I just discovered this shit. Holy fuck Americans this is so tasty,

>>8120369
Get an organic version and not the big brand shit. It doesn't have as much sugar so you don't binge eat it.

Crunchy a best.

Eat it with grape jelly.

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You've seen the light OP

Peanut butter loves you very much

how the fuck do you dick a banana into peanutbutter without smashing it up? are you fucken dipping a closed banana into the jar and eating the peel and all.

>>8120373
This. It's practically peanut frosting.

>>8120369
Haha, I remember my first jar of p butt. Welcome to the club, my dirty foreigner friend.

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>tfw toasted PB sammich
aw shit its passed midnight but I might have to make one now

Toppest of tastes OP

>>8120373
>organic
You mean natural right?
You're right on that one. Used to binge on the normal PB but bought my first "natural" (claims to be 100% ground peanuts with no sugar, salt or oil added) and it's harder to eat as much.

>>8120381

you get a knife of peanut butter and smear it off onto the banana by running it along the length of it as you pull the knife down, and then very carefully take big globby bites of the peanut buttered banana.

op, try a peanut-butter-banana sandwich. slice the banana super thin use really soft bread.

>>8120395
Oh man, toasting it takes it up like 10 levels.

>>8120369
Almond butter is better.

>I just discovered peanut butter

somalian or something?

I love the general consesus of this thread.

Also kraft master race

(Excluding your local farmers pure organic natural biological sun dried gmo free no whaleblubber bugdust filled peanut butter)

>>8120514
Both don't mean shit. Everything is natural. Just get something with less sugar and more peanuts, that's it.

Love the stuff and use it instead of butter. Just make sure you buy the one with no added oil, salt or sugar.

>>8120704
It's not very common in most of Europe. The people who do eat it, do it because they saw it on american television. I personally don't like it at all even though I like peanuts and other nut based spreads.

Put it on some chocolate, OP.

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>>8120818
>do it because they saw it on american television
why do I get the feeling this isn't exclusive to peanut butter

>>8120369
>Holy fuck Americans this is so tasty, help me, I am turning into fatass.
Why are you asking for help from Americans?
Peanut butter was invented by the Aztecs (Mexico).

>help me, I am turning into fatass.
Oh, now I see..

>>8120369
it's nice to know we can be faggots about everything else, but agree peanut butter is the fucking bomb

>>8120373
Organic ones taste like a block of wood - no thanks.

>>8120662
no

i don't understand peanut butter and almond milk

none of those things are in them when i eat them

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>>8120816
"Natural" just means it doesn't have hydrogenated soybean oil aka trans fats which do not exist in nature

It's a perfectly reasonable descriptor for a seriously different product that you have to stir every time before you use it

>tfw my Vietnamese mom used to spread it on bread, toast it, and then sprinkle a little bit of sugar on it when I was a kid

>>8120839
Yes

>>8120836
>>8120836
Yeah, and there's not even that much sugar in the regular stuff. 3g per serving is nothing.

>>8120880
she toasted bread that had peanut butter on it?

>>8120369
Make toast. spread some butter on it, then put on peanut butter.

Optional: also add jelly/jam of your choice

>>8120817
Hello I have tried to replace butter with peanut butter in my daily cooking but I am having the damndest time cooking this steak

Do yourself a favor and make a peanut butter and pickle sandwich.
Thank me later.

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>>8120369
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_Gold_Loaf

Also good is a simple grilled peanut butter and jelly (or jam) sandwich. Butter the outside and toast in a skillet. Use of bananas or other fruit is acceptable. Shit also pairs well with Apples and carrots. Be careful.

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>>8121867

>>8120385
>p butt
Virgin who has yet to pee in a grill's butt detected

>>8121786
Yeah, I enjoyed warm peanut butter as a kid. Try it man, you won't look back.

>>8121999
I enjoy toast with peanut butter on it too but putting it on the raw bread before toasting it seems like it would make a mess of your toaster

>>8122010
Oh, she used a small toaster oven.

>>8121499
sometimes

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>year of our Lord 2016
>not eating toast with thicc peanut butter and sliced red onion
Sure hope you guys shiggy

>>8120836
incorrect,

best PB has two ingredients
>peanuts
>salt
It is the most American thing possible

>>8121936
I don't understand the bacon part. I've never tried it but I feel like that would be perfect without the bacon, adding meat to that just seems weird.

>>8120369
>help me
Chocolate peanut butter is a thing.
Along with hazelnut butter (nutella).

Also cookie dough, honey, and many many other flavors.
Cashew butter is 10/10 as well.


>I am from Eastern Europe.
First things first. Learn financial responsibility, don't be a euro-nigger.


>I just dip banana in it and eat whole jar.
What you want to do is make oatmeal peanut butter cookies.
Or toasted peanut butter sandwiches, takes it to a whole other level.


>I am turning into fatass.
>It's fucking drug shit.
Only buy one jar every 2-3 weeks. If you can't control yourself with it around, then limit how often it is around.

>>8120833
Contrary to popular belief, George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter. He was one of the greatest inventors in American history, discovering over 300 hundred uses for peanuts including chili sauce, shampoo, shaving cream and glue. He was a pioneer in the agricultural world and many refer to him as father of the peanut industry. His innovations also increased the legume’s popularity and made peanuts a staple in the American diet.

The earliest reference to peanut butter can be traced back to the Ancient Incas and the Aztecs who ground roasted peanuts into a paste. However, modern peanut butter, its process of production and the equipment used to make it, can be credited to at least three inventors.

In 1884 Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Canada patented peanut paste, the finished product from milling roasted peanuts between two heated surfaces. In 1895 Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (the creator of Kellogg’s cereal) patented a process for creating peanut butter from raw peanuts. He marketed it as a nutritious protein substitute for people who could hardly chew on solid food. In 1903, Dr. Ambrose Straub of St. Louis, Missouri, patented a peanut-butter-making machine.

The rest, as they say, is history, and there are a variety of peanut butter flavors to choose from and you can use it in recipes from savory to sweet, like Nutty Thai Chicken Slow Cooker Dinner, Peanut Powered Breakfast Cookies and Peanut and Chocolate Cherry Smoothies.

While George Washington Carver didn’t invent peanut butter, his work—along with that of peanut butter innovators Edson, Kellogg and Straub—helped establish peanut butter as the nutritious staple ingredient found in 94 percent of American households today. Enjoy your banana.

>>8121999
This.

>>8122545
Make toast. Then smear PB on it while still hot. Yum.

>>8120373
Love PB and Jelly sammitches with a tall cold glass of milk. Whole milk. Not that gay ass skim shit. Fucking awesomeness.

>>8120818
You eurofags like that nutella shit don't you?

>>8122542
>He was one of the greatest inventors in American history
Beyond rude. He isn't even in the top 10,000.

>He was one of the greatest inventors in American history, discovering over 300 hundred uses for peanuts including chili sauce, shampoo, shaving cream and glue.
He is a meme inventor that gets absurdly more focus and praise because he is a negro.
He discovered/popularized uses for peanuts, he didn't invent anything.

No one invented penicillin.
No one invented jerky.
No one invented apple sauce.
No one invented DNA.
Discoveries are not inventions.


>While George Washington Carver didn’t invent peanut butter, his work—along with that of peanut butter innovators like Edson, Kellogg and Straub—helped establish peanut butter.
Pretty much this.

>>8120833
How many fucking Aztecs do you know personally? (I thought so).

>>8122560
I think I hear your mom calling you..........

>>8122564
It's like being part indian (non-loo kind), anyone can claim it.

>>8120369
If you truly want to taste american freedom, smear some on a honey bun and toast that bitch till its warm and fluffy.

>>8122557
do you enjoy mucous

>>8120373
Just make your own. It costs literally peanuts and it gives a better texture.

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>>8120369
I'm fucking dying.

But seriously fellow eastern euro, try it with pita bread fried and you will die even faster.

>>8121936
>le bacon strip bacon strip bacon strip

XDD

>>8120369
Melt some in the microwave and pour it on some ice cream. It is delicious and you will never recover

>>8122241
I don't know...

>>8120374
Don't tell someone in Europe to try it with grape jelly, they don't have that over there; you're serving done poor European on a wild goose chase.

>>8122564
Aztecs became Mexicans, Anon.
How many fucking toes can you see if you look down? (i thought so)

You want the good shit OP?
Make some rice crispy treats. But not the bullshit marshmallow ones, the peanut butter kind.

I forget the exact proportions but basically you melt a bunch of corn syrup, sugar, and peanut butter, then mix in a bunch of rice crispies. Then let it cool and cut it into squares. Shit is so cash.

I think it's 1:1:1 corn syrup, sugar, peanut butter, then however much rice crisps it takes.

>>8122614
Elvis was such a memer.

Raspberry>grape

Also I just tried a pb and avocado sandwich, was alright.

>>8122559
Nutella-peanut butter sandwiches are the bomb.

>>8122738
Mestizos are the fucking sexiest people on the planet, no joke, wish I lived in America.

>>8120369
OP it's seriously good with nearly everything

cinnamon
honey
chocolate
nutella
many fruits, especially banana and apple
celery
oats
raisins
over ice cream
in cookies
delicious.

it's simple to make too, along with most other nut butters. you just need a blender or a food processor. you heat the nuts you want to blend, then blend them until you have butter (add salt to taste).

welcome to the peanut club my friend

>>8122523
>Sweet-savory combo is weird

You been living under a rock or something?

>>8120369
You'll get bored of it eventually. One better way to stop craving it is to OD on it completely so that even a whiff of pb is going to make you feel nauseous

tried it once and it was just dry

>>8123373

Fucking lies. I've been addicted to PB since a child. From K-12 I calculate I ate around 2500-3000 peanut butter sandwiches. Nowadays I just eat it off a spoon, and there have been times where I've eaten it and gotten sick of it, but a week later the cravings return and I can eat tons of it again. I've been eating the natural versions for a while now but that only makes me want it more because it tastes better.

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>American
Are you even trying?
This is the real good shit right here.

>>8123420

>my peanuts and salt are better than your peanuts and salt

This is how silly you sound.

>>8120693
xD god please

>>8123421
Peanuts and salt is okay.
Sugar and grease with a little bit of actual peanut butter in it is not.

>>8123426

Most American supermarkets sell normal peanut butter these days, so the "Amerilard" argument doesn't really hold up. The only people that eat the sugar processed crap is flyovers and people the actually prefer it for some reason.

>>8123431
Huh.
Wish you guys would export more of the good stuff then.

>>8122691
Yes we do.

Break into the US Base regulary to steal PB & J.

>>8123426
Actually by law, peanut butter (not light/whipped) has to be around 90 or 95 percent peanuts.

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>>8120369
You have only just begun your journey.

Pic related - a whole new world beckoning for you to explore

>>8124675

I'm glad I never went down the rabbit hole of flavored peanut butters. I have a hard enough time controlling how much I eat of the normal stuff.

>>8124675
I only ever go with chocolate, are maple or honey good?

>>8124787
Yes. Honey is great. Also White Chocolate Wonderful is basically sin in a jar, as is the cinnamon raisin.

>>8120369
do other countries eat regular peanuts? Or is peanut butter the only unusual thing?

>>8120829
>>8120818
Nobody here eats peanut butter, the only one I can find is 5€ for like 500 grams

Put some on your dick and show it to a dog.

>>8122523
I mean desu Bacon isn't really meat as much as it is salt and fat. You don't get any "meat" flavour with bacon.

>>8121936

I thought Elvis liked peanut butter and banana, not bacon.

>>8124675
This company makes some fucking based PB. All of the ones I've tried have been delicious.

Never had the maple one, or the spicy one. I imagine the maple would be great on waffles/pancakes. The spicy one would be awesome for making a curry. Anyone had these?

>>8124945
Yes, Elvis' favorite version was a pan-grilled peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwich, I believe. The sandwich in that webm is a "Fool's Gold Loaf". He probably ate those, too.

One thing I enjoy doing with peanut butter is mixing a spoonful into breakfast oatmeal. That slightly sweet, slightly salty addition is great and provides extra protein.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAIvJF16TKw

>>8120829
People in foreign countries insist that the police read them their rights, because they saw it on American procedurals. Media does very weird things to people.

>>8124999
The Fools' Gold Loaf was basically what killed Elvis. He 'switched' to this near the end of his life.

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>>8124787
PB and honey is maybe the best combination.

>>8126189
Might make this but I wonder if the mashed bananas would be unappealing.

>>8126201
Good god he'd eat entire loaves of that?

>>8123234
As a Texan...this is a terrible opinion. The reality is actually pretty gross.

>>8120369
Hahaha put it on your balls amid you has dog

>>8120369
Oh yeah, I felt the same way when I bought my first jar. I'm from northern Europe, it isn't common here. Ate the whole jar in two days, starting by putting it on bread and in the end just eating it with a spoon.
Its not that exciting once you get used to it, I don't buy it often but when I do, at least I don't eat the whole thing in one go.

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Get some marshmallow fluff too. Make a peanut butter and fluff sandwich. Shit is amazing.

>>8126482
>marshmallow fluff
Christ, this exists and is a sandwich spread in america? I feel like such a thing should maybe be a cake ingredient at best, if it has to exist.

>>8126508
Yep. It's so bad for you though:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshmallow_creme

Peanut butter is high in calories, but in moderation the natural stuff is very nutritious. Marshmallow fluff is just sugar...

>>8126280
What did he mean by this?

>>8121867
>>8121936
Elvis and Marlon Brando... just wtf was wrong with them?

>>8122559
First off, >>8123207
Second, Nutella in Europe is way different to Americlap Nutella
https://knitstamatic.wordpress.com/2012/08/26/taleoftwonutellas/

>>8120369
>make natural peanut butter combined with hazelnuts, use honey instead of sugar
>get that PROTEIN
>get RIPPED

Put it on grilled meat.

>>8126279
You're just a white boi, fuck off this land doesn't belong to you.

>>8124675
>>8124787
>>8124759
>>8124793
Where can I buy a sample pack of all of them

>>8127154
I even went to euro amazon for you.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Peanut-Butter-Co/b/ref=bl_dp_s_web_1652124031?ie=UTF8&node=1652124031&field-lbr_brands_browse-bin=Peanut+Butter+%26+Co.

>>8120369
Peanut butter is pretty high protein though.

>>8123234
You're disgusting.

>>8126919
>You're just a white boi, fuck off this land doesn't belong to you.
Maybe you shouldn't have lost the war. Be happy that we accepted your surrender, and that you still exist...

>>8123234
Women should not have sideburns...

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>>8121829
no ty

>>8124848
why would you recommend this i am in HOSPITAL

>>8122523
Properly crispy bacon isn't really a meat so much as a taste orgasm.

>>8125347
This.

>>8126243
Try whipping real butter into the honey, about 1/3 butter makes a caramel-like golden treat. Plus, it doesn't drip so much.

>>8120369
You better not be eating Jif or Skippy or any of that added sugar trash

>>8128018
This guy gets it. Peanut butter whipped with honey and butter is godlike

>>8127444
Use kosher dill pickles made from cucumbers, cut fairly thick, and shake off most of the brine.

You'll either love it more than you thought it was possible to love a sandwich or you'll find it disgusting.

>>8120369

I tried it once, wasn't impressed.

>>8128028
You mean Jiif or Skippy, peanut butter that doesn't taste like ass?

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>>8120369
Most based Peaner Butter. Pic very much related......

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Bitches don't know.....

>>8120369
Nut butter is better for your health, although peanut butter definitely tastes better.

>>8120369
American here, peanut butter is disgusting.

>>8123420
>>8123421

Have you ever had Calve peanut butter? It doesn't taste anything like American peanut butter and is much, much better. Even most American people I've had try it agree.

>>8128275
whoa that looks good

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Is peanut butter uncommon in Eastern Europe? Holy fuck, I couldn't imagine my life without peanut butter. How common is it in Western Europe?

>>8128275
I knew since preschool. we had snacks like that and a little carton of milk

>>8120373
>>8120384
even meme peanut butter is still like 150 calories a serving

>>8126508
the sandwich is called a fluffer-nutter

>>8128784
It's uncommon in Russia.

Tomorrow, I'm going to grill a peanut butter and banana sandwich, but I'm going to use cinnamon bread.

>>8129841
But make sure the temperature is high as fuck.

>>8129849
I can do that.

>>8126198
>>8124831
>>8120829
>>8120818
All of this

Kept seeing it on TV and was all like wtf that must taste so weird

Then I found some in NL and I still think it's overrated.
But yea apparently it's fairly popular in the Netherlands, probably since the time of the VOC that imported it from their slave countries

YOU'RE ALL FAT AND I HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE

>>8129875
I'm a skinny little girl.

>>8129894
L O N D O N
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D
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(sorry, just following procedures)

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>>8129894
I want to be the little girl

>>8120369

Listen to my recipe. It is the BEST sandwich you will EVER eat in your life.

Ok this is the recipe and ingredients gang.

Get 2 slices of white bread
Then spread an extremely generous amount of SMOOTH peanut butter on the bread CRUNCH PEANUT BUTTER NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD.
Then add salt on the peanut butter.
Then 5-10 chewy caramel candies
crunchy pretzels
and chopped bananas
Top it all with a few more spoons of peanut butter and whole peanuts for good measure
Put the other slice on top

And wala, the best sandwich you will ever cook invented by me.

>>8130197

>>8120373

Reeee

>>8122406
That sounds gross but I wanna try it now.
You better be right motherfucker.

>>8120374
As the other said, i've never seen grape jelly ever before. My go to jelly is either strawberry or blueberry.

>>8120369
Eastern Europe here too. Discovered it like 2 years ago. I like it plain on bread with maybe just a bit of nutella (like a teaspoon sizing) and with cold milk.

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I just replaced this with peanut butter on my sandwiches. It's not bad but it's definitely at the back of my list for the butters I use on my sandwiches. So almond > peanut > sunflower

Once I saw a Polish guy eat a peanut butter sandwich for the first time in his life and he literally teared up a bit from joy. I didn't realise it was so uncommon in most places.

>>8122542
He's just a stupid fucking nigger. That's all you need to know.

Buy more Almonds butter. Especially honey almond butter.

>>8120369
This is why I'm fat. All I eat is:
Peanut butter and nilla waffer sandwiches
Peanut butter milkshakes
Peanut butter cake
Peanut butter fudge
Peanut butter on celery
Peanut butter spoonfuls

Everyday

>>8120395
>It's passed midnight

I only eat toasted PB&J just after midnight

With a tall glass of fat free milk

And an episode of King of the Hill

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I'm about to make a peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich (In America, it's called an, "Elvis") for the debate tonight

Protip for Elvis sandwich: Don't butter the bread and fry it (like grilled cheese), instead, mix a teaspoon of butter with the peanutbutter and spread it on toasted bread

Go buy yourself a nut grinder.
Then buy yourself a huge bag of peanuts or almonds.
ULIMITED PEANUT BUTTER WORKS

>>8129894
same desu. most people here could probably fit me in their pocket. :3

>>8120662
why do vegan faggots ruin every thread?
GTFO!

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>>8123420
THIS + Pic realted = Best Goddamn Sandwich in the wordl!

>>8133340
>vegan
It's a peanut?

>>8120517
just warm the peanut butter dood.

makes it softer for dipping

>>8120369
Elvis had great fucking taste in comfort food.

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>>8120369
Uh mix the peanut butter with water until it forms a cream. Usually one part peanut butter to one part water (or sometimes I use yogurt) That is what most americans do for peanut butter because what comes in the jar is actually concentrated peanut butter. It's like if you just drank the juice syrup concentrate out of the bottle instead of mixing it with water!

>>8120369
Its American Nutella, that's all.

>>8132060
COMFY

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>>8120395
>toasted peanut butter sandwich
yessss