I'm hungry. The closest food item near to you will

>>7972594
A shaker of cayenne pepper.

Rice omelette with Maasdam cheese and bell peppers
But I ain't giving my breakfast to some Anon

Cockroahes

off brand captain crunch

>>7972602
I thought turks were range banned

diet ginger ale and pizza flavored goldfish crackers.

>>7972616
I guess so, he keeps following me. Now he sleeps under my bed.

>>7972621
Sounds like a refugee problem. Have you thought about entering him in the Olympics?

>>7972594
My dogs kibble.

box of cornstarch

>>7972629
He would win longjump. 11 mtrs ahead some rotten meat.

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Take your pick. It's a virtual smorgasbord.

Toothpaste

>>7972594
scrape your fucking tongue!

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>>7972647
clean up your life and call your mom you hippie

>>7972647
Its filth, I tells you, filth.

>>7972594
>go to HEB
>like to try those random sodas
>grab a clear one, says strawberry kiwi.
>grab a Bai dragonfruit water
>put both in the freezer
>play some vidya and come for them
>the kiwi one is disgusting
>read the label for the kiwi one

ITS FUCKING "INFUSED" WATER
I thought it was soda
realize my fuck up
its some hipster shit
>its vegan
fuck
you can have this shit op
brand is Hint

>water infused with strawberry kiwi and other natural flavors from non-GMO plants. 0 calories. unsweetened. best enjoyed chilled. born in san fransisco.

it tasted like watered down strawberry flavored water.

>>7972658
HEB sells some goo cream soda and yellow cake. but yeah they sell hipster trash too. overall wal mart and sellers bros is cheaper

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>>7972656
edible filth?

>>7972647
dude weed lmao

>box of instant coffee

knock yourself out champ

yogurt residue from my bowl, semi-licked by the dog

I miss my old xbox 360 controller, tho the new one is fine, too

>>7972647
what the fuck do you need two screens for?

Oatmeal

Theres a lot of mens scent? Is that instead of taking a shower?

>>7972890
For scrolling 4chan and watching HIMYM. Is it not obvious?

Dried fish and black coffee

>>7972647
>Leaving checks out where you can see the account numbers.

Either fruit snacks or doritos.

>>7972890
Spoken like a true one-screen pleb. Get a second monitor and you will never be able to go back

>>7972594
My cum, enjoy op

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Welcome to it I guess

It's been sitting by my desk for a week

>>7972594
A packet of Fire sauce from Taco Bell
Just a couple inches closer than the bag of trail mix

>>7972897
judging by the tongue, yes

lucozade energy tablets, pack half-eaten

go right ahead

Half a can of warm, flat beer from last night.

>>7972594
An odd fruit-flavored Chinese candy. The only English on it is "classic series"

>>7972594
a nice IPA

Toast crumbs

the toe nails that i just spat out

Off brand Fritos and some hummus covered bits of spinach

Warm oatmeal and a mug of tea

>>7972594
a Banquet dinner, you poor bastard

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>>7972594

>>7972594
Half of a case of PBR

>>7975535
unpin all that garbage from your taskbar you stupid fuck

>>7972594
an old cat treat

A pack of toast chee.

>>7972594
Coca Cola

>>7972594
A handle of Barcadi

>>7972594
Some shitty peanuts I got from a gas station

CBD caramel chocolate marijuana edibles

>>7972890
Retard

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>>7972647
nice

>>7972594
An expired can of chicken noodle soup

>>7972647
hey I have the same keyboard

>>7972594
... the cumrag or the cat?

A jizzy tissue
Open wide, anon!~

Strawberry, banana, blueberry, and pineapple smoothie with an egg in it.

>>7972594
a mix of thyme, salt and lemon cest

>>7972594
a weiner :^)

>>7972594
half a jar of ginger paste

enjoy

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>>7972594
What has been seen cannot be unseen

>>7972594
Buy a tongue scraper you sick fuck

>>7977597

I bet you love your unitaskers, dont you?

What's wrong with using a toothbrush?

>>7972594
You have tonsil stones

>>7972594
Thanks for showing us your thrush.

enjoy a can of vitamin D pills

deez nuts

There's some cum on my shirt, go for it

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its
chicken ramen with pastrami, cashews, hallapinos, and pickle juice

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>>7978348

>hallapinos

5 Lara bars of varying flavors. I'm looking forward to the ones with coconut and chocolate, so you can have... Cashew Cookie.

Yeesh, I actually didn't notice that the only ingredients in it are cashews and dates, I'm trading it out tomorrow for another coconut bar.

>>7972594

That looks like a whole uncooked chicken

>>7972594
Crumbs from the last piece of peach pie I got for grandma's birthday. Enjoy I guess

Nothing.

>>7972594
Listerene.
Trust me, you need it