Alright boys. Picked these bad boys because I was feeling like

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Alright boys. Picked these bad boys because I was feeling like roasting a bird but don't want a ton of left overs. Since it will just be the girlfriend and I, give me some recipes that i could use for date night. While i'm cooking, she'll be shaving the vag, so that should give me some time. Help me out, fellas

Anonymous 2016-09-17 09:59:04 Post No.8101437
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 09:59:04 Post No.8101437 [Report]

stuff them with stuffing

Anonymous 2016-09-17 10:18:14 Post No.8101447
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 10:18:14 Post No.8101447 [Report]

>>8101351
Load them with cottage cheese from your girls rotting "vag".
t. virgin

Anonymous 2016-09-17 14:11:33 Post No.8101714
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>>8101447
?

Anonymous 2016-09-17 15:07:37 Post No.8101822
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>>8101351
Brine them, then shove them up your ass

Anonymous 2016-09-17 15:10:43 Post No.8101828
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 15:10:43 Post No.8101828 [Report]

>>8101437
>>8101714
>>8101822
OP getting BTFO

You're fucking shit OP. Literally not a single person on this board has any respect for you. Fuck off and never come back, nobody is interested in your shitty birds.

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>>8101828
I am :(

Anonymous 2016-09-17 20:39:02 Post No.8102575
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>>8101351
you should of planted this a week ahead, this is a good idea for next week though. douche her vag and collect the douching liquid. then give her and your self an enema until your butt juice runs clear. both another enema with and collect that liquid. brine the birds for at least 24 hours in the douche and enema liquids.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 20:57:36 Post No.8102611
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>>8101351
Carefully take the cavity of the raw chicken and stick your dick into it, pretending it is a better version of your girlfriends vag, as it will be significantly tighter than her loose, worn out meat curtains. And as always, en-joy!

Anonymous 2016-09-17 20:59:36 Post No.8102616
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 20:59:36 Post No.8102616 [Report]

Brine them, but after you do make sure you air dry them for a while, that's important

Anonymous 2016-09-17 21:01:06 Post No.8102621
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 21:01:06 Post No.8102621 [Report]

>brining roast chicken
Enjoy your shitty thin textured skin after the brine.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 21:51:16 Post No.8102755
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 21:51:16 Post No.8102755 [Report]

>>8102621
>not brining chicken
Enjoy eating unseasoned food like a puritan.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 21:53:58 Post No.8102763
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 21:53:58 Post No.8102763 [Report]

Absolutely do not brine these chicken. Prepare them via this recipe.

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/03/dinner-tonight-jacques-pepins-quick-roasted-chicken-recipe.html

pull the skin away from the flesh and pour that recipe into the skin. DON'T cook the breast past 165 degrees. It will be the best chicken you've ever served to anyone.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 21:55:53 Post No.8102765
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>>8102763

I've only made 20 birds, but everyone has a shitfit over them.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 21:59:06 Post No.8102770
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>>8102763

The only key to this recipe is the breast reaching 165 degrees. After that, everything else is rich.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 22:02:57 Post No.8102774
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>>8102755
I'd rather have a seasoned roasted chicken with crispy skin than your skinless chicken breast equivalent of a roast chicken.

Anonymous 2016-09-17 22:04:26 Post No.8102780
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Anonymous 2016-09-17 22:04:26 Post No.8102780 [Report]

>>8102755

Small birds don't enjoy brining. It's essentially a waste of time.

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