What do /ck/?
Buy a Powerade and potentially hit the jackpot? What if it gets stuck? Worth the risk?
>>8047782
DO IT AND POST PICS
>>8047782
Buy whatever you like.
Rock machine back and forth.
Win 2 free drinks.
>>8047782
>>8047798
remember to rock back and forth, not side to side
I'm gonna go for the gold guys.....
Wa la
>>8047860
>>8047860
now shake the fuck out of it
>filenames
Nice reposts
>>8047860
aw shit man that sucks
try to shake it or something
Anyone remember those machines that had a sliding belt on it and if you put your hand under the return it would get stuck and then you'd get your money back and you'd get 2 drinks for the price of one? I see the newer machines now that combat that by putting in a plastic door at the bottom.
>>8047806
Hey man why are you trying to kill OP
>>8047860
Please just buy a blue powerade already
>>8047908
This
>>8047860
why didnt you buy b9? it looked higher up.
>>8047782
This happened to me awhile ago...
>>8047958
You bought a snack?
>>8047963
Haha it's kinda hard to tell bought the pretzel bag got stuck on the top of the inside of the lid in the vending maching.
>falling for the electric jew
>>8047970
Did you phone it in for your $5 rebate?
>>8047976
Haha didn't know it was a thing but we have slips we fill out if the machines cuck us.
>>8047972
It's annuduh shoah!!!
>>8047908
THIS
>>8047958
That's what you get for buying pretzels you filth
>>8047992
Kek
>>8047997
but he's right, dipshit
>>8048005
shut up I want my yous
>>8048008
Fresh off the boat from Reddit, huh kid?
>>8048015
How is Reddit a boat?
At least the folk on there aren't constantly assholes in an attempt to get e-laughs from other shitposters.
>>8048015
but he's right, dipshit
>>8048026
>>8047860
JUST
>>8047798
Each year vending machines topple over and crush about 10-13 people. Roll them dice I like them odds.
>>8048199
now it gets interesting
>>8048035
seriously you dumb shit reddit's a website not a boat vessel. wtf
>>8049698
fresh off the boat, huh Reddit?
>>8049765
imm not a website i'm a person
>>8047917
this. Or A9. you need that added velocity to force it out. Try again. A9.
>>8047860
Lmao
>>8047782
Hands down the most interesting thread Ive seen all day.
OP please post win
>>8047782
Ok op, you can tell us how this saga ended already
For every one of these photos there was a disappointed person walking away sad or angry
>>8050286
You buy A2 there. The load-bearing milk is sticking out into second column territory, so if you hit it from above with enough force you should be able to dislodge it and bring the whole thing to an end.
Or you get cuckolate milk and leave in shame.
>>8050403
Jesus Christ professor Layton
I mean well done but goddamn
Did OP try again?
Buy red
>>8050500
You have to go back
>>8047860
Dumb faggot.
Try again?
>>8047860
buy the red gatorade
>>8050509
Where to not-gullible-retardland?
Buy C8. Worst-case scenario nothing changes but it looks lined up nicely to kick the orange out from under the stack
>>8047860
L M A O
>>8047782
buy the yellow gatorade or if theres another heavy drink above it buy from that row. If you get lucky, it will slam the bottom drink and all three will fall down.