>"That'll be $32.99! Thanks for coming to the state

Because you buy it you fucking retard. Do you expect a business to intentionally make less money?

>>7960852
Make your own funnel cake. If you can make a batter and fry deep fry something, you can make a funnel cake.

Because even though it's made by a bunch of inbred gypsies unwilling to get a respectable career; you're supporting local businesses... or something

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>>7960856
>he buys $30 funnel cakes

>>7960852
>image.jpg

>>7960869
In this made-up fantasy OP concocted, the funnel cake was very clearly bought.

>>7960888
How'd it taste Mr. Trips

>>7960852
Fairs are about excess when it comes to food for some reason

>>7960852
It's only 5-10 for one, here in california

>>7960852
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/captive-audience

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Because "the fair only comes once a year," anon.

Same reason why a big ass bag of kettle corn goes for $20.

>>7960852
>WHY!!! WHY DOES THE FAIR DO THIS??? I JUST WANT A FUNNEL CAKE

It's to punish you for being so inept you can't make your own funnel cake at home.

>>7960852
>WHY DOES THE FAIR DO THIS?
Because it's a gimmick situation, and businesses in that situation always charge a premium. Amusement parks, tourist traps, state fairs, music festivals and the like are all places where people line up to overpay for food, because they're a captive audience, and providing them food is a pain in the ass.

If that annoys you don't go to such places, or if you do don't plan on eating there.

>>7962499
Hey fuck you pal I'm not gonna stop being fat because it's expensive.

>>7962512
Being fat is cheap.