Post your favorite ice cream flavor and something most people

>>7887998
this is an 18+ board.

>>7888049
I know. I still remember when N-Sync was popular and everyone had animal beanie babies. I'm not that young.

>butter pecan
>i'm a serial killer

Rum raisin.
I'm sexually interested in my best friend.

>>7887998
>cherry vanilla
>im a beekeeper

>pistachio
>im in love with maisie williams

Mint chocolate chip
I have a huge penis

Blackberry
I only leave my apartment a couple times a month

>>7888458
How do people not know you're a beekeeper?

>>7888473
a couple of my friends know, i just dont want my family jewing me for honey

>vanilla
>I just want my friend to notice my feelings for him

>Chocolate
>I just want my friend to stop obviously hinting she has feelings for me

>Hokey Pokey Honeycomb
>My girlfriend is a trap and she doesn't know i know but i've known for 2 months

>stracciatella
>I'm probably going to kill myself before the year is out

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Baseball Nut
I'm a fucking liar

>>7888590
Hey, don't do that! I know shit is fucked but that doesn't mean it's going to be that way for the rest of your life you know?

>>7887998
>strawberry
I go on /d/ a lot.

>cookie dough
>I have sadistic tendencies

>cookies and cream
> I want to do an MMF threesome but I don't know how to bring it up to my wife

>>7888671
ask your wife for a threesome
try to imply that it would be MFF by asking her if she has any friends that would be interested
have one of your friend whose dick you want to suck talk to your wife about the threesome
??????
wipe the cum off your chin


>>7887998
>strawberry with crushed oreos
>I'm actually a huge asshole who abandons friends very easily

Coffee
I'm in no hurry to lose my virginity.

>cookies and cream
>I'm worth a little over a million dollars due to recent inheritance, yet I work a shitty job and don't really go out, have friends or spend money on anything

>>7888671
>being a cuck
>such is life in Sweden

>>7888685
>>>I'm actually a huge asshole who abandons friends very easily
How would people not know this? Wouldn't the people who were your friends know this?

Rose water
I have an imaginary friend I talk to when I get lonely, feel anxious or want guidance

>>7888685
no homo man. I don't want to suck any dick. I want her to suck a dick while I fuck her.

>>7888611
this but my favorite flavor is vanilla

>work in an ice cream shop
>thread with possibilities to trend
This will make my shifts more fun

1. Chocolate chip mint
2. I like penis, but I'm not attracted to the male form. I'm pretty sure I'm not gay... I'm not really sure what that makes me

>>7888590
Instead of commiting seppuku, why don't you commit to sudoku?

>>7888712
It just means you're in denial.

Mint chip.
> I landed a foursome.

>>7888712
Pan? Queer(tm)?
/d/ has a place for you.

>>7888712
Gay? Faggy(tm)?
/b/ has a place for you.

>>7888718
No I've tested it by trying to have sex with men, I just couldn't go through with it because I wasn't attracted to them. My favourite type of Porn is compilation of women sucking dick

Mint.
I have an an irrational/perfectly rational hatred of chocolate chips in ice cream.

>>7888728
>>7888733
Why are you samefagging with this?

RAINBOW IS JUST VANILLA + FOOD COLORING

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>>7888746
Actually Superman is just vanilla with food coloring. Rainbow sherbet is tangy and each color has a slightly different taste. Pic related is Superman.

Place by my house has maui wowie sherbert I'm not exactly sure what the flavor is but I think its a mix of lemon, orange, guava, and pineapple
that shit is so goddamn tasty and refreshing

>>7888750
why is it called superman when he doesn't have green on him?

>>7887998
>favorite ice cream flavor
>rainbow sherbet
>sherbet

>>7888750
Looks like something created in the playdoh fun factory.
>>7888803
He was originally a farmer and is weak against kryptonite.

Peppermint
The only kind of massage I like is a foot massage.

>ben and jerry's boston cream pie
>i still suck my thumb and I think about stabbing my future roomate to death as soon as I move in

>cookie dough
>I cannot remember the last time I went a full day without thinking about killing myself

>>7888823
+1 for both ice cream choice and fact about self.

>>7888581

>Dating 2+ months
>Not seen junk yet

?????????

>>7888601
then how can we trust that you're favourite flavour is actually baseball nut?

>>7888486
Give me some of your honey faggot

>>7887998
>butter pecan
>I have untreated depression

Mint chocolate chip
I jacked off to a video of myself jacking off three times

>>7888435
Hi toshino kyouko!

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I collect comics

>Moose Tracks
>I have eczema on my fingernails

Vanilla

I identify as a 2d anime schoolgirl unironically

>>7888579
Hehehe

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>>7887998
>Cake Batter
>I've masturbated while in the same room as my parents and sister multiple times
they never found out

> cookie dough or ben and jerry's cheesecake core
> i love giving blow jobs

>>7888834
You can't.

That actually fits since I choose different kinds a lot, but Baseball Nut is just the most frequent, not my always pick.

>>7888691
Hey.
You looking for an ugly, untrustworthy "trophy" spouse?

>caramel
>I haven't known my true sexual orientation for years

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>>7888750
>Actually Superman is just vanilla with food coloring

Superman ice cream is not vanilla, it's Blue Moon with other food coloring

Blue Moon is not vanilla, it has a mild vaguely but non specific "fruit" taste

>>7889029
That's pretty cool, I didn't know that

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>>7889029
I googled it, blue moon is an artificial "fruity" taste like froot loops or fruity pebbles.
Anyway, this, and superman ice cream, is a midwestern thing.

On the east coast, we do have a flavor called Rainbow Vanilla that is just food coloring.

>>7889049
Is it 20% cooler than regular vanilla?

>>7889029
>Thus the exact combination varies from location to location, typically with vanilla, blue moon, and some other variety of ice cream included. The Stroh's Ice Cream version has blue moon, red pop, and lemon ice creams,[2] while other versions such as those by the Meijer store brand ("Scooperman")[3] and the Hudsonville Creamery & Ice Cream Company ("SuperScoop") versions of Superman ice cream are a mixture of vanilla, blue moon, and black cherry ice creams.

This Superman ice cream intrigues me

>>7887998
>Pitted Date Ice-cream
I've only dated women older than me without thinking about it.

>lime
>I played an electric guitar without a pick for years before I finally decided to take up classical guitar

>Chocolate chip cookie dough
>I punch myself in the head when stressed

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>orange sherbet
>I used to collect coins.

>>7887998
Mint chocolate chip
I like cock

>>7889029
They sell blue moon at a pizza place near me, the sign says nutmeg flavored.

>cookies n' cream
>I've successfully sucked my own dick

peanut butter cup with vanilla base.
I wish I was an anime girl with an anime girlfriend.

Strawberry Cheesecake
I've stolen a used maxipad from my oneitis at a highschool camp and fapped with it

cookies n cream
I wish i never lost a bunch of weight as i love food too much

>>7889363
how does losing weight make you enjoy food less

>Fudge Tracks
>I feel like I have two other people living in my head

>>7889361
I'd love to hear more about this. Just the whole story (how you got it, where you fapped with it [in a cabin, outside, etc.], did you only fap once?, do you regret doing it?, etc.).

>Rocky road with actual marshmallow
>I blame everything on my daddy issues

Cookies and Cream
I went from being into shemale porn to being disgusted by all pornography overnight.

>>7887998
>Butter pecan
>I'm terrified of shaving with a regular razor. I've used an electric on my face as long as I can remember.

Also >>7888888

>Black Raspberry
>I'm an alcoholic

>chocolate chip cookie dough
>I feel like my body and life doesn't belong to me, I'm simply watching someone else's go by

>>7889444

Sounds like depersonalization. Do you deal with depression or anxiety at all? Seriously, talk to a head doc about it, you can get help with that shit.

>>7888830
>not realizing she probably doesnt want me to know she has a dick
>and thats why she hasnt shown me junk yet

>>7889562
>she
>she
>she

its a he

>>7889511
I have a lot of anxiety daily, and seem to have depressive episodes, where I can be suicidal for weeks and then fine for weeks. I've been made aware that it could be denationalization, but in all honesty I've always been uncomfortable talking about myself to others. I tend to wait things out and hope they get better on their own.

>>7889584
>denationalization
why do you hate your country anon

>>7888601
how can we trust that you're actually a liar?

I can't have one favourite. I just can't.
I do like vanilla and mint chocolate chip a lot though.
And I once pissed my bed out of curiousity.

>>7889595
were you curious if you could do it or curious what it would look/feel like

>>7889584

As someone who has always been reluctant to be completely open with anyone about mental illness, please, trust me, things will get better if you start going to therapy, seeing a psychiatrist to get on the right meds, or both.

It's hard as fuck to confide in someone else when it comes to something you bury and wait out each time it acts up or messes with how you feel or think.

The hardest thing is handing over some level of trust to another person, I still struggle with it. But, I'm better off now than I was before.

Give it a chance, please, it gets easier. You just have to make the first step, and you can.

>peppermint
>starting to have some brain/memory problems, but I keep forgetting to make/go to my doctors appointments

>>7889603
Yes.
No regrets.

Blue Moon

I hope Trump wins

>>7889624
yes didn't answer my question. were you curious of all of them?

Sherbert is not ice cream

>>7887998
>Pistachio Almond
>Rape fantasies

Coffee flavor

That i've been an emotional wreck the last 2 months and it's only getting worse.

butter pecan frozen custard
i am sexually aroused by classical art

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>mint chocolate chip
I only enjoy sleeping with thicc motherly women and I'm an emotional wreck with an al/ck/oholic problem

Coffee/Chocolate Brownie
been hardcore depressed for nearly a year, but i havent told anyone i care about because i dont want to be a burden

>>7887998
cherry garcia
i am a pedophile

>>7889422
Because of something you saw?

>>7889562
>she

Anon...

>>7889397
We were a group of 20 people around ages 16-17 at a campsite where we shared a tent with one other person and there were outdoor toilets. There were also recycling/bio-degradable/burnable waste bins close by and I remember seeing my oneitis leave the toilet holding a sanitary bag and throw it in one of the bins so I figured it was a tampon/pad since the camp staff told the girls to dispose of it separately. As a pervert with severe case of oneitis, I was curious to collect something so intimate to my crush so I fished it out as soon as I was out of her sight.

I brought the loot into my tent while my partner was outside and opened the spoils to see a neatly wrapped up maxi-pad. I unfolded it, penis getting more erect as I could smell the bloody contents and when it was completely laid out I was at first aroused but when I put my nose to the dark red period blood, I almost threw up because it's texture and smell was overpoweringly disgusting. I clearly remember deciding to throw it away as soon as possible because the guilt had already set in but I felt it would be a waste not to do anything as this was the only chance I may ever get. After amping up my sexual imagination, I got an erection and despite possibly being caught by my partner, I wrapped the bloody pad around my throbbing penis and fapped furiously. It was a quick but powerful fap session and I came more than usual. I then felt "i fucked up" after realizing that wiping all the rancid blood off my penis was not an easy task (there was no shower). After I some-what cleaned myself up, I threw away the pad/sanitary bag and I felt no regrets in what I had done. It was also erotic when I talked to my seemingly-perfect oneitis afterwards while I could still smell some of her period blood emanating from my underwear.

sorry for blogpost

>cotton candy
>I hate my son

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>>7889752

Cornish cream
I wish I had a cute /ck/ gf

Mississippi mud pie. It's fucking hard to find tho

I killed a crack head and stuffed him in a dumpster

>>7889701
you sound like someone i could have a very interesting intimate relationship with

butterscotch vanilla

im 30 years old and only have had sex with prostitutes

>Cookie dough
I have BPD and I hate myself

>>7887998
>>7888458
>>7888661
>>7888687
>>7888693
>>7888742
>>7888875
>>7889204
>>7889361
>>7889701
Pretty cool, would have a beer with

>>7888435
>>7888556
>>7888823
>>7888818
>>7889392
>>7889444
>>7889432
You should really deal with that.

>>7888471
>>7888601
>>7889788
Liar.

>>7888861
Liking Mint Chocolate Chip is the real degeneracy.

Who here actually likes Superman? OP here, as a kid I'd be miserable when I found out that what I thought was my beloved Rainbow Sherbet was just weird slightly fruity vanilla

>>7889926
What about you anon?

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Peppermint, sadly it's only seasonal


I'm an empty shell of a human being who's only real joy in life is his anime wife and alcohol

>>7887998
>Lemon Sorbet.
>I occasionally catch myself whisper "kill yourself", without being conscious about it. It makes me really paranoid.

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>>7889752

>Mint chip

I can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

>>7887998
All the hate for rainbow sherbet but nothing cools me off faster.

Vanilla
I only order safe things from menus burgers fries pizza pasta.

>>7887998
>peaches
>I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

>>7889977
You're that guy that orders a burger at a mexican restaurant?

>Birthday Cake
>I'm a recovering sex addict. The need to go fuck a different woman everyday is like a horrendous itch sometimes. I've managed to make it months without having to. It's hard.

>>7890019
Jeez, that sounds awful.

>Spumoni
>If it wasn't for my family I'd probably have died at the hands of police by now after trying to start a race war

>>7889950
Everyone I didn't reply to is boring.

Ben and Jerry's salted caramel core

>im worried that fapping to loli is turning me into a genuine pedophile as a I find myself in moments of letting my mind drift seeing an underage girl and being attracted to them.

I could sure go for a pint right now, though.

>coffee
>About once a day or so, I recall an embarrassing moment and either blush, cringe, say something out loud, or make a sound like i'm in pain.

Mantecol icecream. Holy shit it's like eating nothing but honey, peanut paste and a bit of chocolate.

Whenever I sleep more than 6 or 7 hours I have long and heavy dreams which always involve running in a hurry to find something or someone and failing or being too late.

I don't really have a favorite flavor as there aren't many beyond the original 3 & hagen daas I can get in any nearby store

interesting flavors i wish i could have again are:
banana with honey flavored sugar clusters in it
'Gumy' bear: a really sweet yoghurty strawberry with chewy sour bits

Im so paranoid that something is reading my mind that I will spend entire days imagining up horror imagery or looping repetitive music in my head(like the Pillar man theme) to scare/bore it off

>>7889613
>mom's spaghetti

>blueberry crumble
>I am completely insane but hide it behind a facade of sensitivity

>>7890040
No dude nothing would be trying to read your mind. What would be the point?
There are things in the spirit world that would feed off your fear and paranoia however. Snap out of it.

>>7890102
You don't need to tell me that, Im already paranoid about energy vampires

Cookies and creme

I fall in love with anyone who's nice to me

>>7887998
Rocky road
The real reason my little sister's fluttershy plushie went missing is that I stole it and cut a hole where the horsepucci is and I've been fucking it for the past 5 years

>>7888687
Same, but my favorite flavor is banana

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Toffee

I still can't tie laces.

I'm 21.

Lemon and lime sorbet
I'm into animals. I know this because I was a farm boy with to much free time alone. Nobody knows but you anons.

>>7887998
Mint chocolate chip
I have no personality

>>7890207
Dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMuNjnNyaiA

>>7887998
jackfruit ... yes this is gelato but i cant remember the last time i ate `ice cream`
my legs are my best asset [the only people who ever see my legs are the ones who i go to bootytown with]

>>7888896
i cant tell if this is about anon or about cruz

>>7887998
Chocolat cookie dough icecream.
I can't live without my teddies, my bf even had to share the bed with me and them the first years of our relationship

>>7890283
sounds.....interesting. How many bears we talking?

>>7890283
give your stuffies a hug from me anon, theyre super important

>>7890284
I have three bears (two giants, one panda), an giant elephant, a bat, a moose, a lion thats holding a flower, a cute round thing with wings, a giant hippo, a gigant frog, and some more i just can't remeber what animals they are right now. Sorry
>>7890294
I will give them a huge hug from you! Thank you, i'm sure they'll approciate it!!

pistachio or a good honeycomb

im probably an ephebophile

>>7888486
God that made me fucking crack up. Totally absurd

>>7890318
Some of the others are a bunny, a rare ape, a dinosaur a pig and a horse, they all have names and one of them is always with me when i'm out, mostly it's mister tinkelbinkel (the bat) because he's small and i've got him from one i concidered my "big brother" when i was young, he comes all the way from sweeden!
I can post their names and pictures if anyone should be interested?

Cookies and cream
I'm not socially awkward, I just don't feel the need to talk to every damn person I work with.

>>7889756
Dad?

lime

i would have my half-jamaican friend have his way with me if i weren't scared of dark skinned people

>mint chocolate chip
>I lie to people about having Crohn's disease

>>7888486
capped and shared with my beekeeper friend

>>7890037
>>7890027
>>7889987
>>7889625
We all do/are.

for me
>vanilla
>i'm a handsome young man yet I have crippling self-esteem and trust issues

toss-up between lemon sorbet and hazelnut

i'm quite heavily addicted to fentanyl and i'm barely holding my life together

>>7887998
Mint
I am generally considered "successful" due to having a decent job but I am unsatisfied with everything and I wish I had pursued my dreams

>>7889374
i'm hungry all the time but can't eat what i want

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>>7887998
Cookies and cream.

I pooped my pants last year at the showing of John Wick and never saw how it ended.

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>>7888471
Well he said it

>mint, no chocolate chips
>otherwise plain vanilla

>I'm possibly sociopathic
>I've done porn for money

>>7888685
Hey maybe he doesnt wanna cross cum streams..... one in the pink one in the stink.

>>7889361
I didnt know what fapped was...JUST SAY JIZZED!!!!!!!!

>>7889422
........what did you see????

>>7890019
*speaks in Austin Powers voice* She taught me beauty of monogamy man!!!!!


.......sex outfits......

>>7888818

i fucking love bostom creme pie

cake batter.
i'm a recovering alcoholic.

>>7890040
Youre thinking about tentacle rape too?????

>mint and chip
>I'm disgustingly liberal except when it comes to immigration policy

>>7888067
I had the cow beanie baby I named it Harold.

>>7888717
A simple joke for a simple man like myself. I thank you.

New York Cheesecake from Brewsters.

I'm terrible with saving money. I've had a solid job for almost 2 years and I have nothing to show for my paycheck to paycheck habits. Now I'm likely to inherit $40,000 and I'm worried I'll be an idioy and get something I don't need.

>>7890384
I've been thinking about trying that to get out of social gatherings that involve drinking/having to spend the night to avoid DUI. Usually I just say no, fuck off or ignore but get called a flake and unsocial. A good, permanent fake illness could be the ticket.

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>>7887998
>Mint Choc
>I practice White magic
>Tfw right with god
>Santariea
>whats the fuck is everyones problem that likes mint chip
>i don't want to kill myself nor have emo probs
>Lets kick this thread up i notch
>Ethnicity GO
>I'mma mixed sumbitch
>Italy/Greek,Cherokee,Irish,dutch,English/Scottish,German,"south american"?,possibly Jewish,Cuban
>where the hell Does the name Vanrampay come from my grandma had it

>>7888049
adults still have ice cream, newfag

>>7890791
If you practice Santeria why did you misspell it?

>pear
>I've seen a hypnotherapist before

>>7888067
I had 20 different beanie babies. The Blue Jay was the best, he beat up everyone else in the name of justice. Poor Lamb

>>7890801
Because i suck at typing

>>7887998
Birthday Cake icecream

I am extremely sexually sadistic girl who is in a relationship with a really nice normal guy who has a good job/takes care of all my shit. I have to imagine fucked up shit when we are fucking because he bores me.I like to try to break him & I get off when we fight.

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>>7887998
Coffee flavored icecream must be how love taste likes
[spoiler] or Gentle Lust[/spoiler]

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>>7889926
>mass replies without actually contributing

>>7890803
you fucking freak

>>7890832
>>7890019

Birthday cake confirmed for sexual deviants' choice of champions.

>>7889327
why did you stop

>>7890733
Nice dubs newfag

>bluemoon
>my average time of masturbation per session is about 45 seconds

>>7890040
Sounds like you kind of have mild schizophrenia.

>>7888671
>I want to do an MMF threesome but I don't know how to bring it up to my wife
It's adultery, God will kill you for profaning your marriage bed.

>>7889562

This is what you wish. You are probably going to be very let down when you see that she is an actual grill.

>toss up between coffee and french vanilla
>my greatest secret is the fact that no one knows how good I am at keeping secrets

If someone tells me not to tell anyone I just simply will commit it to memory and never bring it up.

I have even stopped people unleashing their secrets onto the group of friends we have

>chocolate
>I came in my own mouth last week

>rocky road
>I thought Batman Vs Superman was an ok movie

>>7888467
pistacchio ice cream man, thats so good
i hate children

>>7890332
you totally should if you want, they all sound very sweet. tinkelbinkel is probably the cutest name for bat ive ever seen

>>7890998
so long as you dont have them, it is normal to hate children

>>7890903
>ywn never taste the love on on a qt's tongue in the morning

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>>7890706
>Not two in the pink

>Chocolate chip cookie dough
>I've only had sex I paid for

Campfire smore by Tillamook specifically

I love sensory deprivation.

>>7890985
disgusting

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>>7891021

>>7887998
>Rocky Road

>I never learned how to ride a bike

>>7889392
Please tell us about them

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>>7888049
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
I'm sick of all the bullshit.

I like passionfruit sorbet
Most of my boxers have huge holes and dont cover my butthole anymore

Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup.

I was fucked in the ass by the neighbourhood pedophile when I was 11.

>>7887998
Cookie dough and I can only masturbate upside down.

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butterscotch

I can orgasm by rubbing the edge of my left toe

Mint chocolate chip

I'm 28, married, I have my first kid on the way and I'm so deep into the closet its long since been amusing. Ultra religious families suck :/

>>7887998
Not a huge fan of ice-cream but probably combo of pistachio and dark chocolate.

I love anal, giving or getting, no homo.

>>7888590
live stream pls

>>7887998
mango
i get boners when i poop.

>>7891284
go back to /fit/ faggot,

Old-fashioned chocolate chip, the kinds with the crispy flake chocolate. It's "muh childhood" tier. That's also something people don't know about me. My friends think my favorite ice cream is spumoni.

Cream cheese
I like to fap to futa

>>7891328
Looks pretty sinister.

>>7890998
>>7891008
I hate everyone's children except my own.

Oh, and Java Chip.

>>7891337
You are the gayest nigga of all time.

>>7891365
Omg!! I love your mister moose! That is amazing! I might be a little obssed with teddies, but they give me some sort of comfort
I'm so suprised talking to someone who also like stuffies, i always felt a bit wierd because not many 20y/o have them anymore so i tend to keep it a bit secret that i collect so many of them!

>>7888712
I get this. For me it just means that I like guys but only very androgynous ones.

>>7887998
>Rum raisin
>I write overwhelmingly filthy, plotless, derivative monstergirl-themed fapfuel stories and post them to pastebin

>>7891378
stuffies are really great to have around, they feel friendly and familiar and are really comfy.
weve both had stuffies forever, shes had alan for years and i had tigger since i was just a little girl. i had a few other ones but my ex-bf took my oldest when we broke up, im still really sad about it. and yeah, a lot of people think its a little weird but then the stuffies are worth it

>>7890276
I'm hoping both

>>7887998
>Chocolate Peanut Butter Swirl
>Nice try, NSA

>>7891387
we have to go now since we're already late but im really happy you posted your stuffies and that we got to share them a little. ill make sure to leave the thread open so we can see the other ones you post when we get home!

>>7887998

is there something wrong with rainbow sorbet or is OP being a fag again.

>cake batter
>I spent the last week watching Liv and Maddie because Dove Cameron is cute

>>7887998
>vanilla
>I sexually assaulted 20 or so girls in college and never got caught because it was all FOTB asians.

>>7889029
Aww man, blue moon is definitely my favorite

>vanilla bean
>when I was 15 I sexted a 35 yr old friend from WoW for two years

Why are you people encouraging this autistic attentionwhoring bullshit.

What is 4chan coming to anymore?

>>7891252
Don't ruin your life. If the people in your life really love you they'll get it. If they don't then who cares about them anyways.

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Chocolate peanut butter.

When I see normalfags like
>>7891424
it makes me irrationally angry. No offense to you personally but I have to pretend you have some kind of disgusting stuffy fetish to make it not eat at me. I really don't know why it makes me upset, maybe just projecting that outwardly normal people all have a sinister core. Especially on 4chan where I usually feel I'm in good, terrible company.

>>7891459
I'm sorry for making you feel terrible!
My love for stuffed animals are not sexual at all so i can't even help you feel better.
My love to them basically comes down to that i've been let down and abused throughout my childhood and the only thing that always were there was my stuffed animals. They are the only things that make me calm and makes me feel safe.
I guess it can make you feel better that my obsession comes from a trauma i expierenced, so i'm a bit challenged when it comes to not feeling anxeity all the time

>>7891506
How many do you have?
Do you name them??

>>7890813
Ah gotcha. Magick is wonderful ain't it? I'm a Green Witch.

>>7891506
Okay but what's your favorite ice cream

>>7891547
Oh, I don't care for ice cream.

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>>7888067
>tfw my sister fell for the beanie babies craze
Thankfully she stopped giving a fuck when she was 10, but that still gave her enough time to collect enough of those shitstains to fill 2 mattress sized containers.

>>7891551
That doesn't matter talk about the stuffies you have, pictures are welcome

>vanilla
>I fap to really rough shit

>>7891459

>implying they are normalfags

>>7891545
Aw i'm sorry for your loss! Would love to see your sweet little friends! Do they have names?

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>>7888435
T-Toshino Kyouko!

>>7891490
Awww. I'm so sorry :( I've been there too anon.
>rainbow sherbet OP here
>stuffed tiger is the shit

>>7891576
If they're based on a character or the tag has names for them I stick to their original names. If they're generic animals or otherwise unnamed, I'll name them something. I call the monkey my brother since I've had it for as long as I can remember.

>>7891591
I'm so sorry to hear that!! :( hope you're doing well today!
Do you still have stuffies or did you find some way to make yourself feel safe?

>>7891572
>implying they aren't

/ck/ (and a few other boards) attract more of them than the rest of 4chan. And normies fucking love attention and posting lots of stupid pictures nobody could possibly care about but them. But there's always someone who does pretend to care for whatever reason. See facebook.

>>7891595
Aw thats so cute with the monkey! I do this thing where i look at the mark thats on them and take the first line and call them something similar to that, or else i call them what they are, like mister snake etc.

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>>7891581

What the everloving blue gay backseat-of-a-rusted-camero FUCK is going on in this thread?

>>7891595
How many do you have? And do you still collect?

>>7891599
Yeah I'm doing alright. Safe too. You?

>>7891610
We're sharing our love for stuffed animals.. Do you love them too?

>>7891616
I'm not really a collector, I just get ones that I think are cute. Total I have maybe 11 at my house and another 10 at my girlfriend's.

Well this was a good thread. Fucking women ruin everything.

>>7891610
Hey at least it's not the godawful train wreck that normally goes on. Also come on man, if you're not going to tell us your secret at least spill what your favorite ice cream is.

>Mint and chocolate chip ice cream
I bully a trap online with another dude and the trap is comfortable jacking off while on mic. I don't know where I went so wrong.

>>7887998
>mint chip
i made lots of money the last few years and i dont want to tell friends and family because i dont want things to change between us

>>7891626
Well it's a bit up and down but i'm doing a lot better than i used too, so i'm very positiv minded! When it comes to safe i am safe but i never feel safe due to anxeity for almost everything. Kinda silly but i guess it's life!

What do you do for a living? And how did you managed to get out of your teddy need?

>>7891636

I already answered I'm just baffled by the bizarre juxtaposition of stuff animal collectors against the hideous degeneracy I typically expect from this place and one anime gif that doesn't seem to have anything to do with anything.

>>7891384

>>7891632
What do your gf thinks about it?
Are they in bed with you or do you display them or something??

>vanilla as a milkshake. every time
>I occasionally fap with my weak hand to prevent my dick from bending

>>7891652
Isn't it nice with somw positivity sometimes?

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>>7891643
The rainbow sherbet is too sick to work and my occupation atm consists of going to doctors to figure out wtf is wrong with me
>>7891652
You and me both

>>7891663
No, fuck off

>>7891653
Her attitude is pretty positive towards it. They're in bed most of the time or rotating through if it's too hot to have them all at once as is common for the summer. Oh, I also have 2 manatees. They're my favorite animal.

>>7891668
Are you very ill? :/
>>7891673
Lisent i'm sorry you come here to feed your misrable life, but honestly sometimes it's nice to talk about something that makes you happy, and just because you can't be happy yourself and/ or ignore others that can be happy doesn't mean any of us will fuck off.
I'm sorry you've never experienced nice people on. 4chan, but i've been here since forever and they do exsist. So get used to it you'll probably meet more some day

>>7891674
Manatees, that is so cool! It's a little unique! I love that your gf is open to have them in bed, i had them in bed for a long time but my bf grew kinda sick of it, so now they're beside the bed on a table with sheets and pillows

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>>7891695
I saw a video on manatees in school when I was really young, and for some reason I took a huge liking to them.

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>super ultra vanilla
>accidentally dropped an envelope filled with $400+ (that my mom was sending to my expat sister) in an alley. Managed to find it intact WEW

>cookies and cream
>I can't sleep unless I listen to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper
I've gone full nights just staring at my ceiling unable to sleep. The song knocks me out.

>>7891701
Haha that's so awesome, do you know all sorts of stuff about them??

>>7888712
Kinsey Scale

not everything is black and white

>butter pecan
>I've fucked both my friend and his wife while married. Neither know about the other cheating with me.

>>7887998
>Neapolitan
>I leave fat, nasty skid marks on my underwear

>Cookies and Cream
>I am the lightest sleeper that anyone would ever meet

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Butter pecan

I'm 22 and never kissed a girl.

>>7891689
Yeah but whatever, you just made my day

>>7891701
That's fucking adorable

>>7891730
I send you a thousand posetiv thoughts and hope you'll be okay! It is so nice of you to say i made your day!!
If you want to talk about anything you say!

>>7891706
Not a whole ton, but their nipples are under their flippers and they have nails on their flippers

>>7889752
You could literally have gotten HIV and died [later].

>>7891741
Thanks!

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>>7890030

>>7891701
i actually really love manatees too, i want to get a big stuffed one eventually.

>>7891409
thank you for posting the rest of your stuffies, they're all adorable! we did have a nice little trip, i hope they're all nice and comfy

>>7887998
> favorite Ice Cream
> Posts sherbet

>>7891744
Hahahaha wtf that i didn't knew at all! do you want to work with them or something in thw future? It's a funny animal in my country they are called (translated to english) sea cows

>>7891228
>I was fucked in the ass by the neighbourhood pedophile when I was 11.

That's terrible. Pedos are fucking immature assholes.

>>7891765
I'm happy to share, it's not often i get a chance to show my stuffies to anyone! So thanks for wanting to see them!
And thanks for letting me see yours cuties!
It sounds like you had a good time! Me and my babies are just getting comfy while my bf watches all sorts of 9/11 was an inside job, he got a little obsessiob too !
>>7891758
You're more than welcome!

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>>7891774

Chocolate peanut butter.

My left testicle goes back up inside of me sometimes.

>>7891769
I don't live geographically near them, but I'd like to go to Florida or South America and swim near them at some point in my life.

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Cinnamon

>I have a beautiful girlfriend which I love and love with. At leaat once a week I let one if my two fattie neighbours suck me off dry or cum in their tits.
>Gf knows, fatties think she doesnt

>>7891800
>Love and live
>On tits

High as fuck and on mobile

>>7889745
>>7890736
That's the thing, I didn't look into the nightmare box or anything. I would tug it nightly, and then one night, I just didn't. Same thing the next night. I realized it a few weeks later and loaded up some porn to see what was going on and none of it seems appealing. I've been feeling really good and have no desire to masturbate and don't know what the fuck happened

>>7891788
hey thats really cool, my gf only has one teste and it goes inside of her sometimes

>>7891795
That sounds amazing, i thought theh were aggressive animals

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>>7891823
>testicles
>GF
Hello, tumblr!

>>7890968
>WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S YOUR DICK? GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU ROASTIE WHORE!!

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This thread makes me want to get a stuffed animal and eat some ice cream.

I'm 30 though so maybe too old for a plushi.e., and probably wouldn't help the virgin situation.

>chocolate
>i think about killing myself nearly every day and even bought a blue tarp last time I was at home depo so if I shoot myself it will be easy for my landlord and the police to clean up my body - I don't want to ruin my landlords floor or walls since he's a nice guy

>>7891889
You sound like a decent guy with 70 healthy years left, why would you want to end your life?

>>7891889
you should buy a nice stuffy anon, theyll always be there for you. you sound nice enough as well, try not to kill yourself. if a girl doesnt like stuffies shes not really a qt anyway

>>7891915
Depression and lonely autist.

>>7891928
I just might! Any good places to buy them or just where ever?

>>7891702
Shit man at least you found it intact
The hell were you doing in an alley

>>7891937
just browse around till you find one you like, they make stuffies of almost literally anything you could want. just browse well rated stuff on amazon or etsy. theyre all over when it comes to price but you can get some really nice ones for cheap

>>7891937
Oh no... I'm sorry anon. I wish I could tell you a foolproof way of fixing depression but I just don't know. I do know you could try to get plushies at the dollar store; sometimes they have good ones there

Strawberry.

I've stolen from every single job I've ever worked.

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Moose Tracks.

I constantly feel like everyone is judging me, and even got mildly upset from what was a compliment. I have probably the thinnest skin on earth.

Now I need ice cream and /comfy/.

>>7889752
i had a fuckin' laff m8

>>7892393
Also Moose Tracks!
I'm submissive and into femdom and when I get to o drunk sometimes I have a breakdown over thinking I'll never be able to express that part of myself and feel supported by a partner/be in a happy relationship.

Rainbow sherbert.
Two of my (also male) friends have admitted that they are either in love with or attracted to me and I don't know what to do about it because while I am bi, I'm not attracted to either of them.

Cookies n Cream
I've written a lot of fapfiction under a pen name that I never want to reveal to my friends or family

>also rainbow sherbet
>i wish i had a pretty lady to dress up in cute clothes

>>7892393
I bet you're the type of person who falls for bait/troll insults and arguments on 4chan.

>>7891871
>>7890968
I have seen her dick while she was sleeping. Either she has an outward vagina that is shaped like a dick and balls or she has a dick.

>>7890801
Cuz he ain't got no crystal ball.

>>7887998
>pistachio
>im extremely masculine irl but when im home i act like a little girl

>>7891889
I think you should by a stuffie! And don't kill yourself, you seem like a nice guy and who cares about being a virgin? I know it might not help but sex is overrated
And i could easily trade it for more stuffed animals, they make one happy and you always have someone to hug you when you have stuffed animals!

>>7891937
>>7891937
I normally just "find them" or activly look for them in toy-stores. I look around and suddenly i will fall in love with one and then i will apologize to the others i didn't choose and go buy the animal of my liking!

Heath ice cream
I cheat at videogames and all of my friends think I am good

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pedo.

>>7887998
my favorite ice cream flavor is lemon sorbert and chocolate
>something most people dont't about you
i have sexual fantasies about my cousin even tho im not gay LoL

> the weirdest possible
> I want to play overwatch most than anything right now