Whats the best Mcnugget? >Bone >Bell >Ball >Boo

>>8073277
Bell, clearly. It's the shape that allows for the most even pieces when triple-dipping.

LAWYERED.

>>8073277
Bone is best
>checked

>>8073277
Ball. LOOK AT IT! It's a perfect circle.

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>>8073277
>mfw plens don't choose boot near me

>>8073277
>all these peasants who don't realize bone gives the best dipping consistency

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>>8073288
>>8073339
>>8073342
>>8073344
Life in a nutshell.

Ball>boot>bell>POWER GAP>bone

MEAT THE BONE ON

Bone. Fuck off.

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>>8073347
You don't need dipping consistency when the tip of the Boot can be used to scoop up as much sauce as you want, effectively allowing the entire nugget to be eaten whole. Dipping twice should not be necessary

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>>8073348
Except the other three are WRONG, motherfucker. bell4lyfe.

>>8073277
>take a bite
>3 outta 4 are now identical
Ball wins.

Ball is the hufflepuff of nuggers

Boot master race

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>>8073277
Depends on how full my bbq sauce is

>more than half full
Ball or bell is ideal

>less than half full
Bone and boot are better for getting the sauce out of the bottom corners of the sauce container

>>8073277
Boot>Bone>Bell>Ball

Boot has that little handle. Bone is even without looking like it was assembly line stamped out. Bell is OK. Ball looks too round and dumb.

>>8073450
This.

>>8073497
>Not honey mustard
kys

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>Not putting three or four french fries between two nuggets and creating a nugget sandwich like the manchild you are.

>>8073277
Boot>Bell>Bone>>>>>Ball

>>8073534
Faggot

Boot master race, Bone is fine too.

Execution for those who choose Bell though.

>>8073534
Most fries need something else, but McD's beef-flavored masterpieces are fine alone or with light ketchup.

>>8073450
This tastes right.

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boot is objectively the worst - boot toe is obviously totally overcooked.

bootfags should kill themselves.

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>>8073348
like pottery

>>8073277
Boot > boot > boot >>>> boot

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>there are people who don't choose the boot

>>8073277
>tfw nibbling on the toe of the boot.

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>>8073668
>Not liking the good 'ol steel toed boots
Literal autist detected

Anyway, I think OP's poll only tells one side of the story here.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11178832

Also has anyone ever gotten a mutant shape?

>>8073548
This

>>8073277

Boot

Booooooooot

They're all shit now, give me back my colorings and preservatives! Nobody has crispy nugs anymore!

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Bonus question: if you could design a McNugget shape, what would you try? I'd want some blunt stars like pic related. It's got the fun, useful points like the boot, it's got symmetry, and it's more versatile than the existing shapes. You can:

- Dip 2 points and then dip and eat the rest for one big final bite, when 2 points are eaten out you get a nice shape for getting the corners of the sauce packet
- Dip 4 points and then the middle alone for extended nibbling fun per nugget
- Scoop sauce with any of the points if you want lots of sauce

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>eating shitty mcnuggets
>Not Eating Superior Tendies
All of Your Opinions are belong in the
>>/Trash/

>>8073277
Anything but boot.

>>8073930
The box
Just a more rectangular bell
more consistent

>>8073277
The best was any of the first gen nuggers where you'd get a pure blast of fat right next to a chunk of cartilage. That was when they had character.

>eating mcshit

>>8073277
what fucking dolt wouldnt say boot

1. Boot
>the little outcropping gives a clear, easy dipping part to start with; dippable from all angles; more surface area (esp. around "toe") means more crispy bits
2. Bell
>Thin bit is good for a first dip; remaining segment is easy to dip twice
3. Bone
>Maybe a bit big to dip easily; tips seem to be crispier than average; the picture of mediocrity
4. Ball
>Small; least crisp area; no clear starting dip; clunky on the whole

Boot is obviously the best

It has a tiny handle for you to hold while you eat

>people not saying boot

it's scientifically proven that boot is superior, read it in an article, yadda yadda ur all idiots xD

>>8074683
it's the truth.

the handle is optimized for superior dipping

BOOOT

>>8074178
/thread

>>8074111
I remember those. They live on an archival shelf of my childhood memories next to the windows 95 boot up sound.

>>8074178
Ball always ends up undercooked for me

The middle looks gross and I'll usually end up throwing it away

The Great /ck/ Nugger War of 2016

Oh the huge manatee

>>8074946
LOL (loads of laughter)

Official approved /ck/ tier list

GOD TIER
Bell

OKAY TIER
Boot

MEH TIER
Bone

OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIER
Ball

>>8074975
I like the balls :(

>>8074977
THEN YOU ARE A FAGGGg LAWL

nice dubs though

>>8073497
>Not Buffalo

>all these non-boot replies

Fucking done with this board

>not requesting boot-only nuggets

are you niggas serious

boot

Das Boot

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>>8075515
is... is this real? will they really do that for me?

>>8074977
Digits confirm the validity of the ball opinion

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>>8075515
>making special requests

>>8075899
>Not making special requests to get the fresher food

>>8073344
This

So this is the Whomp! thread, right?

boot master race checking in

Did anyone else eat the skin off first and then precede to eat the bare meat?

>>8076637
This is the most autistic thing I have ever read in a tendie thread.

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>>8076763
oh

>>8073357
BONE THE MEAT ON

>>8076772
I think you're very special in your own way, anon.

Wait.. I actually didn't know they are always the same size

>>8076763
Your autism detector seems to be indicating you are a newfag

they all look exactly the same wtf

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Boot, but I'd rather get chicken fries instead.

I miss the Burger King nugget shapes. I like when big corporations bother with making their junk food visual novelties.

>>8076637
i did

Boot.

>Dat lil crunchy nug bit, saved for the last bite

>>8073548

Yup 100 times forever.

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Ball has a little indentation giving it maximized surface area coming in contact with the tongue and a bowl effect to retain more sauce.

Boot is dumb gimmicky shit for the proles. The other two have their advantages.

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>I keep thinking chicken tendies/nuggies is just a meme
>it probably isn't

>>8073277
boot 4 lyf

>>8077225
How much of a fat fucking yank do you have to be to eat them in one bite? Ball confirmed obesity-tier

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Thanks OP, you got me to go out today and buy 20 McNuggets.

Can we talk dips too? Which dips are the best?

>>8078528
>not savoring the perfection of chicken nuggers without sauce

Bone looks like dick, ball looks like tits. I love tits... I love ball!
Ball Masterace!!

How can anyone enjoy the lack of spices in the nuggets? The selects were a much better option.

>>8077971

The same advantage is imparted at any bite-stage. It's a symmetrical nugget you dope.

Not that the Total Dunk and eating the nugg in one bite isn't a completely valid method of consumption. What are you, a mouthlet? Or just a bootfag?

>>8078845
With dips.

>>8078528
>sour cream dip
Is that a thing?

The best is honey mustard or bbq, by the way. Everything else is a pale, distant 2nd.

>>8073277
B
O
O
T

>>8079152
>rick and morty
>muh dubs

1. >>>/leddit/
2. Kill yourself.

>>8079139
Yeah it's dank.

>>8073277
Bone

And the correct sauces with Mcnuggers are Hot Mustard with Sweet and Sour.

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I didn't know so many people liked the boot. My brothers from other mothers.

>>8073565
Their fries haven't been cooked in beef fat for decades.

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>>8079407
I said beef-FLAVORED.

Those fuckers worked hard to make the fries meat-free but still taste like delicious cow fat. Give em some credit.

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>>8078528
>Can we talk dips too? Which dips are the best?
Anyone else eat their nuggs with honey? I used to do this all the time when I was younger, but these days I just use ketchup.

>>8079453
I did this all the time

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Boot allows you to scoop enough sauce for the whole nugger, eliminating the need for double-dipping.

Furthermore if you dip only the "toe," you can nibble at it and sample a sauce to see which one you like the most, saving the rest of the nugger for your favorite.

Boot is the true utilitarian's choice.

>>8079474
This gif literally gave me cancer. Kicking you off the boot team.

>>8074111
Oh yeah, when they were CRUNCHY-crispy

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>>8079479
Looks like you gave him the boot

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>>8073277
>there are people who dont eat nuggets without dipping sauce

>boot
It's a fucking gun, ok?

>>8079829
:^)

>>8079440
M8 it's literally frozen potato cuts fried in vegetable oil

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>>8073524
>Honey mustard
>HFCs yellow """"""mustard""""""

Hot bbq is the correct choice

Boot.

Has that little handle for maximum dipping depth.

>>8080105
all the dips are just corn syrup, starch solids, oil and salt and flavorings.

anyone else eat the batter skin off?

my method is to eat half of the skin, then dip and eat the rest of the nugget

>>8080099
they use beef flavoring

>boot is winning by a wide ass margin
You fuckers, do you have any idea how disappointing it is to click and expect some righteous orgasmic rage and be let down with people actually being reasonable?

>>8078528
habanero is the only dip worth asking for