What the FUCK is pop tart doing? Why do companies feel the need

fuck you the orange ones are awesome

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I like how /ck/ complains about the east having all the different kitkat flavors but then turns around and complains when a western product adds flavors.

Protip poptarts always has a rotating out-in-left-field limited time flavor. This really isn't that much different.

>>7888940
This might be a good time for you to learn that dumb, uncultured white breads are willing and in fact believe they are expected to suspend all judgment whenever thinking about a culture other than their own
>Olive garden is better than Fazollis! No U fuck off my dad works for nintendo! Fazzolis is better than Olive Garden! Here's a 5000 word rant about why!
but then
>I'm not such a big fan of {random asian-themed chain restaurant}
>oh yah? well FUCK YOU second generation chink-chong, here's a video that PROVES old chinese people like it, if anyone dares suggest that any one eastern-theme food is better or worse than any other eastern-theme food they are obviously putting on airs!
This is /ck/, in a nutshell

>>7888962
>>7888940

I only complain about stuff I think is dumb, like root beer poptarts. Post weird foods and stopping meta posting you dumb faggots

>>7888962
This dude is mad as fuck.

>>7889004

I didn't have knowledge of that, but you should post it so I can learn about it. Which is the point of this thread, pls stop meming at me

>>7889023
You've never heard of a root beer flavored lollypop. Pretty sure there are also soda flavored gummy candies. Plus those Euro chocolates for around the holidays which look like booze bottles and contain alcohol in them.

There's no such thing as maintaining the status quo, as a company. If you aren't actively growing, you're dying, so they're constantly looking at new ways to interest people in buying their products.

>>7889041
That's just bullshit from a movie possibly Wallstreet. Literally a meme.

>>7888940
it's objectively different stupid faggot, the east spend's years refining and perfecting its masterful culinary treats while the west throws any garbage at you as flavor

>>7889050
The east thinks whipped cream is the most decadent of cake icings. Trusting them with sweets is pretty stupid.

>>7888962
was any of that english?

>>7889058
Whipped cream is pretty good though.

now that we are all obese and have no self respect or taste buds, food has to have overpoweringly sweet or salty combinations of junk food flavors

food isn't even entertainment anymore, it's spectacle. it's like a car crash that you're drawn to experience in horror

>>7889315
As someone who grew up on whipped cream cakes it isn't.

>>7889331
Diminishing returns hit you like a sack of bricks, I see.

>>7889341
Ah there they are, those gummy soda candies. Didn't one of those soda candies give the feeling of carbonation or was that just pop rocks?

>>7889341
Hehehe. It's a pun on "so delicious". :)

If you don't eat
> wildberry
> strawberry
> blueberry
Then I don't fuck with you

>>7889351
The root beer one did

>>7889353
it's a pun on booty-licious, r-tard

>>7889406
Nah those candies came out when beyonce was still in destinys child

>>7888923
I sure hope they are carbonated or I'll be disappoint.

>>7888923
>Why do companies feel the need to constantly make new shit?
Because that's how marketing works, anon
All of the things you enjoy now were once "new shit"

>>7889545

Coca cola just makes coca cola

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>>7889555
>Yeah okay.