>tfw Canadian >tfw will never experience the joy of

>>7830588
do you guys think mcdonalds kinda knows that the kind of people who will order this shit are the kind of people who will eat the entire thing in one sitting?

like i used to work at walmart for a few months and i noticed that a lot of people buying birthday cakes late at night with no decorations were fat as fuck so i suspected they were going to eat it all themselves.

>>7830594
i'm fat but i can't imagine just buying a birthday cake just to munch on

>>7830603
You a faggot or something?
Who gives a fuck I'd just run them judgemental fuckers down with my rascal.

why not cross the border and get five orders of 40pc + sweet tea?

>>7830608
birthday cakes just aren't good, i'd rather have a nice pistachio pudding

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>>7830620
I'd have to take a greyhound for a couple of hours

>>7830620
Most Canadians don't live super-close to the border

>>7830629
Not our problem you cucked new fag.

>>7830629
actually most do
>an estimated 75 percent of Canadians live within 161 kilometers (100 miles) of the U.S. border.
http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/travel/countries/canada-facts/

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>>7830588
lost me at >tea

>>7830644
I think it's iced tea (or sweet tea, depending where you live)

>>7830629

Why wouldn't they?

Most US states that border Canada are practically inhospitable in the Winter, and if Canadians went much further North they'd literally be in the arctic.

>>7830650
It literally says "sweet tea" on the jug.

>tfw no friends to eat nuggets with
;_;

>>7830588

they used to do 50 pieces for 10 bucks.

Serves you right for not allowing us to label the origin of our meats.

>>7830752
;_;
you only really need about 3 good friends. you can do it f a m

>>7830594
I am so guilty of this.

I buy a 12 pack of diet mountain dew and a birthday after working the midnight shift.
I am not fat though.

>>7831388
>diet mountain dew
>I am not fat though.
clearly cause you get diet mountain dew

>>7830752
Buy some nuggets and post it on /ck/. We'll be your friends for the day.

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>tfw watching american sports streams
>all ads are sweet greasy fast food abominations for ridiculously low prices