Which mayonnaise brand do you use? I used Hellman's but

>>7901132
Dukes, on the rare occasion that I have mayo.

>>7901132
I use Foodwishes mayo, whipped with an immersion blender.
If you live in country where you can safely eat raw eggs, just blend it yourself. It takes <5 minutes and you can make it exactly the way you prefer.
I like to go 20% olive oil, 80% neutral, and add a lot of lemon juice.

I use Best Foods because I live West of the Rockies, that's what I grew up with, and aside from homemade I've never tried anything better.

Dukes, weeb mayo, or make it myself.

Put some roasted garlic paste, lime juice, salt, and tarragon in some dukes for a good sauce to put on burgers or w/e. You can try it with other herbs too.

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For virtually any recipe which utilizes mayo, I sub it out for plain greek yogurt. The consistency is similar enough and the flavor usually works a little better. On BLTs and shit that kinda needs dat mayo flavor I just use Kraft

>>7901132
Not big on mayo, but Kewpie or nothing.

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>>7901276
Weebs need to leave

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>>7902636
Fuck off, Kewpie is the shit. I'm not letting some memester get in the way of heaven's jizz.

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>>7902890
>I-i'm not letting some memester get in the way of my ebin weeb meme food!

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kewpie 50% calories > normal kewpie

What "anime" is this

>>7902962
>eating shit tier mayo because he's afraid of being called a weeb

Pathetic

>>7901132
Whatever's cheap, I honestly can't tell the difference

Just make it myself. It's best if it's fresh

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>>7901132
Findus

>>7901132
too eggy. are you absolutely fucking retarded? have you ever made mayonaise? IT'S AN EGG BASED SAUCE YOU MORON. IT'S JUST EGG AND OIL.
It' supposed to test eggy.
stupid clueless fuck about cooking.

on top of that your taste buds are probably dead because of all the shit you probably eat, since hellmans and 95% of the most known mayonaise don't taste like egg at all.

moron.
you triggered me.

>>7903212
>ITS ONLY EGG
>ITS SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE EGG
>BUT IT DOESNT EVEN REMOTELY TASTE LIKE EGG
you slipped up

>>7901132
>and it hardly tastes like real mayonnaise.

But, isn't it
>real mayo?

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>>7901132
You could try vegan mayo if you don't like the egg taste.

As for salt, Hellmann's original has 95mg. Their olive oil version has 90mg. Vegenaise has 85mg. And another vegan brand, Just Mayo has 80mg.

Not that significant a reduction, but it might help.

>>7903212
t. sperging autist that can't read or think

>>7903212
That sounds bland compared to what I use for it. But I am slav

>>7901276
Does anyone have a recipe for Kewpie? That shit is fucking fantastic x 1000000

>>7903266
It's regular mayo, but with more yolks and a generous sprinkling of MSG.

>>7901132
>not making your own mayo as needed
how lazy are you, fucker?

I like kewpie, that shit taste like custard

>>7903300
let's see the mayo you made

>>7903033
But kewpie is shit?

>>7901206
chef john is Daddy

>too eggy
>hardly tastes like real mayonnaise

wh-what

>>7903378

not that anon, but making mayo is seriously fucking easy and quick.

I like my mayo to have a tang to it and not be sweet. What is best mayo for me?

Do not say Miracle Whip, that shit is disgusting frosting

>>7903270
that's me too. nom.
Well.. that or BestFoods.

>>7903489

put some mustard/vinegar in hellmanns

>>7902962
Mate, life gets a lot more enjoyable when you don't let the opinions of the internet dictate what you can and cannot enjoy. Stop being a normie sheeple and make your own decisions.

I've never heard of Dukes. Sounds like some shit brand that would shill on /ck/

>>7901132
Usually I use local brands (Spain)
Tried hellman's once, but it felt nothing like mayonnaise

I thought miracle whip was gonna be like the best mayo ever....I was so wrong.

>>7903547
>but it felt nothing like mayonnaise
>it felt

Were you using it as lube or something?