Just got a large Brooklyn style pizza from Domino's topped

Delivered? How long it take?

>>8017011
Why wouldn't you get sausage or pepperoni or bacon or ham or fucking any meat on that and make it an actual good pizza?

>>8017016
20 mins maybe less

>>8017018
I'm vegetarian

>>8017011
>Brooklyn style
All these meme phrases that came with the domino's rebranding need to go. wtf is rustic inspired sauce or whatever they call it?

The only thing worth getting is the pan deep dish

Why no anchovies? Do you even pizza?

>>8017024
That's too bad. Pineapple + meat + peppers is a great combination. I'm a big fan of pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple.

>>8017029
Too each their own

>>8017039
Don't eat fish

>>8017052
I used to like that combo.

>>8017029
Too each their own

>>8017039
Don't eat fish

>>8017052
I used to like that combo.

>>8017234
why are you a vegetarian? my stomach eys real upset when I eat meat but I haven't gotten rid of it yet.

>>8017243
I was raised vegetarian actually. During high school i started trying meat, I would get really bad stomach pains too. I ate meat for a couple years after high school but I'm vegetarian again now. It's just easier for me. I never crave meat. I don't really have any objection to those who do eat meat though.

>>8017234
>>8017233

W-wat

>>8017243
I was raised vegetarian actually. During high school i started trying meat, I would get really bad stomach pains too. I ate meat for a couple years after high school but I'm vegetarian again now. It's just easier for me. I never crave meat. I don't really have any objection to those who do eat meat though.

>>8017011
Domino's Brooklyn style pizza is definitely the best pizza I've had from a popular chain pizza place. It's probably not "authentic" or whatever but I like it a lot.

>>8017304
This is true. The rest of their pizza is between "okay" and "complete ass"

do you suck dicks

>>8017326
I was raised gay actually. During high school i started trying pussy, I would get really bad stomach aches though. I ate pussy for a couple years after high school but I suck dick again now. It's just easier for me. I never crave pussy. I don't really have any objection to those who do eat pussy though.

>>8017011
Is it to share with your wife's son?

>>8017029
Robust inspired tomato sauce.

Fuck I hate working there.

>>8017011

What does a banana pepper taste like

>>8017494
Like hot peppers

>>8017334
>I was raised gay actually.

You shouldn't show your hand within the first sentence, it's bad form whilst trolling. Better to string your audience along before revealing your intent.

>>8017374
do you ever fuck with the food? like put a little bit of spit in sauces or other shit?

>>8017510
Thanks for the advice meme master

>>8017527
No but I do like to mastirbate to gay porn

>>8017326
I was raised gay actually. During high school i started trying pussy, I would get really bad stomach aches though. I ate pussy for a couple years after high school but I suck dick again now. It's just easier for me. I never crave pussy. I don't really have any objection to those who do eat pussy though.

>>8017494
They taste like slightly moist cardboard uncooked. Get a little sweeter and more palatable after grilling, pickling or roasting, but they are fucking hard to get right (1 hour indirect grilling..) so I stick with ancient red sweets instead.
Not worth trying unless pickled really.

>>8017548
>>I was raised gay actually.

You shouldn't show your hand within the first sentence, it's bad form whilst trolling. Better to string your audience along before revealing your intent.

>>8017543
same my dude

>>8017555
Were you raised gay?

>>8017558
nope. i sure did turn out very different from what my parents expected though

>>8017563
How so? You can tell me anything, I hope you know that.

>>8017575
bi trans deviant. my parents are cool with it though

>>8017580
That's cool. im a pretty normal guy but I'm miserable

>>8017587
i'm sorry to hear that :^(

>>8017580
good luck with your mental illness... Hope you come to your senses, tell your parents I'm sorry

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>>8017590

>>8017598
I'm not kidding, you need help dude, you're not a fucking special snowflake

>>8017589
It's ok I just wish I had friends. 4chan is a shitty substitute. It's cool when I find people on here I can talk to for a little bit

>>8017590
Dickhead

>>8017605
what an original opinion

>>8017605
I'm not him but you should shut the fuck up. You're a bully

>>8017607
We can be e-friends if you like, eventually falling in love online and then when we finally meet its awkward as fuck and we never speak again.

>>8017610
>>8017611
I laughed.
/ck/ is not a safe haven for nu-male SJW cucks.

>>8017011
>banana peppers
nice
>pineapple
why

>>8017624
L O N D O N
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One of the worst parts about the internet is that people find echochambers for their idiosyncrasies so that instead of realizing themselves as different then adhering to society, they're taught that society is wrong, and they should embrace their obtuse opinions, and even worse, adopt them into lifestyles instead of adjusting their differences to accustom living in our society.

It actually results in most people feeling more alienated when their newfound taught-convictions are rejected for being too different.

Take the thought schools of hardline gender roles and sexual preference, for example. There have been tomboys and effeminate males since the dawn of human history, with all matter of sexual contact between different types of people out of the biological norm of a heterosexual monogamous relationship. But now people are thinking that they are special and different because they identify as a "female in a male's body," or "I'm gay because I found some guy attractive," then developing it into an acute mental illness.

Then the fact that political parties, such as the left in the U.S., use this confusion to triangulate and demagogue these confused individuals to thinking that it's morally superior or a human right to not only accept, but tout these mindgames as a merit.

It's a sad state of affairs, really.

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>>8017659

>>8017624
Can we can actually be e-friends

>>8017018
>pepperoni
>good
Nice meme.

>>8017659
Are you Michael from vsauce? Please stop posting on 4chan and make more vids.

papa johns opens in 5 minutes. dominos in 30 minutes. should I? I wish more places delivered.

>>8018417
wings are on the way.

>>8017659
didnt read lol

>>8017659
why did I read that in a british voice

>>8017029
Brooklyn=thinner crust than hand tossed but not cracker thin like the thin and crispy crust, it also gets a bit of provolone by default instead of just mozzarella like hand tossed

You're autistic

>>8017011
Do you think there is any chance that the singularity will actually happen by 2029?

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>>8018489
>it's not meme marketing and totally like the real thing in brooklyn!

>>8018530
They chose a word that's related to New York to describe a pizza that's similar to New York style pizza (thinner crust but not cracker thin crust).

You're having an autistic fit.

>>8018435
according to internet 3.00$ is minimum tip, but I use to deliver and sometimes you get a buck, our no tip. And sometimes that rich guy with a twenty.

>>8018530
I don't know what this image is supposed to be, but I am enjoying you spazzing out over Dominos not calling it "THINNER THAN REGULAR HAND-TOSSED BUT THICKER THAN THIN-CRUST PIZZA"

>>8017263
yeah I know the whole vegan claims that meat is horrible for u but I do like it once in a while, maybe less than once a week. don't get how people can eat it 3x a day though that would fuck me up for good

>>8018547
some kids handed me a humongous bag of change, one time.

>>8017607
I love when I have conversations with people on the 'chon. /ck/ iirc when

>>8018542
>>8018551
>ck
>surprised at in-depth autism-tier fast food discussion

if they didn't already have hand tossed that's what it would be called any where else in the country, because it's nothing like brooklyn style pizza. they just need to continuously release pointless new items for marketing purposes like most pizza chains. I'd still eat it regardless, not a pizza snob just find it annoying that domino's is putting extra polish on their turds since the rebrand, pizza hut has been doing this too.

Apparently it's better than their regular hand-tossed pizza, they should just replace it.

>>8018617
>hand tossed for people who like very thick pizza
>thin crust (tortilla for dough) for suicidal people
>brooklyn for people who want neither ultra thick pizza nor an early death

How is this so hard to understand?

>>8018625
It's not hard to understand. They are literally only opposed to the idea of calling it "Brooklyn" style. It would be the same if they called their deep-dish "Detroit" style. No one has yet to describe what the difference between actual pizza from Brooklyn and "Brooklyn"-style pizza from Dominos. They just keep saying "It's nothing like that!"

>>8018625
>hand tossed
>thickest
>tortilla dough
Where do you get such shit pizza from? you from brazil or something?

since domino's feels the need to have more than 3 thicknesses:
>from 1-5, how thick do you want your pizza famalam?
wala

>>8018635
http://nytimes.com/2006/11/08/dining/08domino.html

>>8018643
That's such an interesting idea anon! You should get in touch with corporate and pitch your genius idea!

While you're out and about, I would also suggest that you get those aspergers checked out by a professional.

>>8018658
>argument disporved

>>8018677
I never disagreed with you, I'm just saying you don't seem to grasp the idea that companies will do things like call their product by a name that might not perfectly describe the product (at least according to an autist on 4chan) in order to make more money. I'm also calling you an autistic maniac, you autistic maniac.

>>8018651
Thanks, anon. This was actually helpful. After reading that, I now understand that Domino's Brooklyn Style pizza is actually a take on the average of New York pizzas, rather than specifically that one borough. Bonus points for reminding me how self-aggrandizing New Yorkers are when it comes to their 'culture,' in thinking that someone referring to Brooklyn-style pizza is a direct comparison to that one restaurant.

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>>8018452
You motherfucker, as soon as I ´ve read you r post, I´ve started reading that anon´ s post in David Attenborough´s voice. I haven´t heard a more ridiculous-sounding thing today.

>>8018689
I'm just saying domino's is pushing it, why can't you grasp that idea? you're still replying, clearly you've never been in a steak thread, this is nothing to get triggered by.

>>8018705
I guess they could have called it new york style, would have made more sense. Idgaf about new york and their burroughs though, I'll eat any pizza.

>>8017011
MY NIGGA THATS MY ORDER!
helyea son

>>8017580
Your parents are cool with it because it's your moms fault for drinking while you were in the womb and your father allowed it to happen.

>>8017659
Hear hear, fuck liberals.

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>>8017659
the 90s were great

>>8019064
Conservatives are the worst when it comes to echo chambers... ever heard of Fox News? A study once found that Fox News viewers knew the least about the goings on in politics than anybody else.

>>8017011
I work at papa johns and every day I make and eat 2 large pizzas with pineapples anchovies and lots of onions and jalapeños

>>8019585
Why the fuck would you want to work for that asshole douchebag John Schnatter? He is like one of the least caring bosses out there. He's such an utter tool.

>>8019621
Because they pay the same as the other chains and managing a store is the best a high school dropout will do

>>8019652
Why don't you go be a surgeon?

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>>8019652
Have some dignity and at least work at Pizza Hut

>>8019670
I dropped out of high school because I was failing because I always failed so I did the smart thing and turned my part time job into a full time job and stuck with it. I know what I am capable of and it's just this

>>8019680
dude i hate pizza hut shit's greasy as hell

>>8017011
I just made a frozen pizza that was covered in ice crystals. The pizza seemed to have lost almost all its water and the now cooked pizza seems very dry. is it safe to eat?

>>8019693
Grease makes pizza better, the greasier the pizza the better. Papa Johns has no grease and their crust is dry bland and tasteless. It tastes like cardboard.

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>>8017510
>dis nigga

>>8017659
where can I find the pasta?

>>8019740
Was originonal, friend

>>8019540
Doesn't surprise me. As a conservative, Fox News and Limbaugh seem lowest common denominator retarded.

Really doesn't mean anything to the political spectrum, though. MSNBC is also catered to the lowest common denominator, and mainstream media talking points are barely one tier above tabloids in their determination of what is "news worthy" along with other bias.

Polite, off topic, sage.

>>8020945
>people who watch tv get their information at tv speeds

NEWS AT 11. in the meantime...wait till 11.

>>8021838
Cable news is 24 hours you idiot.

>>8017659

That pic bums me out, man

>>8017011
What qualifies as Brooklyn style anon?

>>8023008
Crust thin as a cracker

>>8022972
Well, it was painted by a serial killer...

>>8023701
no it wasn't

does Brooklyn style just mean that you have to fold it?

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>>8023968
My bad, that's what I remember the original anon told me.

Looks like it was actually from a child sex slave survivor who was used in quasi-religious rituals. A good read, ctrl+f ria pratt on the page:
http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/the-world-of-mind-control-through-the-eyes-of-an-artist-with-13-alter-personas/

Gotta get feta and spinach from domino's

>>8024566
I didn't know they had such refined options

>>8024572
They do here in Georgia / Alabama at least

>>8024588
OK here and last time I got spinach and feta on a pizza everyone said I was weird

>>8017011
Does your family have a history of mentally illness?

>>8024593
Tell them to go fuck themselves best pizza ever
Feta, spinach, tomato, and garlic

>>8017011
when was your coming-out?

>>8017011
>Brooklyn style pizza
Things that don't exist.

>>8017743
Being British,I find myself feeling rather lonely at times.I just wish I could find someone to speak to and understand me for who I am, Please be in London..