Is it possible to open these without spilling kool-aid all

>>7859061

Use your feet?

freeze it solid first.

>>7859061
Open over a sink, or use a wad of papertowels. Better yet, they seem kind of silly if you need something on the go, just buy kool aid singles and add to your own water bottle?

>>7859061
being in control of your strength and twisting the top gently once it's open turn the top on its side and sip the juice out

>>7859061
use your anus

>>7859061
Why are those so fucking good better tHan powder

>>7859215
your subconscious makes it even more delicious because it reminds you of when you were a baby sucking on your mother's tits.

Have you tried not gripping it like your dick?

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>>7859061

>>7859304
Are you suggesting I shoot the bottle in the back of the head?

>>7859231

Interesting theory.

>>7859215
They don't water it down like your mom does.

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ask a nigga

>>7859061
with your teeth faggot

>>7859231
i just like putting my tongue in the hole and squeezing the bottle bringing my tongue with it, what is the subconscious theory on that?

>>7860314
You like big meaty dicks pounding and splashing the back of your throat you fucking faggot.

>>7859061
I highly doubt it, since they fill the shit all the way to the brim and then they made the top like pulling a pin on a goddamn grenade. Your only hope is to the stab the bottom and let the juice pour out like that.

>>7859061
I dunno, all I know is that bottle top is a fuckin spaceship.

>>7859094
This is the best answer that doesn't answer OP

>>7859402
Spoilers douche.

>>7859061
Use your sharpest katana to slice off the top of the kool aid burst

>>7859061
I always opened them with my teeth and swallowed the leakage. Turns out that was a good skill to have once I realized I was gay.

Do these even still exist?

Fuck guess I'll post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

Yes, by not being retarded.

>>7859061
Have mommy do it, faggot.

>>7861812
Oh man, totally forgot about this shit - didn't even realize what it was til he mentioned the tiles

>>7859307
spoilers my man