I'm drunk and am about to drive to taco bell because I'm

A bullet.

>>8092248
>what should i get?

into a car accident.

>>8092248
Ask for a glass of drain cleaner

$5 box

>burrito supreme
>gordita crunch thingy
>taco
>nachos
>drink

I miss the crunchwrap box

>>8092248
Was just there. I told them to just pit a bunch of shit in the bag and I would pay them.

I got double tacos, 7 layer burritos and som other sit with cheese sauce.

>>8092254
>>8092259
>>8092264
>>8092265


everyones telling you to KYS

>>8092248
jail time

>>8092265

>>8092248
>driving drunk
>going to Taco Bell
>willing to spend $12 there
This is bad decision overload.

>>8092248
12 beefy crunch burritos and a DUI

>>8092248
You posted this thread 2 weeks ago.
How often do you get drunk and drive to Taco Bell?
Im guessing once a fortnight.

>>8092248
Go for a drive at the beach first op, you know you want to. Go to the beach and speeds as fast as you can to feel that great beach air in your face. Then get your shitty food, it will taste better

>>8092248
a DUI

>>8092265
this

>>8092248
>what should i get?

363 days in jail, 2 year probation, and high auto insurance.


Better save that $12 for your monthly payment to probation

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>budgeting your taco bell orders

Hey gusy OP here

I am on my way over pretty buzzed and I decidied to just get a McCh-

2 bean and cheese burritos

save the rest of your money

don't eat the meat, it's garbage

>>8092254
>>8092259
>>8092264
>>8093438

Are you faggots 12?

Food will never taste better than when you've driven shitfaced to go get it and are safely back at your house. Eyes peeled for cops, trying to act straight while you order in case the kid you're ordering from is a fag like one of you that will call the cops...

It's exhilerating.

>>8093455
naw, i drunk rode my motorcycle to mcdonalds once

bad time, do not recommend

Cheesy potato burrito.

we're getting the habanero quesarito tomorrow btw

>>8093455

People actually die because people like you do that.

Cofirmed for not being a day older than 21. Eventually you'll grow up and learn to either drive to taco bell stoned or not at all.

>I'm drunk and about to drive

You should drive off of a bridge.

>>8093768
midnight maccies while stoned as fuck sitting in a park watching the ducks swim on a moonlit lake is one of the most profound experiences i've ever enjoyed desu.

>>8093782
This.

>>8093438
LOL

>>8093787
Confirmed for loser no friends druggie

What's new t.b.q.h.familia desu

>>8093816
confirmed for sXe faggot who lets other people think for him.

What's new t.b.q.h familia desu

>>8092248
>I'm drunk and am about to drive to taco bell
>What should I get?

A DUI, your license taken, home encarcerstion and a hefty fine.

>>8093878
i'm not trying to be a grammar nazi but it's incarceration.

Why does ck always fall for this specific bait?

>>8093887
I'm not trying to be as pretentious as you but its spelling nazi.

Why does their menu change so often? It's different every time I go there and they keep getting rid of their actually good items. RIP volcano burrito.

Does anything trigger 4chan more than drunk driving? Were you all actually brainwashed by the MADD meme? I bet most of you are on your phones while driving which is more dangerous.

>>8092267
Kek. Maybe I'll try this one day.

Come on guys, nothing wrong with having a few beers and driving down to Taco Bell

I do it at least once every few months. You just gotta know when you're too drunk to drive and what you're going to order.

>>8094283
Just walk. Play Pokemon go or some shit, if that's still a thing.

>>8092248
>budget 12 bucks
>going to shitty taco bell instead of a mom and pop dinner
you're doing it wrong bruh

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>>8094283
im gonna go full edgy and stab your shit in if you drive drunk cunt

>>8094265
>its
I'm not trying to nitpick, but it's it's.

>>8093874
>Not being retarded enough to drive while drunk/high is being an sXe faggot who lets other people think for him
You sound like a world class retard

>>8092267
Lmao I need to try this how much did it cost

Drunk driving is pretty fuck feels like ur playing a video game to be honest

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>>8092248
>>8092254
>>8092259
>>8092264
>>8092270
>>8092981
>>8092981

What's /ck/'s preferred road beer?

>>8092248

maybe don't drink and drive senpai

10 loaded potato grillers

>>8092248
I recently tried their cheesy core burrito box. It was ok. Wont buy again though.

I hope you get in a wreck and die. I mean this whole heartedly

>>8092981
Where the fuck are you from

>>8092269
Kek

>>8094942
Yeah it's definitely not their best gimmick. It's just like a bunch of current and former menu items (many of which were cheaper) rearranged slightly. Won't miss it when the next thing comes along.

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>>8092248
what should you get?

pic related çüñ+

>>8092248
>drunk driving
please try to kill yourself, but not anyone else.

Lmao

ITT: under 21 nobeers

>>8094292
>not being plastered at home eating fast food to shitpoast on the chan

>>8096498
>2016
>replying to pasta
Newfag.

>>8093887
>>8094265

youre both being padantic

>>8092248
>I'm drunk and am about to drive
I hope you aint serious son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw

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>>8092248
>taco bell

>>8095340
I hope he hits this doucher