?

>>8139839
>bread with jam
>good

Unless you're talking about home made bread and home made jam, you're comparing apples to oranges.

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Why do you keep making this stupid thread when you know what the real answer is?

>>8132124
Bought this a few months ago.
Awful.
Waaaaay too dry

>>8131408
Shit, you're like the opposite of edgy.

>>8135293
The absolute best

>>8132124
>>8132376
>>8132706
>>8135292
>>8141158
these are the greatest

>>8131402
Can one get poptarts that are literally just the frosting and the crust? I would buy that tbqh senpaitachi