Why does cutting a sandwich from corner to corner make it taste

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>>7966988
step it up

triangles are just more aesthetic to the eye and easier to fit in your mouth.

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>>7966988
It's something to do with the square root of 2 being irrational

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Because I'm less concerned about getting food in my beard when each bite is a sharp corner and not a stupid long straight edge.

>>7966999
The why are penises tubular?

There's only one nasty corner bite on a triangle so nicer eating experience

Dunking

>>7967005
No amount of beard can hide that babyface.

Corner for a cooked sandwich, straight across for an uncooked samdwich

You know it to be true

>>7966988
I feel like cutting diagonal makes it a shitload easier to eat

>>7967006
Its just a spun triangle

>>7967006
Speak for yourself.

It doesn't. It just makes it easier to eat. Enhanced experience = more enjoyment

>>7966988
Straight across is always superior.

It provides a better distribution for most ingredients based on their normal placement.

>>7967021
The corner bite is the best part, fuck you.

>>7966994
Great method to have your sandwich fall apart. You can't hardly dip a 4x either and I'm not putting sticks in my food.

>>7966988

It doesn't change the taste but it streamlines the actual eating because acute angles are easier to fit in your mouth.

>>7966988
because you have the mind of a fucking 4 year old

>>7967031
This

>>7966988
>cutting your sandwiches
Fucking children. Do you still let mommy tie your shoes?

>>7968168
Cutting sandwiches diagonally gives better presentation. I don't cut them at home, but I would if I were making one for someone else.

>>7967047
this is correct

>>7967897
>dipping
>I also enjoy cock

>>7968168
This. Whenever I've cut a sandwich I make, it ends up falling apart because I can't grip it and hold everything together.

the lizard people have bred us to take pleasure in the sight of triangles. that's why all the stuff you buy has triangles on it!

>>7968685

Either you don't know how to make a balanced sandwich, or you don't know how to take care of your knives and mangle everything you try to cut.

The thought of eating an uncut sandwich is almost as disgusting as the thought of putting an uncut dick in my mouth; it's simply uncultured.

>>7968719
Kek I don't even know what to respond with. Okay, the only sandwich that needs to be cut is a sub. A normal sandwich doesn't really fucking matter either way. There you go. Talk about aesthetic or amount of crust all you want but I'm still eating my sandwich. A sub from a restaurant? It HAS to be cut or it's actually not easy to eat or practical. Normal sandwich don't need to be cut for any good reason that if your a child.

>>7966988
Same reason why eating a watermelon slice is easier when it's cut into a triangle instead of a half circle

>>7968685
toothpicks, nigga

>>7968740

A sub/baguette sandwich is pretty much the only type of sandwich that Doesn't need to be cut.

>>7968743
Holy shit why have I been overlooking this

>>7968740
I haven't seen someone be this wrong on here in a long time.

If it can't be cut from corner to corner then it's not a sandwich.

Hamburger btfo.
Captch needs to be rewritten.
This is a game changer!

>>7968685
have you tried using your hands instead of your feet?

>>7968717
Go back to /x/, fag.

>>7968753
this

>>7968168
I literally cut ALL my sandwhiches. Only a virgin neckbeard faggot would eat a whole sandwhich without cutting it first.

>>7968879
*sandwiches

>>7968879
*sandwich

>>7968879
Do you cut your burgers too?

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>>7968941
Problem?

>>7968769
what about a hoagie?
or a chicken sandwich?

>>7966988
Reminder Ramsay says in his chip-butty video to never slice at an angle.

>>7968948
>tumblr
no problem on my end, miss!

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>>7968948
There's no beetroot on that burger so of course I got a fucking problem.

>>7966988
there's more surface area of the inner sandwich revealed, which makes it more pleasing visually. it's a presentation thing

it's not actually tastier, but it makes it look better.

You can't properly dip square sandwiches in ketchup or mayo.

>>7970190
>dip square sandwiches in ketchup
>dip sandwiches in ketchup
>dip in ketchup

why

>>7970208
Same reason you dip anything in ketchup.

>>7970464
>Same reason you dip anything in ketchup

Lubrication

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>>7966994
toothpicks in a sandwich always makes it taste better.

>>7968979
Reminder that Ramsay is too lazy to stir his pasta every now and then and puts olive oil in the water to save him the effort.

>>7970646
Reminder that Ramsey never actually played football and he's a huge fucking liar.

>>7970662
Reminder that Ramsey killed his dad.

>>7970639
Quoted for truth.

>>7970686
Reminder that Ramsay sold nuclear secrets to the Soviets to subterfuge the West.

cutting in half vertically is superior, gives symetrical halves. gtfo w/ ur BS propaganda OP.

>>7970190
W... what?

If they are cut into rectangles, there was no reason to make the cut in the first place, you already had a rectangle.