>supposedly the host of the show >just sits on his ass

>cooking with dog
>none of the recipes feature dog meat

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>>8056816
>supposedly the host of the thread
>just sits on his ass the whole time and does nothing
What a shitty OP

>>8056816
can you train a dog to cook simple meals?

like pour a bowl of cereal?
microwave popcorn?

>>8056879
dogs dont have thumbs how would they pour the milk into the cereal

>>8056816
He narrates the show, you uncultured swine.

>supposedly the host of the show
>hosts the show

What's the problem, OP?

>>8056879
I imagine the mental concept is trainable, but the physical dexterity necessary seems unlikely. Plus you have to get a dog to handle food without just eating it.

>>8056923
mouth

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Well I guess it's safe to assume you won't be purchasing the new Cooking with Dog bento box

will die soon anyway

Um... he comes up with the recipes, explains them, and narrates the entire show, while that lady with the thumbs demonstrates the basic techniques involved. He literally does everything.

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>Francis will probably die within the next few years

>>8056923
with their feet

>>8056926
This - OP do you not know what hosting means

>>8056941
I'm sincerely thinking about it, but I'd get a shirt or an apron if I wanted to be a hyper faggot

>>8056990
>not knowing he was replaced by a different one a few months ago

[spoiler]doot

>>8057124
Prove it!

Chef has been vacationing in Spain for like 3 weeks now.

Who is taking care of Francis

[spoiler]Francis is dead. Chef went on vacation to take her mind off her loss[/nospoiler]

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>>8057855
You can see it from the travel pictures. Those are the eyes of a mourning soul.

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>>8056816
>start conversation about asian food cooking shows with friend
>"hey theres one on YouTube called Cooking with Dog I thought you'd like"
>mfw damage control that it's just got a dog for the host

>>8056816
Ignorant jackass. He only narrates these days since he got paralysed in a car accident those years ago, he mourns to be able to cook unassisted again.

When Francis finally views the endless expanse and dives into the void, will she

A. End the show with one last special episode
B. Continue the show awkwardly with no dog or a stuffed dog
C. Find a replacement dog with a new style or gimimick

>>8059017

>dog dies
>not cooking the dog

It's like you've never watched that one Simpsons episode with the lobster...

I wonder how dogs feel being treated like babies by these women

Dogs who gets to go hunting and hiking and are treated like they can actually take care of themselves must be happier

>>8059204
Dogs are like women. Pampered, babied dogs are much happier than dogs that are made to do useful things.

>>8059204
like a fucking poodle is going to go hiking or hunting

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>>8059221
It wants to because it's a wolf deep inside but has been bred to a faggot and people expect it to act like a faggot

>>8059221
Standard poodles were literally bred as hunting dogs.

>>8059221
>poodle
>not a hunting breed.
Retard.

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I've been bitten twice by those monsters, and that was in my pre-teens. I swear I hate those curly bastards.

>>8059246
poodles are show dogs and if you think anyone actually uses them for hunting you're a moron and should be shot in the face

>>8059246
>>8059232
The gene was bred out of them in the early 1900s when they were preferred to be show dogs

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>>8056941
want

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>>8059264
Complete and utter retard.

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>>8059282
Nice damage control, spastic.

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>>8059282
>the "hunting" gene

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>>8059287
It comes with a super cute matching bag as well

>>8059219
>Dogs are like women. Pampered, babied dogs are much happier than dogs that are made to do useful things.

waaaaaaayyy underrated post

>>8060054
Dogs/woman need to get fed, getting attention. And (dont get me wrong) fucked, once in a while.

>>8056879
only with goldberg machines

>>8059287
bento co has it for a limited time