What did you all eat for breakfast this morning? I had two

Banana flavored instant oatmeal, sprinkled French vanilla almond granola on top

soft scrambled eggs with tarragon on sourdough toast.

>>8000790
Sounds delicious.

I had a cheese omelette and now I am suffering.
I don't understand how I eat cheese all the time yet I just get more and more intolerant of lactose??

>>8000794
Creamy scrambled eggs or hard scrambled eggs?

>>8000798
Perhaps it may have been something other than the cheese,maybe you had bad eggs? It could always just be a non-food related illness as well. I'd recommend visiting a kinesiologist,he/she might help fix your diet.

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>>8000801
Soft means creamy where Im from. Enjoy a pic from my last bite.

half a kilo of baked potatoes
whey shake
roasted carrot and onion (with garlic, ginger, turmeric and cinnamon)

Kroger brand cocoa rice cereal

>>8000839
That sounds like lunch more than breakfast, but whatever floats your boat.

60 g soylent
10 g peanut butter powder
5 g chia seeds
3 g ground flax seeds
4 g soluble fiber
500 g unsweetened almond milk

2 cups of green tea

It was delicious

>>8000848
i had it at 1pm but it was my first meal of the day

bread, cheese, bacon, eggs

>>8000773
nothing

>>8000773
Two cups of tea.

Nothing else yet.

Porridge with grated apple, cinnamon, nutmeg, nutella and walnuts

10g walnuts
150g apple
1 cup black coffee

>>8000773
1 fried egg, 2 sausage, slice of cheese on a bun

Oatmeal with strawberries.

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I had my favourite, ham soup.

>>8000808
Well a lactaid usually prevents it, I was just out and tools foolish risk.

a double cheeseburger...

can to beans and a can of tuna. 700 calories, all I'm gonna eat today.

It's been fucking 3 months now help me I'm craving for some greasy shit I want pizza so fucking much fuck

>>8000773
What do you mean "on"? Clearly in your picture the eggs aren't on anything but a plate

>>8001076

Are you implying it was impossible for OP to move the eggs onto the bread while eating?

Or are you implying that the photo may be a stock photo? If so, why do you think that matters?

>>8001082
Why would one put toast on top of eggs only to later disassemble the dish and put the eggs on top of the toast

>>8001293

I have no idea. But, it's one of the two possible options here so it needed to be stated even if it's likely to be the incorrect option.

Porridge and nothing else. Not exactly the most exciting breakfast, but it's enough to fill me up.

Bread with cottage cheese with sliced raddishes, chive greens, all salted and peppered to kill cheese's sweetness.

Two unfrosted strawberry poptarts and water

>>8000773
one egg exactly like in your pic, runny almost raw yolk with lots of roughly grinded pepper on top
two thin pieces of toast ... i like them extra charred, almost black, with butter
a couple of brown olives (with pits, olives marinated without pits are WORTHLESS SHIT)
some Camembert cheese
and Jasmine tea

banana
yogurt
wheat bran

>>8000773
Some plain oatmeal with a little bit of maple syrup to sweeten it and apple juice. Nothing fancy.

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>>8000773
a beer and angst

Overnight PB oats.

Oats, skim milk, vanilla 0% Greek yoghurt, PB2 powder, a couple of butterscotch chips. Toss it all in a jar in the fridge overnight and eat cold.
Surprisingly good, though I'll ditch the butterscotch chips next time and add walnuts or something instead. Love me some butterscotch but it clashes.

>>8001909
tell me more about your overnight oats adventures

Bowl of honey bunches of oats
think this is the perfect breakfast cereal for me, most cereals are to sweet for me to eat in the morning and the ones that arent usually dont fill me up. This one isnt too sweet and fills me up good

>>8001917
Read my blog at gofuckyourself.org (it's a charity).

>>8000773
I ate 2 hotlinks that came out to 200kcal.

>>8001961
>count calories and reports it on the internet.

Show tits.

>>8001980
I would but nobody wants to see mantits. also
>woman
>eating hotlinks

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>>8000773
>more bread than egg

>>8000990
Why

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Cheerios.

>>8001989
You use double to create an egg sandwich.

Rolled oats with cinnamon and a banana.

3 cigarettes and a can of red bull.

peanut butter

just a spoonful of peanut butter

2 pieces of pizza, but, maybe lunch. then 1 piece and two wings for dinner.

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>>8000773
I had two bite sized Snickers and two Bud Light Platinums. I am a walking billboard for good health.

mixed frozen fruit, greek yogurt, oats, orange juice, and some sugar all blended up

then heated up leftover old bay french fries and spinach turkey feta burger to bring to work for lunch

1000 calorie oatmeal baybee

How do you like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
Boiled or fried I'm satisfied as long as I get my kiss

>>8002359
faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

>>8000773
How the fuck are you supposed to eat sunny side up eggs?
The yolks all runny and you cant really pick it up with a fork and if you try to dip into it with bread the yolk just ends up all over the plate
Why the fuck do people cook eggs like this

>>8001928
You should wash the sand out of your craw desu

>>8002396
If you are eating it with other food,you eat the egg last and then you can wipe up the yolk and remaining food particles with the bread. Hard fried eggs just taste too bland for me,I need them runny.

>>8002503
you filthy, runny egg bastard. :P

>>8002396

Usually I just eat bits of white with bits of toast, and then once I'm mostly out of whites I put the yolk on a piece of toast and eat it in one bite.

Bretty good.

If you have trouble with them you can always eat fried eggs, anon. I won't judge you.

and omlette and cucumber-tomato salad.

>>8001000
>700 calories a day
Jesus Christ nigger what are you thinking
are you trying to lose weight? because if you are that's the worst possible way to do it
you're putting your body into starvation mode, so you'll be holding onto as much as is possible, as well as burning fat for
calories, you'll be chewing through muscle as well
at most you want to be eating at a 700 calorie deficit

>>8001000

Bad idea that.

Also, checked

>>8004428
hey, 30 pounds in 3 months, ain't complaining.

>>8004443
then what, you're gonna go back to eating normal portions? that won't work bud
get onto a diet that won't turn you into an actual skeleton and start going to the gym/doing cardio

>>8004444
But I want to be a feeble skeleton boi

>>8004446
do some cardio, dumbell curls and planks/sit ups you degenerate

Earl Grey, scrambled egg on crispbread with arugula and naturelle yoghurt with wholegrain flakes and sunflower seeds.

>>8004448
pls stop bullying.

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My only meal today was an order of sweet potato fries from my favorite burger shop with a side of their "fry sauce".

>>8004428
>starvation mode
automatically ignored

>>8000842
DUDE FOCKING SAME

I had two whole eggs two egg whites, two slices of whole wheat toast, 12oz of 2% milk and a cup of black coffee.

Last slice of the sweet blueberry bread I made on Sunday. Used olive oil on a whim instead of butter and oh my god was that ever a good idea. Crumb stayed soft and moist for days. I also had a peach.

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microwave flaxseed muffin, served with smart balance margarine and sugar free pancake syrup.

it's really tasty. almost better than any pancakes or waffles i've had.

Two eggs with uncooked paprika, cucumber, and cabbage with it.

>>8000773
One fried egg over medium, three slices of thick bacon, and some left over kale.

Keto life.

6 whole eggs and 2 bowls of oats.

Some licorice a can of coke and a line of coke

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>>8000850

Stop memeing. It's just shit protein and bulk grain powders. Literally diabeetus food.

>>8000773

Took this smoked salmon apart last night and portioned it out. Will have some today with cream cheese, and a drip coffee as well.

Two toasted dark breads with butter, cheese, red onion and salami

>>8000773
Some muesli which is exclusively chocolate granola. Usually I eat bircher müsli made from oats, coarsely ground flaxseed, whey protein powder and milk. It's not enjoyable but it get's the job done.

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>>8004428
>starvation mode
>he thinks your body can just will itself into defying thermodynamics

>>8000773
Three scrambled eggs. Nothing else.

>>8006436
Hes not wrong that losing weight that fast will eat all your muscle and you'll end up a skelly.

>>8006452
if he wants to lose weight that fast then he probably doesn't give 2 shits about losing muscle.

>>8000790

where the fuck did you get it?

was it banana bread or banana nut protein.

quaker doesnt sell the banana bread oatmeal anymore and it sucks dick. i have to get the banana nut protein one now which is an extra 80 calories.

>>8007181
>an extra 80 calories

careful anon, you might ruin your girlish figure

>>8000790

where the fuck did you get it?

was it banana bread or banana nut protein.

quaker doesnt sell the banana bread oatmeal anymore and it sucks dick. i have to get the banana nut protein one now which is an extra 80 calories.

>>8007193

hey fuck off thats 80 calories i can fill with extra oatmeal and other shit

>>8000773
>You will never be woken up by your loving girlfriend bringing you breakfast in bed
>Because she is not real

Some tomato juice with toasty dippy soldiers to dippy toast with.

scrambled eggs, ricotta, spinach, cubed chicken breast, riced cauliflower

mixed up in a bowl because i can't be bothered

>>8007203
You have no clue how badly I want to die, anon.

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pic related + coffee

I usually add 3 boiled eggs

an eclair and a few bites of raw scone dough

>>8000773
Poached eggs.
I see the Jack thread got deleted btw.
:^)

>>8000773
2 eggs 3 bacons

>>8006436
>my body has no control over itself and doesn't burn more calories in times of excess while restricting itself in times of hardship
>the post

Oven baked pork liver

I cooked up peaches and blueberries with cinnamon and sugar, and mixed with vanilla yogurt

>>8000773
brown rice and yellow split peas

>>8000773
3 eggs 4 bacons

three eggs and a new york strip

Boudin and fried eggs in an english muffin.

Honey Bunches of Oats with sliced Strawberries.

frang everything bagel. cut it in half, fried the insides in a pan. a little cream cheese and kobe style roast beef

>>8010755
I bet that you think you're better than me because you don't get winded while taking a shit.