Now that the jack thread has been rightfully deleted let's

Black coffee, orange juice, avocado and ham on toast, some fruit

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Usually have a light salad like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcL51TeOKpg&feature=youtu.be

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Bacon sandwich and a mug of tea

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>>8033681
A bowl of pho.

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Sometimes I prefer a nice and simple breakfast to help kick off the weekend like the one in this video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

>>8033681

Fuck jack and fuck his sycophnats even more, I hope they fall into a smelter because they're fucking ham-handed middle-aged failures that handle cooking equipment like three legged dogs.

My favorite breakfast used to be chicken fried steak and eggs over easy with sausage gravy. I've been turned off of that recently because the steak is sometimes fried in unclean cooking oil and tastes shitty or is a really tiny cutlet.

Heuvos rancheos is bomb, because you can mix the broke yolks into the chili and put it on tortillas

can't go wrong with eggs benny or eggs royal especially if you're hungover, because it's a nice savor piece of food that wont crowd your stomach.

breakfast burritos are always good, smothered or not, and really easy to make at home. Good bulking food too if you're working out because you can fill them up with cheap ingredients and they'll still be palatable.

pancakes are shit, waffles are way better. Pancakes get soggy and boring after a few bites whereas waffles have a nice texture and crunch. Cereal of course is for small children and the elderly.

I'll have a craving for a big slice of ham and red-eye gravy too. something about slicing that thing up in the morning is comfy.

and holy shit greek fucking omletes with tziki sauce is nuts too

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either an egg and tomato sandwich

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>>8033756

or a bowl of soup with an egg in it and some hot sauce

Green tea or black coffee.
Half cup of frozen blue berries, half cup of mixed pineapple, mango and strawberries, one banana and a cup of unsweetened almond milk blended, drank with 3 MP Armor V multivitamins.
One boiled egg.
Non fat Greek yogurt with plain oats mixed in.

>>8033742
calm down autismo

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>>8033690
>frog posting and YouTube 'celebrities'.
Could you be more of a faggot?

>not knowing Ja/ck/

Back to Facebook/Reddit with ye little miss image.jpg

>>8033758
what fucked up country are you from son?

>>8033681
how do you get ham like that?

Where can you get English Breakfast in clapistan?

>>8034052
I'm sure they aren't uncommon but I doubt you get delicious British baked beans and back bacon.

>>8033891
Ask for bacon.

>>8033719
>A bowl of pho.
I miss living in D.C. When I was sick, I would get some pho in the mornings, then blow my nose til all the gunk was cleared out, and throat was soothed from chilies. I usually had a limeade with it.

OP, gotta say "perfect" would be a beignet and cafe au lait, with a view of Jackson Square waking up, followed by a walk through the French Market to see what kind of thrift or antiques I can pick up.
When I eat out in a restaurant, and I see the word homemade attached to corned beef hash, I get that, paired with over easy eggs, rye toast, and grits. V8 w/lime

>>8034523
huh?

Oatmeal, banana, tea

>>8033681
Tendies and diet coke.

>>8035284
It's British bacon. The cut gets some of the leg meat (along with some belly) so it's leaner.

>>8033891
>It's an American shitposts yet again episode

>>8033742
this dude is fat as fuck

>>8033725
Forv the first time ever, I watched one of his videos from start to finish

Lazy man's omelet=worst 'omelet' I've ever seen that takes twice as much time to make

>>8033891
I'm going to guess a chink who emigrated to Britain

>>8033681
My ideal breakfast is pretty simple

3 over medium eggs
4 strips of bacon
side of grits
2 pieces of toast (sourdough or rye)
blackberry jelly/jam
coffee

Cacao Krispises with whole milk

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>>8033681
One of these, slightly warmed.

>>8033681
Bacon, egg and cheese sandwich on a roll with potatoes and hot sauce

>>8039466
I couldnt eat that much unless i was very stoned...

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>>8036909
if british people call american 'ham', 'bacon', what do they call americans bacon?

>>8040686
American ham is not the same as British bacon. Where have you seen American ham that looks like the same as a British rasher of bacon?

But American bacon is known as streaky bacon.

>>8038152
*Omelette

>>8033719

Is Pho not a bit heavy for breakfast?I live in a heavily Viet' populated part of Melbourne so I can get a good bowl for $6-7AUD. Might try it out.

>>8033681
Breakfast makes me sick if I eat before 10am or unless it's extremely light, so I don't usually bother outside of a bacon and egg muffin since I can get it as a deal with some coffee.
If I'm doing a whole breakfast thing, pretty much anything that provides the salty, oily, delicious meatiness of bacon and sausages. Maybe with an egg.

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This.

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I don't eat until lunch

>>8041269
Calling bullshit. I eat pho on the reg and it's hard to pay less than 9 for a bowl these days anywhere in Melbourne.

If I'm waking up early, something sweet like a Danish with a nice tea, maybe early grey but probably just breakfast tea
If I get up around ten, the ideal would be eggs Benedict with a fresh juice

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>>8041506
Yup.

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>>8033681
Cold pizza this morning.
Sets you up for the day.

>>8041555
Sleep tight, pizza.

>>8033725
I laughed out loud when he decided what to call poutine. I'd think this was an incredible parody if I didn't know better.

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Runny egg,
Baked beans on a half of toast.
butter the other half,
Sauage,

A trimmed version of the continental sorts of breakfast you'd find. It used to be a real treat growing up.
and a half of black pudding.

>>8041600
*and a half of black pudding.

Don't know why that didn't make it in. It was the absolute best part.

>>8041602
But it's right there in the post.

>>8041691
Damn I see it. I must have inserted my other thought halfway while writing the list?
Or maybe tabbed back and clicked wrong.

And then only read half way before noticing it missing.

The point I'm trying to make to you friend is I really fucking love black pudding.

>>8041718
Is that an mlp doll?

>>8041726
No, it's sausage egg and cheese I'm pretty sure.

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>>8041718

>>8041718
Disgusting! Post real food! Show us what your mom prepare for his underage autist child who play with little pink dolls.

>cup of black tea or glass of iced tea
>poppy seed roll with ham, cheese and tomatoes or something similar
>sesame seed roll peanut butter and marmalade sandwich
>an apple

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>>8033681
my usual breakfast is just almond butter and peanut butter on toast with a little raspberry or apricot preserves plus coffee. Ideally I'd eat an acai bowl, or a full breakfast of eggs, bacon, hash browns, toast, juice, and black coffee, pour over preferably.
>>8033742
you realize no one here likes jack right? they just like pointing out his errors and making fun of him. You're only aligning with Jack posters. people who don't know anything about cooking would think jack is just another average youtube chef.

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>>8041751
>Show us what your mom prepare for his

>>8041792
Autist confirmed.

>>8033681

2 scrambled eggs with chives
3 strips bacon or smoked salmon
Hashbrowns
Sauteed mushrooms/cherry tomatoes
Giant baked beans in tomato sauce

Alternative

Toasted onion bagel
Herb cream cheese
Smoked salmon
Dill
Red onion
Capers
Squeeze of lemon juice
Generous amount of cracked pepper

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>>8041718
You are the biggest fucking meme on /ck/ right now.
What is your fucking name so I can report you?

>>8041890
Report him to who?

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>>8041718

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>>8041895
The police.

Usually on the weekend I make a breakfast bowl that consists of:

>Shredded potatoe hash browns
>Two over easy eggs
>A few strips of bacon crumbled up
>Shredded chedder cheese
>A dash of got sauce
>S&P

Top it off with a tall glass of OJ, and I'm in for a good morning. It is also really good when I'm hungover.

>>8033681
>A nice short stack of buckwheat hotcakes with fruit perserves, eggs over-easy, and maybe some patties or bacon
>(Shrimp) grits with black pepper and/or cheese and a hard-boiled egg
>Fresh, buttery biscuits with gravy with those big, peppery hunks of sausage and OJ
>Piping hot oatmeal and molasses with a big cup of coffee, two sugars
I love a good diner breakfast.

>>8033681
>bacon, eggs over easy, cherry tomatoes, toast
>whole milk greek yogurt with berries
>steel cut oats with raisins or dried cranberries
I can't pick a favorite. It all depends on my mood.

>>8041094
>cheeky streaky bakey wakey
ftfy

Blueberry scones and a strong cup of earl grey - maybe some oatmeal.

>>8034572
Holy shit bro are you me? Substitute DC for Houston and everything else is spot on.

>>8041718
God damn it he's Canadian

>>8041718
I gotta admit, I love those fuckers

>>8042544
Shart!

>>8033694
With lots of cream and sugar
throw in an egg and it sounds 10/10

>>8041269
Pho isn't actually that filling, it's pretty light.

>>8034052
They have pretty good ones at some Irish pubs, at least around Boston.

ITT: Homosexuals.

>>8042818
How about you say that to my face, you little faggot?

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this desu

>>8033725
>I don't know if it's male or female
TRIGGERED

>>8041749
NO HOMO!

>>8033725

Jesus fuck, now I want poutine.

>tomato onions and mushrooms cooked until most of the water is gone
>crack eggs on top and scramble together
>guacamole spread on toast bread
>assemble sandwich

fucking heaven

>>8041749
NO HOMO !

>>8040680
Really? I mean it fills me up comfortably. I never thought it was a lot of food before, I just really really like breakfast foods.
>ibf fatass
I'm just skinny fat at 6'1" and 170 lbs

>>8041702
then why only the half?

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Old pic but generally sausages at the weekend. Maybe some scrambled eggs.

>>8033725
WOW! That was totally cool!

>>8043489
That Syrian breakfast look tasty.

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>>8033681
>plate

What a fag

>>8041761
>Jack
>another average youtube chef

Are you down? Jack is clown tier

>>8046954
I am jelly of that fat retard

>>8041761
/ck/ is just going through its "no fun" phase. Jack is terrible and the jokes are funny. 4chan is literally built on that kind of shit.

>>8046954
>another average youtube chef
did you read the rest of that sentence you fucking retard? who do you think posts the positive comments on his youtube videos?

>>8033843

UK

>>8033681
I usually go for scrambled eggs with a Chipotle drizzle, accompanied by two pieces of wholemeal toast and a handful of spinach, wash it down with tea and water then have an orange afterwards

>>8033681
Scrambled eggs with ham, a nice bun, or a sandwich from a pie iron, usually with water or orange juice to drink.

>oatz made with water, splash of milk, cinnamon
>two cups of black tea
>either a banana or cottage cheese with maple syrup and walnuts

I eat at 6 and again at 10. I stop eating at 3 or 4. So basically breakfast, brunch, late lunch, and skip dinner.

>>8042591
In

>>8049719

sounds like shit

>>8046973
>no fun
You mean shit posting epidemic?

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>TEXAS
Chicken fried steak with country gravy, over easy eggs, two peices of toast and either hash browns or ranch potatoes.
If Im at home its coffee, two over easy eggs, two slices of toast and three strips of bacon.

>>8051965
That's a fucking midget sized portion of steak, mane.

>>8041269
pho is made to be a pretty light soup

>>8051965
Meh, it was the first I found through google search. I wish Id taken a pic of the plate I got from one of the little local places in my town

>>8052058
For >>8051970

>>8052058
You gotta stand your ground when it comes to breakfast.

>>8043424
Correct answer

>>8039486
I swore by cake donuts until I found these.

probably just an egg, and cooked kale w bacon and onions. its what i used to have back when i was little

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This mornings breakfast.

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>>8033681
My breakfast checking in

>>8043424
>Strawberries and bacon

Shart in mart

>>8050467
Mart

>>8046954
He's highly respected in america

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Leftover Dominos pizza for breakfast. But I have a superfantabulous dinner planned out for tonight!

Rigatoni with ground beef and a locally produced sauce from an Italian family. They own and operate a restaurant called Pia's.

>>8033681
a semmel, cold meat and cheese, soem juice and a fruit cup.

coming back to the US, i just cant do breakfast the same.

>>8055316
Those things are all readily available here.

>>8033681
I always eat some fruit and plain water.
How can you eat so much in the morning?

>>8041749
NO HOMO!

I hope you burn, I hope you burn

>>8055626
Probably one bite at a time, idiot. What a retarded fucking question.

>>8055665
don't be upsetti have some spaghetti

>>8053364
what is that shaker holder? looks mighty fine

I make really nice not-chili. Super good in the morning, the heat wakes you up and it's really nutritious.

>>8043489
Why are those sausages all white? Are they raw?

>>8056768
They're probably weisswurst or something.

>>8056774
>weisswurst

Is that tasty? I've never had it. They look interesting. I like variety.

>>8056794
Yeah, they're alright. Granted, this is coming from an American who's definitely not eating them in the traditional way but I've gotten them from a genuine sausage shop so I know they're the real deal. They grill up really nicely, they get nice and golden brown.

>>8055328
>paying more money for a bowl of cereal than the entire box would cost

This will never not trigger me.

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>>8051697
I see what you did there clown