No one actually drinks slime slurry shakes, right? They are just

>>7926248

It's pretty common. People drink them.

It looks like "grass clippings from Javier's job" the drink.

>>7926248
wow that slut has a neat fashion taste

>>7926257
zing

>>7926248
>meme
Dictionary time.

i do, i think they taste yummy and i always take a nice shit after drinking one

>>7926276

You must be new here. Here anything that's popular is automatically called a meme. So is anything that the poster doesn't like.

>>7926248
I'd maker her drink my slime slurry.

I just had one not more than thirty minutes ago.
It had apple, pineapple, mango, banana, kiwi, cucumber, spirulina powder, spinach, broccoli, barley grass, wheatgrass and dulse which, while not being kelp, is still a type of seaweed.
The spirulina powder makes it kinda slimy.

>>7926282
Actually in op's sense of the word it refers to any pretentious fad that the participant doesn't sincerely believe in or like of their own volition. Basically they are following the memes of a subculture which deviates from the status quo only to stay in the good graces of that subculture which typically come and go.

I want to slime all over those lips and tits.

>>7926248
I do spinach kale and seasonal fruit along with protein mix and 2 eggs and toast 500 cal and satiated me for my 1400 calorie lunch another shake for dinner with maybe a steak 500 call after my workout.

Nice tendies.

>>7926336
Yuck.

Why not food?

>>7926296
No, I think OP is using it in the sense where it means that something isn't meant to be taken seriously.

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bitch looks so different now

>>7926248

Have you ever tried one? They're really good. Get yerself to a juice bar, OP. It's pricey, but live a little.

>>7926352
That post was by the OP.

>>7926391
No, that one was

>>7926367
Thankfully nothing like this exists here.

>>7926394
These were by me, the op.
>>7926248
>>7926257
>>7926296
>>7926391

>>7926406
OP here. This man is lying.

>>7926428
How did you know? It is as if you backtraced me.

>>7926453
I'm a very experienced shitposter, going on ten years now.

>>7926466
Only ten? I have been at this for nearly 20, son.

>>7926554
4chan hasn't existed that long :^)

>>7926571
>implying 4chan predates shitposting
Look at this newfag.

I bet you think the Internet and the WWW are the same thing, too.

>>7926399

F L Y O V E R
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>>7926577
Anon, we're talking about shitposting in a 4chan environment by using the posting system here :^)

It's like you can't even pay attention :^)

>>7926367
they're shit much like you're opinions

>>7926582
Sometimes it is good to be flyover though actually I am in a downstate suburb.

>>7926362
makeup. her body is much better though. she's still very young. i'd say a few more years and she'll be super model status

>>7926362
ayy lmao

>>7928579
It probably also has something to do with the fact that she's not training to be as lean and tone as possible. Women look better with a little fat.

>>7926248
it's always sort of a bummer when a girl with great bone structure has those hangy flap tits

>>7926324
>fake tits
>fake lips

why not just fuck vaseline? same sensation

>>7926248
David Wolfe has 7 million fans on facebook, of course people do this

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>>7926248
made this a few times, very nice, but i always made it too thick with spinach

>>7926248
>pureed food
Why? How is this better or more healthy???

I'd pump a slug of slime slurry so far up her cunt she wouldn't walk for a week.

>>7931914

It's not, but could be more convenient or tasty, so people are more likely to eat their veggies.

>>7931871
t. virgin

>>7931871
>why not just fuck vaseline?

Because I'm not a socially inept, shut-in fuck like you?

>>7931965
>>7931970
look how pathetic you two are. Enjoy jacking off to girls that wont touch you maybe you can post another reddit tier zinger about her slime!

>b..bbut I'm not socially inept
he post on 4chan on a saturday

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I must defend the honour of my waifu

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>>7931974

>Sat at 1pm.

And? It's not like you pick up women at lunch

>>7931986
Women are literally everywhere except your basement. Fucking dipshit.

>>7926248
I want to see this whore get blacked.

>>7931994
cuck

>>7926248
is that kamilla i think that's his/her name

>>7926248
i add large amounts of spinach to my protein shakes so in that way there pretty good

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i do, tons of berries (raspberry, blueberry, blackberry, strawberry), greek yogurt (don't worry you won't be able to taste it), milk, banana (will overpower the taste), spinach and ice. sometimes I'll add almonds too.
WHY do i drink this slop? because if I'm working for 10 hours, I don't have time to take a break to have a snack, but drinking this in 10 minutes gives me what I need.

>bumping with more mckayla

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>>7933353

>using ice instead of frozen bananas

>>7926248
Blending fruits contains less benefits than actually biting and chewing your fruits, then swallowing it.

Your digestive system was not meant for a completely liquid diet.

All those long term hospital patients on liquid diets end up needing help fixing their digestive process after they get out of the hospital so they can eat normally again.

>>7933353
Sounds like way too much sugar.

And sugar isn't great if you want energy that lasts a long time and since you claim you work 10 hours straight, sugar is not good enough to help you work through that shit.

I suggest you ditch your shakes and eat a lot of meat and fat instead.

Buying a stack of st louis style ribs from Costco and eating a banana or another fruit along with 3 ribs would be a better snack for you.

Just as long as you eat meat.

Don't be like Steve Jobs with his all fruit diet.

>>7933855
gay

>>7926248
Many people in the "health nut" community frown upon drinking calories, so I'd wager that these types of drinks are for lazy people who don't research health foods and just consume whatever sounds healthy to them.

>>7926248
Why would a bunch of fruit and vegetables suddenly become not healthy just because they got put in a blender together?

>>7933909
>Your digestive system was not meant for a completely liquid diet.
Nobody in this thread said otherwise, retard.

>>7926339
Much easier/faster way to get your nutrients. Especially after exercising, and they don't taste bad you sperg

>>7926595
You say that like it's not flyover.

>>7931907
>buying plastic fucking bags of spinach

It costs like 80 cents a pound vs. the $3 for 12 oz those bags charge. Are people THIS retarded?

>>7933913
Berries and bananas aren't an insane
amount of sugar.

>>7934393
anyone who buys fresh vegetables is cuck tricked by the food jew.

>>7926248
>>7933353
Getting a boner on a food board.

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>>7933913
too much sugar? but we've been taught to consume 7-9 servings of fruit and vegetables per day, and if there is too much sugar from berries and bananas, how much more sugar am i getting by eating what is recommended?
Like I said before, it's about TIME management. If I could sit and have a few ribs I would. It's about the convenience of having a drink.

>bumping with more mckayla

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>>7935247
>>7926248
Video of her shitting on a towel when?

>>7934432

kys my man

>>7935254
urban legend

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>>7926248
>>7935247
Guys, guys.......fuckin' is this bitch in pic related the same bitch as in the OP?
WTF mang

>>7926248
Imagine her shits

hmmm mmm mmmmm

>>7935345
>urban legend
The term you are struggling with is Urban Myth you clueless cunt.

>>7935420
wrong

>>7926248
When I had my wisdoms pulled and couldn't chew, these and other such shakes were a daily thing for me - ironically, despite being a 'health food', they made me feel sick and I threw up one time

Not as bad as you think in terms of taste though

>>7935447
Thats not ironic at all.

>>7935482
How is it not?

>supposed to be good for you
>induces vomit

>>7926248
I quite enjoy throwing a bit of arugala or spinach into my smoothies. Adds a lightness to it.