So apparently my dorm's cafeteria can't serve you lettuce

>>7974119
More likely than not they just don't want to cut some lettuce and put that shit in when most people wouldn't care otherwise

>>7974119
>my dorm
Disregarded. Come back when you're a little older and less retarded.

How would that even work? You'd need to tear apart the quesadilla to just put the lettuce in.

Most people when they say lettuce they are thinking iceberg and according to healthfags it is empty calories. That's why so many fastfoods have switched over to inferior lettuces.

>>7974119
It's a quesadilla, basically a grilled cheese sandwich made with tortilla's instead of bread. Would you put lettuce on a grilled cheese sammy? No! Why? Because it would turn to mush.

Ask them for some peppers or chicken or something to make it more of a meal.

>>7976239
Chicken is pleb tier. Pieces of grilled steak is the only way to make a quesadilla hearty.

>>7974127
College comes after highschool anon, understandable you'd mix that up though kiddo

>>7976276
He didn't mix up anything. College kids are too young for 4chan. The age limit needs to be upped to 30.

>>7976327
Why are you still on 4chan after age 30?

>>7976833
Why did you even come here if you aren't at least 30 is a better question?

>>7976854
...but why do you come here if you're over 30?

>>7976854
People under 30 come here because they are beta tier faggots and can't enjoy the benefits of being under 30. For instance, socializing, partying, fucking bitches. Instead the under 30s on here are all nice guy friendzoners and they dont really have any other social outlet to get out their aggression and sexual frustration... Which I why the whom site is basically devoted to shit for loser sperg lords.

/ck is one of the more grown up boards because it means you've moved out and started cooking for yourself, but even then....

>fucking fast food threads everywhere

I didn't start posting on here till summer of 09, when I officially outgrew /b upon turning 47

>>7976327
I'm 22. Been here since I was 12.

>>7974119
Lettuce gets salmonella threats pretty constantly. Same with rockmelon

>>7976864
>>7976833
You do know that this website has been around long enough for someone in his mid 30s to have been here since before he was 18, right?

The question is, why do you assume people would just stop using a website randomly?

What's strange is that someone as young as you isn't on 9gag or something instead.

>>7976866
I can't imagine a 54 year old using terms like sperglord and friendzone as casual as I imagine betas in their 20s would. Surreal.

>>7976877
The site hasn't been around that long. It was launched in 2003.

>>7976878
The term "friend zone" has been around since the early 90s at least. That's long enough ago for 40 year olds to have used the term in highschool, and for mid 40s to have used it in college.

Fucking millenials think they invented everything.

>>7976892
This guy gets it.

>>7976887

It's 13 years though, so he's right.

>>7976902
Someone who is 34-36, i.e. mid-30's, would have been 18 from 1998-2000. The site didn't exist before then. It didn't exist until 2003.

>>7976902
>>7976877
Wow millennials really can't do simple math.

>>7976916
2016 - 2003 = 13
17 + 13 = 30

>>7976923
>You do know that this website has been around long enough for someone in his mid 30s to have been here since before he was 18, right?
>mid 30s
>35

reread >>7976877

>>7976938
I know. I was saying that post is wrong.

>>7976327
>The age limit needs to be upped to the point where people aren't even able to use the internet properly
apex kek

>>7976945
You should have been replying to >>7976902

>>7976950
Your post would make more sense in 2002. It's 2016; many millennials in their 30s grew up with the Internet.

>>7976950
You'd need to be a boomer to not be able to use the internet properly. I doubt they visit here.

>>7974119
Iceberg lettuce has no nutritional value, It's basically wet squishy fiber to help you poop. However it isn't inherently unhealthy I'm betting it's just a matter that the dorm cafeteria doesn't want to indulge your autistic need to put lettuce on a quesadilla.

>>7976955
I was replying to the post that said millennials can't do simple math. I'm a millennial, and I just did simple math.

>>7976972
>I'm a millennial, and I just did simple math.

You do realize that they were making generalizations, right? They weren't talking about you specifically, so don't take it as a personal attack.

eeeeeeeeeeeeehhh quesadilla

>>7976967
>iceberg lettuce
>squishy
pick one

>>7976986
Obviously the generalization was wrong.

>>7976986
>>7976972
I never know what people mean when they say millennials. Do they mean 25-35 year olds, as the actual definition goes, or do they mean the teenagers of today.

>>7977031
Generations last 20 years, so 15-35 year olds. Gen X is 35-55, boomers 55-75

>>7976871
This

>>7977034
Actually, it's more like 15-34, 35-54, 55-74

>>7977031
Despite the definition on wikipedia they usually mean people who grew up with facebook so not people in their early 30's.

>>7976972
>i'm a millenial

>>7977070
But that's retarded. "Millennial" has been used for longer than Facebook has been around.

>>7977073
Gen Z babby detected

>>7977075
I don't know when they started using millennial but I didn't hear of the name until after smartphones. When I was graduating in 2000 they didn't call us millennials. I remember hearing echoboomer or baby echo. Maybe Gen Y.

>>7977089

I remember a lot of Gen Y. It seemed to fall out of favour for millenials something like 5+ years ago.

>>7977034
>Generations last 20 years
Wow, look at this guy, just pulling random shit out of his ass.

>>7977095
All I know is I have little connection with these people and according to some definitions I'm actually Gen X. In my mind Gen X were the people on real world and road rules when I was growing up or my senior English teacher who was in her mid to late 30's.

>>7977089
>>7977095
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/advertising/story/2012-05-03/naming-the-next-generation/54737518/1
>"No one knows who will name the next generation," says Neil Howe, who, along with his deceased co-author and business partner, William Strauss, is widely credited with naming the Millennials, a generation he figures spans from about 1982 to 2004.
>He knows why. Naming the Millennial Generation back in 1989

>>7977106
It is a commonly accepted definition for a generation but it varies.

>>7977114
>yes but no
Make up your mind, retard.

>>7977110
Definitely don't recall it being in use while growing up.

>>7977106
Read a book.

>>7977119
It doesn't matter if you remember it being in use or not. It's a term that was coined in the 80s, when the first millennials were growing up.

>>7977110

Perhaps so, but as a 30 year old I don't remember hearing the word millenials until I was well out of university. Probably varies based on country too.

>>7977120
Get a brain.

>>7977118
Defining generations is subjective so you won't get an exact answer.

>>7977131
Bait harder.

>>7977132
Yes, and that's why you're retarded.

>>7977124
So some people coined a term no one used until yesterday. That's great I guess.

>>7977143
Your personal lack of awareness of a term does not negate its existence.

>>7977135
If you don't like it, then don't start it. :^)

>>7977144

Would you feel better if someone used the term "common usage" instead?

>>7977157
Ebonics is also in common usage, but that doesn't make it valid. Common is code for uneducated.

>>7977139
The whole point of defining generations today is for finding trends that can be exploited. Those included in a generation need to have some cohesion thus the length of a generation must be flexible. Otherwise the data will be filled with anomalies and therefore useless.

>>7977167
20 years isn't flexible, retard.

How do you say "put lettuice in my fuckin qasudilla" in ebonics

>>7977165
People on the fringes of society are always coining terms. If we are uneducated since we don't know them then not knowing ebonics and other slang would be just as uneducated as not knowing about the existence and origins of millennial.

>>7976276
> Implying college kids aren't stupid immature babies. Good luck with your SJW indoctrination.

>>7977167
You know he's just baiting, right? Stop replying to him, like I did.

>>7977165

If you truly understood the history of the English language, you'd realise how dumb you sound right now.

Or, in ebonics: you is ignant.

>>7977172
bix nood

>>7977178
Ebonics isn't slang; it's a collection of mispronunciation and grammatical errors that niggers and nigger apologists decided to call a dialect.

>>7977184
Mistakes do not a dialect make.

>>7977171
There is no agreement on when a generation begins, ends, or its duration. There isn't even agreement on if all generations are a similar length.

>>7977204
And yet you're still retarded enough to claim that generations last 20 years.

Get the fuck out.

>>7977193
>>7977197
Corruptions facilitate the birth of many new words, dialects, and languages.

>>7977070
I have detected another millennial who doesn't want to be a millennial.

Don't worry bro, I feel you.

>>7977216
20 years is just the common metric for the length of a generation loosely based on human reproduction.

>>7976877
Most people sad enough to use 4chan for such a long time should have suicided by the age of 30.

>>7977197

I take it you think patois is a paste made from liver too.

>>7977222
The term millenial is not just the name of a generation. It is a pejorative term used for little whiny bitches that grew up getting participation trophies, and have had facebook since highschool and college. It just so happens to correspond with people born around 1982 or 83 because those kids had facebook and iPhones in college, and graduated into the beginnings of a depression - failed hard at getting jobs because they walked into interviews acting like they were owed the job since their daddies helped them through college, and generally failed at everything else in life so hard they ended up living with their baby boomer parents. In an attempt to make their lives seem less worthless they mentally misappropriate "cool internet slang" like friend zone and sperg lord thinking that "they" came up with it. But the hilarious thing anmbout that, is that the only way they can be so wrong is if they are mommy and daddies little sheltered bitch babies - which is what leads to the mental need for misappropriation in the first place.

Here I how you figure out if you are a millenial. Are you a whiney bitch? You're probably a millenial right now. The rest of us grew up in a time when we'd get crap slapped for growing up that way, and even if we did - we've grown out of it by now.

Clearly many of the hipster fuck ups in this thread are nerdcore aspy millenial sludge.

>>7977228
I think Jamaicans are dumb, violent niggers.

Are you sure you didnt say "lettuice in that taco"

>>7977222
Problem isn't wanting to be something else but not sharing anything in common with the facebook generation and not understanding them at all.

>>7977232
>dumb, violent niggers
Is there any other kind?

>>7977231
It's also the name of a generation. The reason it became a pejorative term is that so many members of that generation (mine unfortunately) fit the description you just gave.

They are not only the first generation that grew up with facebook, they are the first generation that almost all of them went to college and almost all of them got worthless degrees like Cultural Studies. Additionally they don't seem to want to marry and have families which means that they are flooding the job market with twice the numbers than previous generations with their worthless degrees.

The few of us who were raised by strict parents who didn't put up with bullshit, got real degrees in STEM fields, and moved out of our parents houses after high school or at least college don't like to be associated with them because of how shitty a generation it is.

>>7977231
'82 here. I don't recall people having iphones and facebooks in college before I left in spring of '04. Even myspace was mostly a high school and freshman thing.

>>7977252
>STEM degree
lol, nerd

>>7974119
they're premade silly

>>7977253
'86. My freshmen class was the first college class to have Facebook. Back then it was limited to college students. It was still shit then, but less so.

>>7977258
Enjoy flipping burgers for minimum wage while you do your unpaid internship until you are 30.

>>7977260
Msn messenger. Remember that shit. And icq before it...

>>7977263
lol, said the virgin nerd

>>7977253
You're a fucking millenial (pejorative sense) because you can't do math, cant handle generalization, think you're special, and can't into reading comprehension

>>7977266
Don't forget mIRC

>>7977260
Facebook was not the start of social media. You are millenial scum - you are not a special snowflake.

>>7977281
I didn't say it was the start of facebook... I said that my college class was the first to have facebook.

That does not mean I'm not aware of myspace livejournal and all of its clones, etc.

>>7977278

Dont forget bulletin board systems.

>>7977285
> I didn't say facebook was the start of facebook
> Fuck my life

>>7977286
Don't forget about W.O.P.R.
>would you like to play a game?

>>7977285
The point is... No one gives a shit snow flake. We can do the math and we know when people were born and when they went to college and when that would intersect with an incoming class. We just dont give a shit, and we don't need millenial filth coming in and waving their hands in the sir and saying "look how special my freshman class was" based on some crap that no one cares about. Go tell mommy and daddy, they love you in ways the rest of the world NEVER WILL.

>>7977293
Dr. Falcon pls go.

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>>7976866
Yeah, welcome to 4chan. Sites not really known for being for successful people, no?

>>7977294
This guy is really mad at someone who agrees with him.

>>7977300
>Proffesor Falken

Fml

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This is now a Gen Y nostalgia thread.

>>7977316
>vhs

Betamax pls.

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>>7977316

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90's haute cuisine, probably just as delicious as iceberg lettuce on a cafeteria quesadilla

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>>7977316

>>7974119
>Why would lettuce on a quesadilla not be good for you?
http://www.about-ecoli.com/ecoli_outbreaks/news/is-it-safe-to-eat-lettuce-amid-e.-coli-outbreak/#.V63tUXdBqZc

>>7977345
I don't remember ever seeing this.

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I like how this thread started out being about lettuce on quesadillas and almost immediately devolved into a generation war. polite sage for off topic.

>>7977348

It understandably did not last very long.

>>7976877

Kill yourself

>>7977356
No you

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>>7977226
You can expect that length to shorten due to the idiocy that is todays society... Like what 14-15 year olds having kids now? Generations are getting fucked and stupider as we keep reproducing.


On another note. Lettuce does not belong on a quesadilla OP. Maybe on the side as a salad but not in it. It hust makes it gross.

>>7977345
The green one was better.

>>7977227
>tfw you've been coming here since 2004 and you're 29

>>7974119
because college is not a place of higher learning, it is a place where leftists retards get to exert their power fantasies over young and impressionable minds.

>>7976866
why do you have to be so mean? are you one of those under 30 beta faggots?

>>7976950
Honestly the internet should only be for people between the ages of 27-37 and the age range should increase incrementally yearly as I continue to age.

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>>7978919

>>7974119
why not just get 2 quesadillas and put lettuce between that? maybe with some sour cream too.

>>7978907
>t. someone who gets their impression of college from alex jones

People who go into college liberal stay liberal, and people who go into college conservative stay conservative. There's no brainwashing, dipshit.

>>7978294
>today's
Well, all society except the past century and a half, to be more precise.

>>7976866
>/ck is one of the more grown up boards because it means you've moved out and started cooking for yourself
Ha ha, I wish. I just neet and cook for my mom.

>>7979788
>people's opinions and outlooks can't change
>people's opinions and outlooks can't change when they are in a different environment
>people's opinions and outlooks can't change when they make different acquaintances

Don't make much sense

>>7979788
I went to college liberal and left conservative, mostly because I have 0 sincere political beliefs, and I'm a contrarian faggot who likes to argue.