How is this not a pizza?
Earlier I was mocked by a minimum wage snot nose zit faced greasy high schooler at my local pizza place for demanding a grilled cheese (pizza)
Also PSA to all ingrates who have nothing better to do than prepare shitty fast food for their betters: I know the manager is there, even if you say he's "out"
A grilled cheese sounds pretty good right now
I like to put sliced turkey in mine
because pizza is not grilled you fucking nigger
>>8072634
>hes never had a grilled pizza
>Muh pizza sandwich definition thread #52323112
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_resemblance
Words and terms don't always have one universal definition, but are rather applied and changes pragmatically depending on context.
>>8072638
philosophy isn't even real
>>8072634
Hello, fellow Scotsbro
>>8072642
huh?
>>8072676
HUH? HUH? HUH?
>>8072642
woah...
>>8072620
More like pizza is Italian rarebit
>actually what pizza was called when it was introduced to the UK
>>8072620
no tomatoes
>>8072678
Wuh?
Because a pizza isn't a fucking sandwich u fucking retard
>>8072647
w-whats that floating around in there?
>>8072862
Nessie
>>8072620
>cucked by a pizzaboy
kys
>>8072627
That's a melt.
Grilled cheese is cheese+bread+butter cooked on a stove.
If you add anything else it is called a melt, not a grilled cheese.
>>8072620
I can see it now
>op clunks into the parking lot with his 20 year old shitbox
>parks in the handicap spot
>the whole parking lot echos with the sound of J-Core as he opens his door and tries to muster the courage to go in
>shuffles awkwardly as he makes it to the door
>makes his way to the front register
>>"how can I help you today Sir"
>"w- well, c- can I get a grilled cheese sandwich"
>>"sorry, but we only serve pizza here"
>"REEEEEE BUT GRILLED CHEESE IS PIZZA
>op storms out in an autistic fit while everyone laughs at him
op, you are absolutely correct.
that's some fine lookin' 'go 'za, breauxseph
No sauce.
>>8073826
The tomato soup is the sauce. deconstructed for a more sophisticated palate.
>>8072910
my nigga
>>8072620
Op... Everyone knows grilled cheese falls in the 'go 'zone category. It has a crust on top, how could that fall in the 'za category!??!
>>8072634
Dude you don't know what you're missing. Grilled pizza is fucking awesome.
>>8073937
>'go 'zone
Sounds like a hip and trendy 'go 'za restaurant
>>8072620
Are you fucking stupid
Or are you just looking for (you)s? Is this a /ck/ meme? I'm sorry but I'm not very familiar to the board.
>>8074468
Arguing about the difference between sandwich and pizza is a meme, yes. Or at least I think its a meme. Im pretty new here too.
>>8072620
>how is this not a pizza?
i got Apu's voice right now "a twizzler is not a sprinkle, a mars bar is not a sprinkle, a grilled cheese is not a pizza"
>>8072918
10/10 would read again.
This board really is just fucking finished
>>8075373