you have $10 to keep yourself fed for 7 days. show me

that's actually really tough
a few different kinds of cheapo ramen and some rice

>>8025489
As much vodka as $10 will buy

>>8025489
10 pound bag o taters 3 bucks at save a lot
Gallon of milk, oats

Thats it im set

rice beans oil

Mummies tendies

>>8025489

>Bulk rice
>Reduced price chicken breast
>Eggs
>Bulk pasta
>Cheap jar of sauce either pesto or tomato

With the herbs/spices and hopefully left over vegetables I would have at home I'd feed myself pretty decently for a week.

>>8025489
>Potatoes
>Cheapest course of protein I can find (probably hot dogs)
>Cheap mayo
>Flour

>>8025489
Ah, survival mode? 3 large jars of store brand peanut butter.

$3 brown rice
$3 black beans
$3 eggs
$1 orange so I don't get scurvy on my pirate ship

>>8025489
1. Spaghetti
2. Cheap oil
3. Canned tomato sauce.

>>8025570
shitty price/food ratio

>>8025538
>chicken breast
>1$/day
lol kys

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>>8025575

Wouldn't need to buy anything. I'm already set for several months. Thanks for the $10, though.

>>8025581

I wouldn't have to eat chicken everyday. I could just buy one chicken breast for cheap and have it for the first couple days with some rice or pasta/vegetables. I don't understand why you're being so hostile we're talking about food there is no need to be such a dick.

I'd just buy a lot of rice.

>>8025489

Rice, beans and jerkey.

And all the vegetables I grow in my garden.

>>8025489
80 lbs of the motherland's finest spuds.

>>8025489
10 pound bag of potatoes, Box of generic store brand pasta, skinless boneless chicken breasts, or whatever reduced meat they have. cheapo store brand butter/butter substitute. Should run me about 10 bucks, or 11 depending. I can cut out the butter, or the reduced meat if necessary.

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>>8025581
Pretty good option. How much is shitty reduced chicken where you are? I can get (picture shown) a small package of them for 1.89 if they are reduced, the stuff thats going bad.

>>8025581
You can get boneless skinless breast for about 69 cents when it is on sale. So you can get a pound or two of breast for cheap. You can live off of 10 dollars a week easy as long as you have staples covered and spices, oil ready.

>>8025745
>>8025747
I guess processed chicken is really cheap in the US, here a pack like your pic costs like 5-8$.

Bulk rice, frozen veg, eggs. Seasonings if your store has like.. .50c seasonings on sale.

>>8025756
Eurofag detected gtfo

$10 worth of potatoes

>>8025791
enjoy your hormone&puss filled breast anon :^)
I'm sure it'll help your own breasts grow as well.

>>8025581
>>8025756
>>8025801
>processed chicken
>hormones
nice buzzwords, processed chicken literally means nothing, a chicken that has been butchered is processed. hormones were banned by FDA decades ago and they aren't that useful anyways.

I can go to a locally owned market and get 8 drumsticks for $2, 6 thighs for $3, or breasts for 2.50/lb. There's also cheap pork. Go with whatever meat is most cost effective in your area, a bag of potatoes or rice, and some beans OP.

>>8025756
Thats because your chicken was raised right

Rice, beans, and some cheap meat. Easy.

$10 in lottery tickets

I win $1000, problem solved

great value burgers 7
buns 3 dollars

so nutritious. :P

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>>8025489
$10 = £7.50, right? Going by Tesco prices:

Cheap loaf of bread: 40p
1kg Conchiglie Pasta Shells: £1
3xCan Chopped Tomatoes: £1
4xCan Baked Beans: £1
250ml Olive Oil: £1.20
500g Cooking Bacon: 60p
15xMin Weight Eggs: £1.25
250ml East End Green Chili Sauce (pic): £1
TOTAL: £7.45

Good old Tesco.

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I buy a couple of these birds and then I buy a 25# box of riceland par boiled rice for 12 bux a few days later.

>>8025489
Beans. Rice. Tomato paste. Eggs.

lazy student mode:
3 kilo of crunchy cereal and 6 liters milk

responsible adult mode:
4kg flour + yeast
1kg sugar
1kg margarine
dozen eggs
thats 5€ so far and yields a fuckton of bread/pasta and simple cookies

spend the rest on oats, veggies, cream cheese and some tea or juice concentrate

>>8025538
>>8025538
Bulk anything costs over 7$ it's self ya fucking idiot

>>8026088
they may mean buying by the pound. lot of the stores around me offer this.

Large package of rice ($3.00)
Package of six limes ($2.00)
Package of six - eight Granola Bars ($2.00)
Six pack of ramen ($2.00)
A single green onion ($1.00)

Have one granola bar in the morning.

For dinner, make rice and ramen. Use the lime and green onion to spice up both. Use the rest of the lime to make limenade.

When I was down to my last ten dollars, I would always make fried bologna sandwiches and french fries (or any frozen potatoes like tater tots, season fries, potato wedges, etc.). You can get all of this between $1-2.

bologna
loaf of bread
vegetable oil
frozen potatoes
mustard & ketchup (possibly free)

10lb bag of potatoes, $2 at walmart
5lb bag of rice, $3
Two dozen eggs, $2
2lb black beans, $2

Whatever is on sale for the last $1. I've seen cabbage on sale for $.20 here before.

Soybeans and natto starter

Fishing pole from garage sale,line, and bait

>>8025489
4 pounds of rice for $2
2 pounds of dried beans for $2
1 pound of oatmeal for $0.5
20 eggs for $3
1 box of chicken stock cubes for $0.5
bag of salt for $0.2
black pepper for $0.8
Large bag of frozen bell peppers $1

Not much variety, but it'll work.

>>8025801
Are you memeing me?

1 Instant Ramen = .50$

20 would suffice. I'd try tale every single flavor available.

>>8026684
take*

>>8026500
>le rice and beans meme XDD

$3 can get me a box of 50 decently sized pretzel bags. It takes over 2 weeks to eat all of it if you don't pig out.
You could get 3 boxes, or just 1 box and a soda/cheap alcohol and be set.

Liquidation stores are a haven for the broke.

1lb beans $1
bouillon cubes $2
2lb frozen vegetables $3
1lb lentils $4

soup everyday, just add more water/bouillon and ration

>>8026500
>>8026850

These bullion plebs are whats wrong with this board.

>>8026852
Didn't feel like spending half the budget on seasonings or soup bones.

>>8026852
>>8026869
this.
you either have to sacrifice flavor or substance otherwise.

>>8026869
>>8026893
Buy whole chickens and spend the .50c on chicken feet (high gelatin) That gives you both flavor and mouthfeel/body.

Make stock with only salt. Typically you add seasoning to your dish not the stock.

>>8026869
Excuse me but what person on this board doesn't have a fully stocked spice cabinet?

>>8026914
I was assuming the challenge implied you had nothing but the groceries you could buy.

Otherwise I would have included the fact that I can get eggs (and chicken) for free, obviously.

>>8025489
Bulk Rice
Onions
Curry paste

>>8026914
probly a lot. median age has gotta be early twenties.

>>8026914
I also have a cabinet full of rice, beans, pasta, potatoes, etc. Same for a freezer full of meats.

I was planning on buying everything, though.

I'd have to go veggie but I could do it. Have a decently priced produce market by my house, could get carrots, potatos, and onions for 5 bucks. Use the other 5 for chicken and some broth, just eat chicken soup twice a day for a week.

>>8026734
beans and rice isn't a meme you fucking inbred. rice provides carbs and beans provide protein and complex carbs and both provide substantial vitamins and minerals.

>>8025489
>shitload of rice
>chicken breast
do seasonings count? if they don't, Louisiana Cajun Seasoning

on a good week i could get almost 15 lbs of chicken for that money

thank god for the midwest, lemme tell ya

$2 bulk rice
$2 bulk beans
$2 dozen eggs
$3 clearance produce
$1 bottle of hot sauce for flavor
Add free creativity

>>8025489
Pinto beans, rice, canned tomatoes, onions, peppers and ground beef

one whole pasture raised chicken $13
2 pound beef roast $16
2 sourdoughs $13
pound of whole grain and wild rice $6
pound of dry black beans $1
bag of apples $2
basket of peaches $4
lettuce $2
kale $2
bean sprouts $1.50
two broccolis $4
frozen peas $0.90

>>8027666
That sucks. Let me try again, a bag of potatoes, a bag of green beans, onions, peppers and the cheapest meat I can find.

>>8027682
oops i thought it was $10 a day, fuck

>>8027682

Sorry Hillary, this thread is based on a 10 buck per week minority persons budget.

Assuming £7.50 and tesco prices.

7.5KG potatoes for £3
250g butter £0.75
454g cheese £2.48
15 value eggs £1.25

Total £7.48

Shit you could live off this.

>>8025489
straight up rice

>>8025489
>bag of rice
>jar of salsa
>can of beans(large)

how did I do?

>>8027716
So your going to have a baked potatoe with cheese and 2 fried eggs every day?

>>8027809
Everything the body needs.

Actually I was thinking two baked potatoes with one egg a piece each day.

>>8025489
Alright, I got you covered OP. Here's your complete week. Breakfast, lunch and dinner sorted,


BREAKFAST,

ASDA Chosen By You Wholegrain Scottish Porridge Oats 500G - 65P

ASDA Whole Milk 2PT - 75P

Silver Spoon Granulated Sugar - 45P


LUNCH,

2x ASDA Smartprice Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce - 46p

ASDA Baker's Selection White Medium Sliced Square Cut Bread - 50p

ASDA Smartprice Cheese Spread 200g - 50p


DINNER,

ASDA Butcher's Selection Beef Mince 20% FAT 500g - £1.85

ASDA Grower's SelectionBrown Onions 1kg - 67P

4x ASDA SmartPrice Chopped Tomatoes in Tomato Juice 400g - £1.00

3x ASDA SmartpriceSpaghetti 500g - 60p


TOTAL : £7.43


So there you have it! you're eating porridge + sugar for breakfast everyday. You've got 2 days of beans on toast, the rest cheese sandwiches for your lunch. For dinner you're going to cook a big pot of Bolognese, you might have to freeze some/defrost, but I reckon it will last you in the fridge the 7 days. Enough pasta to cook fresh to serve with it daily.

You have about 15p left over, if you want to treat yourself to another tin of something!

$10 and a week is too short a time and too little money to plan for, but that's a little over $43.25 monthly, so I'll do that, instead.

$03.49 for 10lbs rice (Aldi)
$01.75 for 1400g pasta
>sold in 200g packs at 25¢ each (Save-A-Lot)
$01.88 for 2 quarts skim milk
>sold in 1 quart bottles at 89¢ each (Save-A-Lot)
$07.60 for 2 gallons wholemilk
>sold in 1 gallon jugs at $3.80 each (state minimum)
$01.99 for 1lb butter (most discount stores)
$01.00 for 2lbs sugar (dollar stores)
$01.99 for 1 can maxwell house french roast (most stores with sale+coupon)
$03.49 for 10lbs frozen chicken quarters (Save-A-Lot)
$01.00 for 1lb beans (dollar store)
$00.50 for 1 head garlic (shop at my corner)
$04.47 for 9lbs onion
>sold in 3lb sacks for $1.49 each (just about anywhere)
$02.98 for 2 boxes stock cubes (anywhere)
$11.11 for various discount veg and shit (wherever I can find them)
______
$43.25

That provides 32 rice pudding/porridge breakfasts with milk, butter and sugar, 33 cups of coffee with sugar and milk, 26 chicken meals with rice or pasta, 8 bean meals with rice or pasta and 30 veg-heavy meals with rice or pasta. I can get veg super cheap at this one Chinese supermarket. They sell 3lb bags of veg for $1 each. Usually, it's all perfectly fine or just a small bit of it is bad. The most I've ever had to throw away from one of those bags was half a bag of yardlong beans, but that's still under 67¢/lb for fresh veg.
Another store, a chain supermarket, has a good discount produce section, too. 69¢-$1 per package.
I've gotten all sorts of things. Beetroot. Carrots. Broccoli. Cabbages. Brussels sprouts. Tomatoes. Fingerling potatoes. Corn. Zucchini. Green beans. Bell peppers. Ubi. Bitter melon. Eggplants. And many, many, many more. Also fruits.
And because I'm not going to go through all of that during the month, it leaves a little leftover that rolls into the next month.

lrn2shop

>>8025489
I'd just go on food stamps like everyone else does.

>>8026088
>>8026088

No it isn't you fucking retard. You can buy anything by whatever weight you want in many of the stores in my city. Two or three big scoops of dry rice will probably be less than a dollar or 2.

>>8028085
>el bees
>grams
>gallons
wut

24 pack Bar-S hot dogs - $5
Three 8-packs of hot dog buns - $1.50 each

Then I'd eat hot dogs all week if I somehow managed to not kill myself

>>8028157
>Being so stupid you can't comprehend 2 different systems of measurement

>>8025489
Potato chips, 7 individual large bags, seasoned is even better
Deli meat (turkey's fine)
Cheese
As much of the above as I can get (or split into half or thirds for more shopping trips if I lack refrigeration)

This sustained me when I was homeless and it's fucking delicious. Shred it all up, crush the chips into crumbs, mix everything, shovel into pie hole. Mmmm.

$3 big ass jar of store brand peanut butter
$3 big ass box of store brand oatmeal
$4 bottle of generic multivitamin

Gots everything to keep yo basic bitch ass alive indefinitely

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>>8028186

>this faggot measures shit in bees

>>8028157
The pasta I buy at Save-A-Lot is from Mexico and sold in 200g packs.

>>8028157
I grew up metric, but live in America now. Didn't take long to get used to American customary units, but I will always equate 2lbs with 9hgs in my head because we sell food by the hg in my home country. Like, looking at the advert for a supermarket back home right now, I see that veal roast is being sold at about $1.23USD/hg, which is about $5.59/lb, which is actually pretty cheap for veal.

>>8028279
That second bit meant in response to >>8028186

>>8028246
Shoo shoo, rape goblin.

>>8025581
>1 meal for 15 cents
>shitty price to food ratio
>shiggydiggy

>>8025489
Looks I'm going to my parents' place everyday because I'm a good son.

But for the hypotheticals;
>carton of eggs
>99 cent variety cheap white bread
>5 lemons for a dollar
>chicken feet or discount other chicken parts
>99 cent bag of cheez doodles

But I'd probably just buy alchohol and die of hunger, theoretically that's what I'd get if I had self control

Top ramen
+ Eggs

One big mac. Keep the change.

>>8025579
This dude gets it

Easy:
-Eggs
-Black beans
-white rice

A cheap 40 and pull tabs then it's in gods hands.

>>8025800
This

>>8025489
7 days worth of ramen

GG EZ PZ

>>8025839
>processed chicken literally means nothing, a chicken that has been butchered is processed. hormones were banned by FDA decades ago and they aren't that useful anyways.

THISSSS JESUS FUCK WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT CHICKENS ARE FULL OF CHEMICALS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS JESUS FUCK

>carton of eggs
>like 10 day old jimmy johnes bread
>pack of shit tier cigarettes in a soft pack

>>8025489
Ten $0.99 hamburgers and a $0.10 gumball.

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>>8028804
Smart

>>8025489
I can get a 25 pound back of rice from the wholesale store for 9 bucks.
Save the last dollar.

>>8028633
They are full of chemicals, retards just don't realize that fucking water is a chemical.

Maruchan ramen is 25¢/packet everywhere, 6 packets for $1 if you buy chicken ones.
Each packet is 380 calories.
You need 2000ish calories per day.
That's 37 packets in one week. Assuming you're not buying any chicken Maruchan, that's a total of $9.25.
If you're buying chicken ones only, that's only $6, though that's one short of the full 37 packets required to stay above 2000 cal daily in a week.
If you haven't blown your brains out after seven days of nothing but Maruchan chicken ramen, and you repeat that $10 challenge, you'd have an extra $4, a total of $14 for week. You can then either repeat the chicken ramen thing so you'd have $18 for week three or $8 for week two to spend on pantry staples or simply try to budget around $14, which averages 66¢ per meal, by the way.

>>8025489
>rice
>beans
>eggs

nigger this is too easy.

>>8025903
this desu, It's surprisingly easy to win lots of money on scratchers.

uhhhh, You don't need to eat every week if you are poor, you can live months without food. Just drink water.

>Bag of rice, small.
>Eggs if they are a decent price or if you can get a 6 pack. If not, pass.
>Some form of pasta like spaghetti or Ziti
>Can of sauce, many times you can get on sale or buy 1 get 1. A plus if you can get one that already has stuff.
>Small cheap bottle of soy sauce if there is enough left over

I'm going to assume you have basics like salt, pepper, etc already in your pantry. You can make so many meals with the above to last you a good week.

10 pack of 2 min noodles for $2

>all these fat lards saying instant noodles/ramen

enjoy that heart attack

>>8029379
I want to eat something decent thats why i'm here but nothing even interests me enough to cook so I eat a pack of noodles

get a thing or two from the dollar menu at mcdonalds or taco bell once a day and drink lots of water

I'd just buy $8 worth of broccoli. and $2 bread
blend it into a smoothie, boil it and smash it on some bread and for dinner I'd boil some bread and munch some broccoli

>bag of rice
>bag of frozen chicken
with a bare minimum of spices you came make chicken and rice taste good.
It may not be the most exciting, but it'll keep you fed til payday.

>>8025489
peanut butter sandwiches,
tomatoes,
goulash,
eggs

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>>8025489
seven limes

>>8025489
>day 1
Ramen
>day 2
Ramen
>day 3
Pizza
>day 4
left over pizza
>day 5
Ramen
>day 6
Ramen
>day 7
Ramen

>>8029569
a lime a day keeps the doctors away

>>8025489
$1 - 1 pound bag of basmati
$1 - 2 pound bag of flour
$3 - 1 pint of olive oil
$1 - bag of carrots
$1 - can of tomatoes or 2
$1 - cheese
$1 - milk
$1 - eggs

Bread, bruschetta, pizza, pilaf, rice pudding, stir fry, muffins

>>8025489
rice and a 12 pack of soda

buy $10 worth of gas and drive to the soup kitchen

>>8028929
>he fell for the 2000 calorie/day meme
If you're 200 lb maybe thats an average.

If you're anywhere near, not fat, go for 1500 or so instead.

I'm doing daily of about 1000 calorie for the last year or so without issue. I spike sometimes when I feel the need to binge eat. Sitting at 155lb/5'11.

Don't fall for the american food lifestyle meme, unless you plan on being a fatass. Reminder, 3/4 of American are either fat or obese.

>>8029854
>Lifestyle fascism

Human metabolisms differ, you know?
People with active occupations may well need 5000 kcal/day.
Climate plays into it in a huge way.

Also I suspect your fatty hate may be autodestruction. But let me lift this weight off your shoulders: How other people live is only up to you insofar as it directly impedes your life. Tribalism is displacement behavior, especially when connected to appearance. Worry about yourself.

>>8029876
>he's talking about fat people
>WHY IS HE ATTACKING ME
3700 kcal a day here, 5'9" at 145 lb.

Guess what, I didn't get defensive because I'm *actually* not fat and I *actually* have an active lifestyle. The guy you're triggered by is right. You, fatty, could stand to lose a few. Nobody believes you're a deep sea lumberjack, because your occupation is "sitting at a computer posting on fat acceptance fora"

>>8025489
give $10 to a supermarket employee to let me take the expired shit they were going to throw away

>>8029883
Ah, the samefag straw man. Classic.

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>>8029885
inb4 I photoshopped it to make you feel fat

Lose weight

>>8029887
Is this what you are, yelling at anonymous strangers on the internet over things you hate about yourself?

Projection can be stop gap outlet, but really, be nicer to yourself. Or get help.

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>>8025489
bag of rice, spend the rest on cans of black beans, and seasonings. Drink tap water.

>>8029896
>Projection
What's next, calling me autistic?

Someone said there are too many fat people, you got gigatriggered and took it personally, and then tried to claim it wasn't about you.

Now you're trying to be an internet psychiatrist in an effort to distract from the sad truth: you patrol 4chan in order to call out "lifestyle fascists"

Lifestyle fascists.

What a phrase!

Lose weight.

>>8025489
Potatoes
Pasta
Tomato sauce
Cream
Butter

>>8025549
>>Cheapest course of protein I can find (probably hot dogs)
That's probably canned ground beef.

>>8025489
Rice
Beef Bullion cubes
Okra

>>8025538
Yeah that's above $10

>>8026852
>These bullion plebs are whats wrong with this board
Bullion provides an easy means of whipping up sauces and ensure you never run out of one ingredient before the others. When on a budget this type of approach is extremely useful.

Lentils and rice
Potatoes and milk
Cheap pint of vodka

the dried pasta with the best weight to cost ratio and the cheapest oil I can find. With any leftover money some hot peppers, garlic, herbs etc that I can infuse oil with so I don't have to eat too bland

obviously I'm going to be malnourished after a while but for 7 days I at least will be fine

>>8028185
Literally just finished the last two from a 40 dog tin I've been living off thus month, today. Not gonna commit just yet

>>8029935
>he doesn't know how to make stock/sauce with water
>he uses a inferior method and LIKES it.

You might as well use old dishwater to make your "sauces".

>>8025521
this

8 packages of ramen
3 tins of tuna
Bag of frozen veg
Jar of peanut Butter

5.10 10lb bag of rice .7lb per day
2.10 32oz bag black beans 4.5oz per day
1.00 16oz vegetable oil 2.2oz per day
1.00 salt & pepper shakers
0.00 Taco bell sauces 9 packets per day
______
9.20 total
9.72 after tax

10 Tostino's pizzas

Stealing from the store to supplement your purchases or dumpster diving are always options

Only vienna sausages

>>8031410
You'll need bodyguards.

Do people know that food banks exist? I don't understand how you can have issues keeping yourself fed when any food bank will give you free shit with few to no questions asked.

>>8029876
>human metabolism differ
>recommends 2000 calorie


>fat avoidance is fat hate
baited/10

>>8025489
Beans, rice, potatoes, eggs, and maybe a lemon.

It'd be a lot easier with $40 for 4 weeks, though. As is, I wouldn't be able to get the best bulk deals on dry beans + rice, so I'd probably have to skimp on potatoes and cut out the eggs and lemon. Depends on local food prices.

Hopefully I have salt + pepper + oil + spices stocked.

10 USD = 83.99 Swedish Kronor right now.
2 kg Parboiled rice @ 19.90 Kr
0.9 kg dry chick peas @ 22 Kr
0.9 kg dry pinto beans @ 22 Kr

Do I have to buy spices or is my rack filled, with like the stuff I actually have right now? Then I'd made yellow pea soup (sans pork) because it's expensive to buy small packets of bay leaf, pepper corns, thyme and marjoram.

10 bucks for one week is easy.

>>8025986
Who the hell sells eggs in packs of 15?

>>8031642
muh metric

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>>8028246
>el bees
Mexican bees, no less.

>>8025489
>Cheap Beans
>Cheap Rice
>Cheap Mirepoix veggies
>Cheapest pork you can find
>Cheapest leafy greens

That will run you around $5-10 at the discount grocery depending on where you live. Cook the beans, mirepoix, pork and whatever spices you have until almost done; add the greens right at the end so they don't overcook. Spoon over rice. 2-3 bowls a day will provide all the nutrients you need for continued survival for a week. Around here that will run me ~$7, leaving $3 for some sugar and tea to make a big batch of sweet tea.

There a while there where I was living on about $10 a week and learned how to make every penny count.

Bag of dried beans
Box of minute rice
Use the rest on alcohol

Box of dead mice
handful of glass
$10 worth of ketamine

>>8025513
less than a fifth

>>8025570
that stuff isn't food

1.75 liters of popov vodka. ..not joking

>>8029854
>sitting at 155/5'11
not everyone wants to be a skeleton

>>8029925

No, depends where you live and what stores. You can easily get that for $10 if you buy cheap/reduced price/on sale stuff.

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IT'S TIME

>>8025791
Similar prices here in Canada, man. Chicken can get pretty pricey. Im in Ontario, and even ground beef (which should be cheap as fuck) can go for $6-$9/lb

>>8025575

that's how you do it. much easier to swallow than rice

4 frozen pizzas

>>8025489
one banana a day

>>8031957
you should be able to get at least 2 bananas a day for that price

A loaf of bread and sliced cheese. Cheese sandwiches brah

>>8025756
Try aus.

That shit would be 15+ here. Its a fucking joke.

$2.20 box of waffles
$1.80 Loaf of bread
$3.30 box of perogies
$2.50 carton of eggs
Not very balanced but I could do it.

>>8031976
i think it's like 69 cents a pound at my grocery store. so i could 2 for a dollar and still have change.
although i know a place that'll give you a whole box of Chiquita bananas for a dollar.

Apples
Ramen cup of noodles
Eggs

I'm good

>>8025745
what does it mean vegetarian? is that the chickens diet? like an assurance they weren't feeding it weird stuff?

>>8032602
Yes, it means the chickens were only fed vegetables. Which is bad for chickens, by the way. Chickens should be eating bugs and stuff as well as plants.

>>8032607
do bugs count as meat for vegetarians? I'm sure if a chicken is outside it'll find something like that. don't they also get given bone meal for their eggshells or are broiler chickens not able to lay eggs or lay fewer eggs or are all male or something

>>8032632
As far as I know, most chicken you buy in a grocery store spends its entire life inside. Which is also bad for chickens.

>>8025489
Beans
Rice
Potatoes

That was easy OP.

>>8031503
>no questions asked.
You need a referal from a public department in most countries, unless the food bank is run by an independent organization like a chuch (depending on the country sometimes even these demand referals), and you are only allowed a certain number of handouts. It's not a permanent solution for poorfags, nor is it meant to be. Soup kitchens is a better long term solution when you've used up food bank handouts.

10 american is around 17 of my dollars so

>2kg quick oats, $4
>5kg of brown rice -$7
>pasta 1kg, 99cents
>can beans 80cent for 400gram
>apples on special, $1 per kg, buy 7
>500gram butter, $2.50
>bottle multivitamin, free because I steal it

>>8025521
what are you going to do with the oil?

when I was poor I actually used to live like that, well I wasn't poor I just spent all my money on alcohol and tried to spend as little on food as possible anyway this is what I did, I had 20 dollars a week which is around 13USD

So I had a rice cooker which is super important because I am so lazy so you buy 5kg of rice (which is a shitload btw in terms of meals, that's like 750 grams a day you wont even eat it all). 5kg rice is like 8 dollars. So that's your dinner meal.

Now for breakfast, you're eating oats 9 (with water, can't afford milk). at the supermarket it's 2 dollars for 1kg, so you buy 2kg, which is 4 dollars. SO you got 9 dollars left

now you need some of the cheapest fucking fruit, usually apples 1 dollar kg. buy at least 7, one per day. slice this and it goes in your oats for breakfast. this is like 1.50. You got 7.50 left and you need lunch

lunch is based on beans. a can 400 gram is 80 cents. I eat half, so i buy two. 1.60. so you got 5 dollars left.

now you buy pasta 1kg/1 dollar. buy 2kg. you now have 3 dollars.

you need fat. butter is 2.50/500grams. smear this on oats, lunch pasta, and rice. 70 gram per day of butter.

now i also steal two little pottle of tomato paste. this is for your lunctime pasta, dinner rice. a little goes a long way dissolved in water.

the last remainng 50 cent or so I buy 'oxo' cubes it's salt cubes like bullion cubes. This goes in your pasta and rice.

now you gotta alternate or you'll lose your mind. What I mean is, okay you gotta harden up for breakfest and just eat oats made with water, and a sliced apple that's everyday

but throughout the week you have to switch it up one day it's pasta for tea, one day it's rice, one day it's beans and rice, one day for dinner it's oats and rice you know mix it up

and another trick is, the beans I buy are like the beans in tomato sauce, so you drain it out and use that as pasta sauce for a few meals

bullion cubes got to make flavoured rice , steal bottle mutlivitamin

>>8026852
you need salt in your diet

>>8032735
here's the breakdown per day:

>285 grams of oats
>1 apple
>714 grams of rice (you wont eat it all unless you're huge)
>now lunch is either, 200grams of beans with rice, or 280grams of pasta with rice
>pasta, rice, and oats you add butter to. per day you're getting 70 grams of butter
>enough salt because you use the oxo cubes they're full of salt. Also yu can make a nice drink just half a cube in hot water, or you make this water and add it to the rice or pasta to make 'risotto' or a pasta soup sort of thing, you do the same thing with the tomato paste
>now fairly important is to steal a bottle multivitamin, take one per day should last a month

and then you got enough money to stay drunk on carboard box wine (it's the cheapest alcohol/price, here it's significantly cheaper than bottom shelf vodka)

now, you must also dumpster dive at the supermarket, you go to food courts and just eat people's leftovers (people leave entire fucking meals lol) you're drunk so you don't care who sees. on sundays you go to your moms for a visit, and that's lunch and she gives you leftovers for dinner when you go home. She doesn't know how you live and keep it that way.

>>8031880
>assuming you can eat one serving a day and feel satisfied.
>1.49 plus tax
>two shmeckels
>10 gone within 5 days
>starve within the last two

Go to bed, Mr. Ed.

>>8025489
Case of Ensure.

You'll live.

eggs
rice
bread

>>8032735
>when

share story pls

Black beans, garlic, Onion, olive oil. Pack of smokes.

>>8025489
Rice, Beans, Oil, Eggs. Maybe chicken (2€) or chicken liver (1,25€ last time i checked)

Alternatively, at my old place (Bigger City) id probably check a bigger store or one run by Muzzies for cheap Bulgur or Couscous and then add eggs, pickled cucumbers, Capers and onions.
For some reason Bulgur and Couscous are pretty expensive if you buy at a normal supermarket.

>>8032502
>>8031976
>>8031957
Nanners are routinely on sale for 29¢/lb here, Usually price is 49¢/lb. $10 would get you a little over 34.4lbs of nanners, which is 15.06kgs.
You could eat 2kgs of nanners per day, not just 2 nanners. However, that would only be 1185 calories.
If you buy $5 worth of nanners, 1lb of butter, 4lbs of sugar and a dozen medium eggs from the dollar store, you'd have all the calories you need. (o:

>>8025489

Things I bought when I was living on a $14 a week food budget:

Butter - $0.99
Eggs - $1.29
Pasta - $1.29
Jar Tomato Sauce - $1.49
Party Pizzas - $0.88 each
Cheapass Hot Dogs - $0.89
Cheapass Hot Dog Buns - $1.19
Microwave Popcorn - $0.99
Supermarket Bakery Bread Loaf - $0.99
Refried Beans - $0.99
Corn Tortillas - $0.99

Fuck Ramen. Don't buy produce. That shit grows outside, get it for free.

$10 worth of oatmeal

A loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, and some oranges.

>>8033073
i don't think calorie deficit is a serious issue for one week

>>8033108
Yeah, but why eat 2kg of nanners per day when they don't meet your caloric needs and you can eat 1kg of nanners, 2.25tbsp of butter, 1.44 cups of sugar and 1.71 medium eggs per day for the same price?

$9 Mosin
$1 bullets

Gonna have me some game

>>8026684
>1 Instant Ramen = .50$

You are overpaying, a pack of 12 is $1.50

>>8033136
How hard is it to suicide with such a long rifle?

Obrez?

>>8025489
Nigga 10$ in India will get you a months worth of food. Actual vegetables and meat not packaged stuff

carton of rasberrys= $1.25
two avocados = $1.00
Cilantro: $.50
Lime: $.50
oven pizza: $6.00

use the last $1.75 for a special treat like a soda from a vending machine

>>8025489

Beans, rice or potato, and carrots/celery/onion.

>>8025489
This has been me except it's been about 3 weeks now. I just don't eat usually and try to drink a lot of water.

>>8033886
was looking good until the pizza

>>8033886
How are you supposed to eat this for a week?

No one is gonna get self raising flour?

>>8029815
How is a quart of milk and most likely less than half a dozen eggs gonna last 10 days

>>8033957
>numbers are hard!!!

did 10€ instead of 10$

1.53€ saucisson
2x.58€ 400g canned vegetables
3x.85€ 1l of vegetable broth
2x.67 500g pasta
.40€ 550g cereal on sale
1.44€ 1l of milk
.70€ baguette
Change on feelgood shit like ice cream or whatever

drink tap water, make a big soup for dinners w pasta, broth, and veggies, saucisson and baguette for lunches, cereal and milk for breakfast, and other shit to make me feel better about being poor

7 mc-chicken sandwiches and a two liter of grape soda :^)

>>8025515
Oats, beans and rice are my bet.
>>8025549
Per lb hot dogs are not cheap usually unless you get bar s, even then usually chicken thighs are cheaper.

>>8033974
>not answering the very simple question

>>8033998
depends where you live I guess. Hot dogs here you can get a six pack for .85€ or so, but legit sausages you have to pay more

>>8033957
A week = 10 days

How retarded are you

>>8025615

>implying you could buy beef jerky for less than $10. that shit is fucking expensive

Eggs
Bulk rice
Chicken breast
Scallion (for vitamin C/regrowing the scallions is really easy)

>>8025489
This is why you should have dry goods already in your cupboard.

Because I *do* have rice, pasta, flour, beans, herbs and spices in my cupboard, I would spend that $10 on

>a dozen eggs
>a quart of milk
>cheap veggies from the dollar section

>>8025489
A fifth of vodka ..., then start hinting. up the local food banks

>>8025489
some beans, rice and ramen.

Lots of tuna and sardines

>>8027716
I feel like the cheese can be dropped for bananas giving you something for breakfast, leaving around 1.50 for something else? Another fruit?

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>>8032712
you're kidding right? you drink the shit

$2 dozen eggs
$1.50 container of cottage cheese
$3 for four store-brand cups of yogurt
$2 discounted package of guacamole/vegetable paste
spend remaining $1.50 on bananas

I also have endless tomatoes and squash from some customers at work

3$ rice
3$ dried lentils
.50c dried spice
.75c orange

rest on beer

>>8026076

You can probably buy bread and pasta cheaper than making your own

>>8026852
>he pretends to know about cooking on a chinese message website

$4 - 2 loaves of bread
$2 - dozen eggs
$2 - peanut butter
$2 - raspberry jam

>>8031773
well look at this asshole buying the good vodka

>>8025489
>$4 bag of rice
>$2 cheapest beans
>$4 soft sponges (to make selling my mouth more comfortable)

>>8025538
That shit isn't $10 unless you're stealing it from other people
Also you don't get to count shit you already have, because then people can just go "hurr durr I did my groceries in bulk I can sustain myself for a half month!" as their answer.

>>8027682
found the white person

>>8025489
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Long-Grain-Enriched-Rice-20-Lb/10315883

done

>>8029854
Clearly you work a desk job and never exercise if you eat 1000cal/day at that size.

I'm 165lb/5'11 and I need to consume ~2100 calories per day just to maintain my body weight because I have a decently active lifestyle. If I worked out regularly like I used to that number would be higher.

>live in the country
>pick apples
>pick plums
>pick pears
>pick assortment of berries
>catch fish
>Collect mushrooms
>people literally giving away vegetables from their gardens
>all within walking distance from my house

You cityfolk sure got it rough having to pay for food year round

>>8025489
Buy 1000 grams of 100% GMO gluten-mixed cornflakes. Eat 100 grams of cornflakes per day. Sleep and fwap all day for 7 days.

>>8036361
>live in the country
>pick apples
>Get caught by Jeb and gives him a blowjeb
>pick plums
>Get handed over to redneck cops
>Give blowjebs in jail
>catch fish
>Sued by federal state for tresspassing and ruining local ecosystem
>More blowjebs in jail

Gay TBQH, senpai.

>>8036379
Is that why you American cityfolk call it a Jeb Bush?

>>8036381
Jokes on you, I'm mexican.

>>8031880
That costs 3 bucks in singaPOOR. Cheaper to just buy frozen nuggets and throw it in a $10 mini toaster oven.

>>8032798
>Hobo tales
Me3

Boxes of pasta and cans of tomato sauce or butter, whichever is cheaper.

>>8033913
5:2 without the 5

>>8025489
Limes

A scratch ticket

>>8025489
A sack of potatoes and beans.

>>8032772
thank you for your insight based poor anon

$3 rice
$2.5 pork fat/meat closeout for ~$1/lb
$2.5 dried peas/beans
$2 cheap large mayo/dressing

>>8032772
>Tomato paste with OXO cube.
That's disgusting , anon.

>>8036775
>$2 cheap large mayo/dressing
Mayo on everything. Is this anime?

>>8036522
That's a sure way of getting gastric pains and ulcers. Also blackcurrants and prunes have more vitamins and minerals, but so does Froot Loops cereal.

>>8036540
>>8036775
You're survive, but you might get scurvy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35380716

Ramen x 21 (5.25$)
Onions 1.4 kg (1.5$)
Carrots 500 g (1.1$)
Garlic 30 g (0.25$)
Eggs 600 g (1.9$)

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>>8037009
>You're survive, but you might get scurvy.

It's summer you can find something with vitimin C growing outside everywhere. If your 10 bucks a week poor foraging outside is smart way to supplement your diet. I've had to do it in the past myself.

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>>8037009
>You're survive, but you might get scurvy.

There's usually an edible and tasty source of vitamin C outside ready to forage. If you're living on ten bucks a week. Foraging for supplemental food is just a smart thing to do.

>>8037033
>stealing
see >>8036379

>>8037045
I've seriously never seen blueberries growing in the wild. Stop stealing shit , anon.

>>8037033
And is that a headless doge in the pic?

>>8037057
Also going to jail for petty crimes in a firstworld cunt is a cheapass to get a "free" balanced diet and gay sex.

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>>8037057
I have a deed right to the lake. Those are mine and about 8 other people's blueberries. Also who the fuck would shoot you other taking dandy lions and lambs quarters? Oh and I'm in maine. Both high bush and wild low bush varieties are everywhere.

>>8037090
>>8037057
What authoritarian shit hole do you live in that arrests People for picking wild none endangered plants?

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>>8037092
>I have a deed right to the lake.
>I own a mountain like in anime.

Are there cute grills like in Non nons?

>>8037104
SingaPOOR.

1. Big bags of potatoes and rice
2. Steal everything else

>>8037110
This anon gets it.

>>8025489
There is a place here that sells all sorts of vegetables and fruits by weight and all of them are the same price. I could buy Some guavas, manioca, butt loads of garlic (because cooking is impossible without garlic), 2kg of flour to make pasta and flat breads. And rice too. Rice is good.

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>>8037108
No girls just old people and rich out of states mostly. Also a masshole that lived across the street that won't stop blaring WBLM all day. Just the same lead Zeppelin and AC-DC stuff over and over again.

>>8037453
>Just the same lead Zeppelin and AC-DC stuff over and over again.

Dont forget Queen. The radio drives me fucking insane

>>8037462
>>8037453
I love Queen , anon! He's a fellow curry nigga faggot!

>>8025538
>sauce
Whoa there, Mr. Moneybags

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>>8025489
Go on a walking tour of the local woods and pick edible greens and mushrooms. Shoot a couple squirrels EATING MY GOD DAMN BIRDSEED FUCK

Put that $10 towards my trip to the ER

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>>8037475
But all day everyday? And just a few of them at that.

>>8028024
Beans on cheese on toast is great.

>>8025489
a pack of bacon and the biggest sack of flour i can get

probably two pieces of bacon a day, make some hardtack
add bacon grease to hardtack for flavor

try not to die of scurvy

>>8033957
1 cup + 2 eggs => muffin
2 eggs => stir fry
2 cups => rice pudding

Hm... 2 eggs left. Pide lunch and a fried egg for breakfast with a cup of milk? That's two days covered with just 6 eggs and a quart of milk, some rice and flour, and some oil. Now about the remaining days... oh, I see what you did there.

White rice
Really cheap fruit
Really cheap veggies
Peanut butter
Drinking water (don't trust the tap water where I live)

I think that's all under $10.

>>8037057
>I've seriously never seen blueberries growing in the wild.
Ok, but they do, so....


I climbed a mountain that had wild blueberries all over it

>>8025489
As much whiskey as I can buy and 1 9mm bullet for when it's gone.

White rice, dried beans, ramen, and flour. If I genuinely only had $10 for food, I would just shoplift.

>>8025521
this. you can just eat rice and beans for a week. it wouldnt be too tasty, but it would keep you fed

>>8025489
But I have credit?

>>8038029
That's not part of the game, retard

>>8025489
5 $2.00 cans of organic baked beans from Whole Foods. 2ez

>>8028085
best plan

>>8037824
Kek, before I furnished my apartment I had to live here for a week cooking only in a electric grill. It was one week of crepes and flat bread.

>>8030053
You are literally that retarded... I'm not even that guy, but goddamn, son. This is a goddamn thought experiment, and you're gonna sit over there and say if a dude likes a cheap ass little spice cube to make his gravy or broth he might as well be eating shit? Why? Because he doesn't wanna blow 7 of his 10$ set weekly budget buying fucking SPICES?? Goddamn. Where the fuck are your hypothetical priorities?!

>>8028085
>lrn2shop


This plan and this amount of money would work if you want to weigh 140 pounds and get diabetes. i eat 3800 calories per day and consume at least 175 grams of protein per day.. 25-30 percent of those calories is fat the rest carbs and i consume no added sugar.. try doing that for under 10 dollars a day and ill give you your gold star...

>>8038043
why not??

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>>8038271
>i completely missed the point of the thread, but allow to be confrontational about things that don't concern me

>>8038271
buy cow from cow man for $10
gimme gold star

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>>8025549
Beans are the cheapest source of protein.

>>8038312
which one do u eat tho

[spoiler]he makes a pumpkin pie[/spoiler]

>>8038332
bugs are the cheapest source of protein
also whey is cheaper protein than beans

>>8038344
>implying I am not about to eat the cactus

>>8038271
You're in luck. I'm actually here to reply.

Sadly, the closest I can get to meeting your 3800kcal and 175g protein needs is $10.46 for a week, but I calculated it accounting for leap year, so in reality, it would be a few cents less.
It wouldn't make you happy, but it certainly meets your needs.
It could cost even less, but I assumed you'd be throwing out byproducts of the solution I came up with and not utilising them elsewhere.

I spend about $30-40 or so on food per week but, unlike you, I understood the purpose and parameters of the scenario OP gave and decided to play within those parameters. The stuff I proposed meets a 2000 calorie daily diet. You're eating nearly double that.

>>8038359
Can you outline your solution to his problem for me, (presumably-given your regional economic climate)?

I'm not doubting you I'm just curious of your conclusions.

>>8038332
White flour is cheaper. A $1.39, 5lb sack of the stuff can be made into about 350g of seitan, which is 70-75% protein. 249.48g of protein for $1.39. Can't beat that.
>b-but beans!
Various sorts of beans together average about 101g of protein per pound. 1lb of beans costs 89¢ and up. You'd need to spend at least $2.20 on beans to get the same amount of protein as provided by 5lbs of white flour made into seitan.

>>8038385
Or, did you basically just select for protein & calories from your previous example?

>>8025489
2 Little Caesar's™ Pizza Pizza© Hot n' Ready 5 Dollar pizzas. 2 slices a day makes for a delicious way to eat every day!

>>8038385
175g of protein per day × 366 days = 64050g of protein per year.
As said in >>8038389
a 5lb sack of flour (from my local Aldi) yields 249.48g of protein, so 64050 ÷ 249.48 ≈ 257 sacks of flour. At $1.39 each, they cost $357.23 per year.
175g of protein provides 700 calories, leaving a 3100 calorie deficit.

Oil is sold at most stores in my area for $5.49 per gallon. Oil is fat. Fat is 9 calories per gram. 3100 calories per day × 366 days = 1134600 calories per year ÷ 9 calories per gram ≈ 33.3 gallons of oil. Rounding up to 34 gallons.

34 gallons of oil at $5.49 per gallon = $186.66.

($186.66 + $357.23) ÷ 52 weeks in a year ≈ $10.46 per week.
Told you that you wouldn't like it. (^:

>>8038403
What toppings tho

>>8025489

>you have $10 to keep yourself fed for 7 days
>tfw live in Australia

>>8038403
tax

>>8038043
ok then i buy a case of water for $1.79 and donate the rest to cancer research
humans dont need food to survive for 7 days

>>8038538
Don't you have snakes crawling all over your house that you can eat

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>>8039144
That box of ammo costs way more than $10.

>>8033083

terrible.
No rice, refried beans instead of regular beans, no produce ("because it grows")

>>8033874

yes $10 American dollars in India, that exchange rate is like 600 dollars

>>8039144
Ok, bought $20 box of ammo with my $10. Now what do I do with said ammo? Can I eat the bullets itself? I dont think theyre that health. I have quite a few kitchen tools at home like a crockpot, rice cooker, pots, pans oven etc... which one of these should I use with the bullets?Arent you supposed to use a gun with bullets? Do you know of any guns I can by for -$10 Anon? this is a budget cooking thread so being as I only had $10 to spend I only have -$10 remaining after purchasing the bullets and I do not see any guns fitting that ammo currently available for that price.

>>8039162
>>8039207
One round is well under $10, put into a large pest legal to hunt without a license will feed you for a week, and if you don't already have a gun you're not prepared for budget eating.

>>8039207
So, with that logic, everyone in this thread now has to buy a house, a stove, and pans with their $10

>>8039239
>gun
>relevant to /ck/ in any way
lol

>>8039244
>Deer, Boar and Elk are inedible

so that's £7.62

i'd literally die probably. shit load of rice i guess

>>8039282
>I forgot that /k/ and /out/ existed
Anything else you want to add?

Buy some seeds. Plant them. Wait. Have food for year

>>8026734
Lentils are better,

>>8039207
>Do you know of any guns I can by for -$10 Anon?
kekd

>>8039236
>one round
Sure just find me a shop that sells ammo by the round like it's a goddamn pizza shop lol.
That box of 30-06 powerpoint is $20.


>>8039239
Sure if we're going to assume you don't have to use your proposed $10 budget to buy a stove & pan, we can assume we also get our rifles. But you can't eat a stove and you can't eat a rifle. If you want to argue you can kill a raccoon with your rifle, I think you can drop a stove on a raccoon to kill it too, Wile E. Coyote style.

You still can't buy ammo by the round.

>>8039291
Sure, /biz/ exists, so take your budget puzzle there, it's equally as relevant to this board as hunting for food is.

>>8037501
Tomato sauce are cheap enough in bottles. Puree is cheap enough in large cans. And Pesto goes a long way.

>>8039284
Underraged Bremain detected.

>>8038081
>Organic maymay
Nice try, foodbabe.

>>8037920
>Buying water
Thanks, Nestle!