Yeah maybe I am dumb , but how should I eat this? How "activate"

You HAVE to activate almonds otherwise you might get poisoned if you eat too many

How do you know when the almonds are ON?

>>8096197
Wait what I just ate a half a pound earlier of raw almonds fuck

>How should I eat this?
Chew it in your mouth
>how "activate"
Flip the little switch on the back of each one before eating

>>8096198

You don't have the app on your phone?

>>8096198
go to the manufacturer's website and punch in serial number on each almond.

wa la

>>8096199
You will die

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>eating too much almonds
>get poisoned

Is this one those "dank memes" that you kids love talking about?

>>8096233
Well, for real If you eat way too much (like seriously what are you doing) you can build too much cyanide get poisioned.
You know how you aren't supposed to eat peach pits?
Almonds are in the peach family

>>8096248
If you build up cyanide in your system don't you become immune?

>>8096259
You will start excreting mustard gas and poison the people around you

>>8096259
Sure why not
Go ahead and eat lead too.

>>8096200
I audibly laughed. Thanks mate.

Activate =soak in water 12 hours ? Seriously I don't understand , with this brown skin or without ?

>>8096286
>I audibly laughed.
A opposed to?

>>8096183
A lady gave a container of these at check out, she said. I looked like I was eating light (poor)t, and some grapes and half a four pack of yogurt.
???

Was gonna through them out