>eating a sandwich >notice halfway through that there was

>>8129989
You'll live, anon. You really will.

>>8129989
Free dose of penicillin. Some Americans pay hundreds for that!

Some food you can just avoid to eat the visible mold and it's alright, but that's not the case for bread.

>>8129989
Moldy bread is only really dangerous when you eat it regularly

>>8129989
you're going to die

>>8129997
kek

>>8130163
true .. my dog died from drankin to much moldy Brad

good night sweat prince

Gluten free bread doesn't go moldy. Make the switch today!

>>8129997
This.

My dad would take a slice of bread and let it mold lightly before he gave it to me. He did this every 3-4 months and said it had health benefits.

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>>8130202

How do you not notice that? The smell of moldy bread is pretty hard to miss. It starts smelling sour even before visible mold forms on it

if it's rye bread you'll trip balls and die have fun

>>8129989
>mold eats your bread
>you eat mold
sounds fair to me anon

>>8130559
but mold also eats you

>>8130202
Sounds like he weakened your immune system by giving you antibiotics.

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>>8130202
>feeding your son mycotoxins
I think your dad was trying to kill you anon

>be me 17
>mum has bad habit of not throwing out food or refusing to throw out stuff after expire date
>Monday, accidentally eat hot dog bun with mold inside the slice
>Tuesday, drank some really bad milk
>Tuesday again was about to eat some cheese for melting oN top eggs, moldy cheese
>Wednesday, hyper aware at this point. Throw out four containers of food.
>Spend rest of the day cleaning fridge
>Dad was so thankful he bought me dinner
>mum was mad
>It's just a bit of fuzz it's not going to kill you!
>She gets sick the next day on Thursday
>needs to get her stomach pumped
>mum doesn't cook as often anymore
>Attending catering classes far from home now

Still refuse to touch anything moldy

Rip OP

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>Bread is moldy
>Throw it out to the birds
>Later find out that bread is bad for them

Am I a murderer?

>>8129997
My immune system is as efficient as vermin, but I have a penicillin allergy. Real big achilles heel.

>>8130222
No it doesn't you faggot what kind of shitty bread are you buying?

>>8130897
>Later find out that bread is bad for them
Is it? They sure go nuts for it

>>8131116
Just like we do for meat

Still AWFUL for us

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>>8131099
Are you retarded? What kind of fat fuck can't tell the difference between fresh bread and stale near moldy bread? Do you just shovel it down your fat gullet without smelling/tasting or even chewing? Holy shit

>>8131127

I know right!

>>8129989
Induce vomiting.

>>8130899
Good thing we stopped using penicillin ages ago.
Immunity is a bitch.

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>>8130188

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>>8131127
That's what a life time of eating preservative laced and chemically engineered shelf life extended $0.99 at Walmart tier white bread will do to ya. God bless America.

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>>8131118

>>8131127
>stale
>moldy
Literally never happened to me.
Every time bread gets mold on it for me it's still soft.

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>>8131155
>fat fuck can't tell difference between fresh and not fresh bread
>thinks mold just magically appears

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>>8131167
>Auto defence is "fat fuck"

>>8131169
>can't tell the difference between the smell of freshly baked bread and days old bread that has been sweating into it's own bag
>hurr it's soft so it must be good
>hurr mold doesn't have a smell hurr

>>8130897
Birds eat a LOT worse on a regular basis, and they're sharp enough to tell if something's dangerous to eat. They'll be fine, anon.

>>8131175
>>>/reddit/

>>8129997
>penicillin
more like free dose of LSD

>>8131175
Lad, do you know what stale means?

did you stop?

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>pour a glass of milk
>Take a sip of said milk
>Tastes weird and smells funny
>The milk spoiled
THE WORST FUCKING FEELING, I JUST WANT TO DRINK MILK WITH SOME SHITTY CHEAP SWEETS WITHOUT HAVING TO DRIVE TO A SHITTY WALMART TWENTY YEARS AWAY

>>8129999
quads of truth.

>>8131140
More like over-prescription is a bitch.

>>8131116
>>8131118
>>8131202
not all birds, but feeding ducks bread will pop their stomach and kill them painfully, don't do it.

>>8131795
But think of the alternative possibility, eventually we will have domesticated burping ducks.

>>8129989
Calmly put the sandwich down and don't think about the mold.

>>8130812
is your mom autistic?

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>eat cereal
>Tastes funny
>Starts tasting bad
>Go to kitchen and smell milk jug I got poured from
>Almost vomit
>Throw away bowl of cereal

>>8130812
your mom needs to take a trip to the sanitarium

>>8130559
Kek

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>>8131118
Been eating it every day and I'm still not dead. It's only awful if you eat tons of it and some people still managed to survive on a diet consisting mostly of meat.
Pic related.

>>8129989
>tfw I went out to eat today, ordered dessert (their chocolate cake) and once I was almost done, noticed this shit hiding between the layers of mousse and cake

Felt bad man

>>8134033
Captain colds process food differently.

>>8129999
Nice.
>>9130000

>>8131639
Just buy powder milk

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>>8129997
>tfw allergic to penicillin and only penicillin

>>8134002
"got poured from"

You can't even pour your own fucking milk?

>>8131795
ducks are niggers. they cant be that important to the foodchain right?

>>8135971
powedered milk is for fallout shelters just order less milk so it does not go bad