Hi /ck/, I'll be trying out the tasting menu at Nel Restaurant

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>>7973063
She doesn't eat alone though, she's usually with a man REEEEEEEEEEEE

i'll be leaving a suspicious package outside Nel restaurant in 15 hours.
watch this space!

>>7973085
t. Joe Sixpack

>>7973085
>>>/McDonald's/

>>7973166
Can you translate that into English? I don't speak /pol/

>>7973063
>>7973070
Flying this round solo, nerds

>>7974027
Borneo! :) I welcome the anger you are surely to cause

>>7974044
It warms me cockles

are summer dresses smart casual?

>>7974079
Post pic of yourself in the dress pls
Front back and sides
Then we can advise you

>>7974083
>fapping intesifies

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>>7974083
either this

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>>7975336
or this

the choice is yours /ck/

>>7975336
>>7975349
Whichever one fits, fatty. Ching chong.

>Borneo
Is that the homely overweight chink or the swarthy skeltal faggot?

>>7975353
The former. The latter is Sceack or whatever.

>>7975353
does it matter, really

>>7975349
can we see you modeling them? it would help a great deal
it's really about how the body fills out the dress, one one woman a classy dress could be filthy whorish, and on another demure and classy could go both ways, with both dresses
btw nothing wrong with showing a little skin
we're here for you Borneo

>>7975358
Just tell her you wanna fug, homo.

>>7975358
dont have a full length mirror

imagine a sack of potatos and you've got a good approximation

>>7975370
Lol, you're so gross.

>>7975370
>imagine a sack of potatos and you've got a good approximation
Thanks, I'm hard now
Post calves

This might be a Maltese craft supply indexing site but this board is about fast food and pizza rating.
Get back on topic, thanks.

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>>7975376
:3

>>7975378
these are barely legal so delete ur browser history after ok?

>>7975381
gonna head out there now

>>7975381
Attention whoring is okay if a woman does it b

>>7975336
I like this one better but idk what the atmosphere of the place is like.

>15 hours
>better reserve my spot on /ck/!
kys
Nah, not really. It's a shitty enough board that it doesn't matter, and I like that you're excited.

>>7975411
Me neither but I'll go with that

>>7975411
The atmosphere probably won't effect his pseudo-vaginas Natural flora that much as long as he dilated properly.

>>7975415
"She" has nothing else to live for.

>>7975426
Tbqh I live for fnatic winning TI6 right now but food is always cool

>>7975415
Gotta give the shitposters a head start ay

>>7975480
Post tits or kindly fuck off

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We're here ladies and gents

>>7975524
Are your nether regions glistening with excitement, the slightest tweak on your engorged clitoris ready to propel you into orgasmic bliss?

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Got a nice euro waiter and the corner seat
They've got a cool open kitchen too

>>7975527
Replace clitoris with appetite and you got it
Fuck I'm hungry

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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Here's the starter, grilled baby corn with pecorino and chilli

Bretty gud

Got a lavender cranberry mocktail too

>>7975543
wtf isn't that a waste of kernels???

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Rosemary scone with butter and onion chutney
Chef must be English

>>7975548
Yea I hope the staff get to take whatever they want home after

I saved a photo of Borneo on my laptop and showed it to my mother and told her we were dating.

>>7975543
>>7975564
how much has some fucking corn and a piece of bread cost you lmao

>>7975575

>hes never heard of a tasting menu before

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Rainbow trout crusted with grains and tartare on a cracker in pea soup

Didn't know you could eat trout raw, it was excellent

>>7975572
I hope your mum approves

>>7975575
Too much

>>7975582
>I hope your mum approves

She thinks you look like a sweetie

>>7975582

So what'd you think of the raw trout?

>>7975575
Her threads are pretty much the height of stupidity, vanity, and pretension.

>>7975582
>raw
Looks cured senpai

>>7975591
Doesn't really matter. It is sliding into a puddle of sick.

How the fuck are you supposed to get full eating this shit?

>>7975590

Her threads that aren't slightly cringe live posting from Michelin star restaurants she spent months saving up for (which how could you possibly dislike), they're about mundane shit like grapes or her love of root beer.

She's one of the only namefags that there's actually very little reason to hate.

>>7975575
>>7975589
>>7975590
>>7975593
>>7975594
>being angry because other people are eating things you can't afford

>>7975593
>Le american that is disgusted at the sight of green food

simply ebin

>>7975586
Daaaw that's very nice of her

>>7975589
It's nice and mild, no fishiness at all. I like it

>>7975591
The tartare on the right is raw, it's got a natural trouty flavour

>>7975594
She's a midge and there are many courses.

>>7975582
>Raw fish and smashed peas into goop

>Retards actually pay premium prices for this hipster garbage


I would literally be more satisfied eating at Sonics for $10

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>>7975572
>>7975353

Let me see please

>>7975594
Before the meal is done she'll be waddling off at a swift gait to the lavatory with the hershey squirts to make room for the final courses. She really is just that disgusting of a person.

>>7975594
There's a lot of courses although the individual portions are small. I've never walked away hungry from one of these meals

>>7975596
This place is much cheaper, 5 courses for 45AUD

>>7975615
I post on 4chan duh

>>7975564
He is English, and all his training was in English restaurants. I wonder why he went to Sydney, Australia is where food goes to die.

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>>7975582
>Too much

fair enough. does look good though.

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Barramundi and broccoli with gnocchi, mussels and a nice garlicky chive sauce

Peeeerfectly crispy skin on the fish and a nice combination of flavours

>>7975633

>45 aud
>34.56 usd

Why do 'strayans always complain about how expensive food is there? That's a crazy good deal.

>>7975645
that broccoli looks great, not sure why that caught my eye.

>>7975642

...the New York Times recently published an article saying the best croissants in the world are made in Melbourne

>>7975654
...because people travel the fucking world to eat the best flaky bread known to mankind.

>>7975654
wow, wow, oh my fucking god I need to totally reevaluate my life now

tonights desert: fermented chocolate mouse served on Borneo's booty hole

>>7975642
Ha I ducking knew it
The selection at grocery stores isn't great but I love the variety of asian restaurants here

>>7975644
45 bux isn't the end of the world tho

>>7975649
Everything else is expensive as heck, this is the cheapest place with decent reviews I could find

>>7975652
It was great, haven't tried this species of broccoli before

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>finish making vegetable soup
>settle down to eat it while watching this thread
>tfw knifework is ugly and brutish, vegetables are lumpen monstrosities
>tfw will never eat dinner somewhere this nice
>tfw will never have dinner with Borneo
>tfw will never be as pretty as Borneo
>tfw crying into your soup
>it needed a bit more salt anyways

>>7975655

yes some people do travel the world in search of the best food

>>7975658

Melbourne and Sydney have some of the best restaurants and chefs in the world, and Australia has excellent produce of all kinds. You definietly should reevaluate your stance on food "coming here to die"

for a country of only 20 something million we have 3 of san pellegrinos top 100 restaurants

>>7975668
You're prettier than Borneo anon
I love you

>>7975671

What does borneo look like? Is she qt?

>>7975678
I don't know and I don't care
anon it's a random on an image board pls

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Mint cream and chocolate and brownies
Basically a very fancy after eight

>>7975668
Hey don't be sad I'll take you out to eat if you live in Denver?
It's not hard to find nice places to eat, tasting menus are getting more and more popular so with a bit of googling and research you can easily find someplace to go

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>>7975678

qt

>>7975678
She's a 5.5/10 slightly overweight Asian

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>>7975686
Look at that pretty mint cream

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Guava caramel with pistachios wrapped in edible rice paper

A nice sweety finish off, not too sweet but very satisfying

>>7975703

That actually sounds like a really nice little finisher.

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>>7975678

>>7975707
Yeah it was perfect, I let the caramel slowly melt away to almost nothing in my mouth, then crunched up the pistachios with it

>>7975716

Cute. I would ask her out if i ever saw such a girl browsing /ck/

>>7975716
>browses /ck/
>Adorable derp face
>is an honest to god namefag
I'd ask her out in a second

>>7975703
How much did you tip? This is important to know if I'm going to fantasize about marrying you.

anybody have pictures from earlier in the thread?

>>7975766

Try scrolling up.

>>7975768
no pictures of op only borneo

>>7975748
10% but only because service was really good

I don't believe in tipping willy nilly

>>7975766
Everything is in this thread

>>7975771

Borneo is the OP, dum dum.

>>7975775
fug

>>7975777
Lold

YES YES I CAN FEEL THE HATE

I know it's in sydney but did you have to choose 2 fish dishes?

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>>7975824
I had the option to choose a beef dish but it had beetroot which I'm not a fan of
I like the fresh fish here, maybe I'll go get sashimi at the fish market later

On an unrelated note is it worth grinding tons of commons in this park or are nests profitable enough that it's worth an hour long trip to hunt down some Dratini?

>>7975845
>Get asked a pokemon go quesetion by Borneo

I've never played. I'd ask my children but its past their bedtime. This is awkward.

>>7975845

>is it worth grinding tons of commons in this park or are nests profitable enough that it's worth an hour long trip to hunt down some Dratini


wat?

>>7975849
That's alright, bless their little hearts. You should give it a go, it's a great family activity. I took my mum pokemon hunting and she caught a super rare Snorlax in like five minutes

>>7975851
Basically boils down to should I settle for easy but common pokemon or literally go the extra miles for the chance at something rare

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itt: beta orbiting middle aged faggots who are either alone or with putrid hambeasts obsessing over a literal namefag whore using her gender as a means to garner attention on 4chan outside of /b/

and reddit is the worse site

>>7975884
I'm just jealous of the food, man

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>>7975888
I'll post some more of the stuff I've eaten here

An ice pop in soda at a Japanese place

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>>7975899
Whoops that's curry laksa

>>7975858
Catch any of the commons you see. They'll add up to a good chunk of experience as you only get 100 per Pokemon regardless of rarity. Also you get a ton of their candy which you can save up and then pop a lucky egg and evolve like 20 pidgeys. That's what I do at least. If you want rarer Pokemon go ahead an drive. I wouldn't do it solely for that, but if you got time to kill then why not. You'll collect the rarer Pokemon with time.

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Mango mousse with yuzu gel on a caramelised almond biscuit

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>>7975914
The inside

>>7975911
Fair enough, when the hype wears off there'll be less lures to go around

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Gigantic fried squid

Didn't try it tho

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Delicious yum cha

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Emperor cream puffs

They're incredible and made fresh to order
There's always a line though

>>7975774
>10% tip for good service
Woah m8 gr8 b8 8/8

>>7975911
>20 pidgeys
60 is the most you can do in half an hour, 45 is more likely due to lag and the game being slow in general.

>>7976200
45 evolutions max?

>>7976338
We have a pokemon board for this shit. Take it there.

>>7976341
They have a disturbing amount of lewds

>>7976591
That's not our problem.

>>7975601
>using the poorfag meme
She won't fuck you for standing up for her.

>>7976658
>using the "women aren't vending machines that you put kindness coins into and the sex falls out" meme
She won't fuck you for standing up for her either, go back to /r9k/

>>7976666
I wasn't standing up for that fat attention whoring chink. Borneo threads are pure cancer.

>>7976669
Are you the guy who used to patrol for "food from japan" threads?

I'm glad you found a new home for your lonely rage, anon

>>7976684
No, but one time I posted a bunch of Hiroshima and Nagasaki pictures in one of those threads, just for the laff. It made me giggle.

>>7976687
That's quite sad, anon. I hope life gets better for you.

when will this fucking photographing your dinner meme fuck off and die.

its embarrassing. you should feel embarrassed

>>7976746
When photography dies.

So many triggered pussies in this thread. Nice food OP but pics could use better lighting.

>>7976752
well hurry it the fuck up - honestly

>>7976742
Why is it sad? It was funny.

>>7976754
Only one pussy in this thread, and she didn't even post her smelly yellow butthole.

>>7975904
IS THAT GARI GARI KUN?

Nice thread. All that poorfag rage is hilarious too.

>>7976936
But Borneo is a poorfag.

>>7972930
>probably sharing the pics live.

Why? Put your fucking phone down. You don't need it to eat.

>>7976943
But how else will she get attention from beta orbiters and poorfags?

>>7976944
Social eating on twitch

>>7976965
She clearly only has enough money to do this irregularly. Pathetic.

>>7976976
That's what subscriptions, donations, twitch ads, and patreon are for.

>>7976944
The only attentionwhore here is you. All OP's done is post food related content while you mewl desperately for validation and agreement.

>>7979005
>while you mewl desperately for validation and agreement.
kekked at the image

also I wish she'd post more pictures of herself

>>7979005
>attention whoring anonymously
I don't see how that's possible.

>>7979013
That's what happens when you have nothing at all to offer, so you parrot memes blindly in the hopes other anons will acknowledge you.

You see it in the jack, joey etc threads most commonly.

>>7979008
I agree, but as long as she keeps on contributing food posts all's well.

>>7979025
She's ugly and fat. Why do you want to see more pictures of her? There's plenty of chubby Asian porn on the Internet.

>>7979082
Porn is gross, why would you want to see someone naked who is willing to get naked and show off their naked body?

Women stop being attractive when they're obviously willing to be sexual

The only sex related feelings a female should have are shame and fear

>>7979092
Are you just memeing, or are you actually some kind of /r9k/ virgin retard?

>>7979096
I've had sex with several women if that's what you're asking
I stand by my words, you can feel free to justify why unappealing behavior is somehow arousing to you. Obviously there are people who get aroused by tattoos and shitting and members of the same sex, so I'm open minded enough to accept that some men think behaving like a streetwalker is what good women do

>>7979110
kek, 10/10 autist impression

>>7975336
this one. the other one looks too casual and urban. post fit idiot. sincerely, /fa/ pre 2011.

>>7975669
Take it easy, hombre. We all know that Australia is of European character and is in the top 10% of humanity. No need to go on the offense.

n e l
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>>7979134
That dress looks more casual than the other though.

>>7979082
Jealous fatty detected.

>>7975572
Maybe I need to do this. Every time I talk to her on the phone my mom drops some "subtle" hint about when am I going to have babies