Can you make an edible dish with anything in a five foot

Stale peanuts, soaked in gin, garnished with melon flavored ecig juice.
Doubtful.

>>8016660

That would be awful

>>8016650
The only edible thing within 5 feet is a small bowl with pistachios and a glass of water

My dog

I could kill and eat my dog

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A pack of oreos

>pic related

Yeah I think I could eat this half sleeve of Ritz crackers and call it a meal

>>8016650
No, the most edible thing is the leftover crumbs from a bag of chips and the leftover drops from a an empty bottle of beer.

>tortilla chips
>doritos
>crunchy chocolate trail mix
>35 bottles of water
>six 6oz Kahlua White Russian drinks
>4 Starbuck's doubleshot energy drinks

how do

I'm lying in bed on my phone and all I have is about 400ml filtered water, a couple jolly ranchers, my cat and a bowl of cat food

so yes but I'm stretching the definition of edible

>>8016650
Breadcrumbs and water.

Probably? I could make a sweet porridge type dish. Tiny serving size though.

>>8016785
Are you in a qwik-e-mart or something?

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Water, coffee beans, saltines, sardines, figs, dates, and walnuts

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>>8016785
I live in a large house by myself and I have a small refrigerator next to me. I mainly just stay in my room, there's no cable or TV anywhere besides the 50" for my computer. The bags just kind of sit around, I don't eat many chips.

Oh and I have Pink Himalayan Salt and ground black pepper next to me.

Pictures of my son and a lamp.

I can work with this

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>>8016930
meant for
>>8016802

>>8016932
*not your son

>>8016650
hummus spread over a piece of pita bread and some tea to drink

like i literally just ate that. it was good

I guess I could come up with a toenails-based dish

>>8016992
add some of anon's own dressing and youve got a pretty decent meal

>>8016650
>dandruff
Technically

Psoriasis saves the day again!

Pills
clay
thats basically it

I have two kinds of cat food and a bottle of castoreum. I could eat this, but I'm not going to unless it's the apocalypse.

strawberry goo and some sleeping pills sprinkles with advil

Currently sitting on the toilet so yeah. There's the nutritional equivalent of a big mac dangling from my arse.

UPDATE: It just broke off.

>>8016650
>beer

I dont think it'd be a dish per se, but it has calories so that's a good start.

>>8016671

Aioli, olives, figs, honey and childrens cereal. Probably but I dont think I want to

>>8017209
that's a feast in haiti

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Cum cereal with bayleaf
Cum soaked sock
dried up milk inside bowl of trix from a day ago.
bayleaf that I keep inside my wallet

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Dandruff + Booger soufle with a side of 40 ml of arnold palmer and ants,

>>8016650
zinc supplement
petroleum jelly
Lindt milk chocolate truffle bar
water

What do

A key lime Lara bar, mints, a peach-pear seltzer, and strawberry milk candy.

I make... a candy/Lara bar sampling plate with a side of peach-pear seltzer. Maybe I could dissolve the strawberry candy in the seltzer to sweeten it and add a creamy touch. And an after-meal mint. That'll do.

one chocolate chip cookie, liquid apple juice, cashews, weed and a candle

I have the munchies. Leave me alone

Cigarillos in a melted Pilot V5 glaze, dusted with powdered arrowheads and ash, served with cold brewed cigarette and torn passport page tea.

Cat a la cat
(I have two cats)

>>8017619
lmao
2cat

Absolutely nothing. I'm in my room. I could eat my mahogany furniture if I got desperate enough, but they're antiques so I'd probably not. Everything else is either fabric, paper, metal, or wood.