When you eat your Smarties, Do you eat the red ones last? Do

File: 1461779039778.jpg (47KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 500x375px

>>7832189
wut

Why is it the orange ones actually taste like orange but all the others don't really have a flavour and all taste the same?

>>7832202
You're an Orange.

>>7832207
You know, they say nothing rhymes with Orange.
But it clearly doesn't, fucking retards.

File: 1456178142373.jpg (71KB, 660x578px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 660x578px

>>7832202
>the orange ones actually taste like orange

wat

File: Bill Wilson.jpg (13KB, 273x351px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 273x351px

>>7832219

>>7832189
I did that thing where you squish them together.
The winner always promptly died in the next round two, since they become weaker.
I didn't structure any tournaments to have a weakened smartie vs. another weakened smartie, but I imagine there'd be a lot of mutual destruction in that case.

>>7832280
Holy shit I remember this.

>>7832298
Literally everyone does, that's why we weren't impressed.

>>7832280
Should've done smartie vs. m&m

>>7832545
I don't think a smartie could bust a nut

File: 1379859399308.gif (2MB, 320x362px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x362px

>tfw try to pour an old school tube of smarties so that only a few come out like in the ad, but 90% of them go into your mouth at once

>>7832189
Is this to the tune of "Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"

File: Scared-woman-014.jpg (600KB, 2560x1536px) Image search: [Google]

600KB, 2560x1536px

>>7832189
>people who sort their smarties into separate colors before eating them
Do you even know if the table you're setting them on is clean or not?

>>7833609
Either A. use original m&ms, though I don't know why you'd do that, since you're already eating the far superior smarties or B. pretend that the peanut m&ms are an invading species with far superior technology and the smarties must fight a desperate battle against a more advanced foe.