So uh... I have 100 snicker bars.. I got them real cheap and

>>7827690
Are you mental?
You sound mental

>>7827697
They were 20cents a piece..

>>7827700
That's what I had in mind, but now there's a birthday coming up and I figured I could do something with them.

>>7827705
you could melt down a few and use it as a middle filler for a layer of a cake. ice cream cake would be my choice.

>>7827705
I assume or its for a child, so just give them a whole bunch of snickers

>>7827690
If I had 100 Snickers I would literally just melt them, mix well and refreeze in cake pans. Maybe add more nuts and chocolate. Wouldn't eat any of it because they're terrible for your health

>>7827711
That sounds much better!

I think I can work something out with this.

>>7827716
Nah, well, it's a large mixed group.

It would just be the "candy on the side" kind of thing.

>>7827723
Fuck health, snickers are amazing.

But I could do that to the remaining bars, almonds and crackers could be a good addition.

>>7827723
That is a cool story bro.
My favorite part was when you sound like like an uptight asshole.

Really looking forward to all your future comments and opinions!

It'd have to be a massive cake to fit all hundred in without them being too overpowering.
In a more regular size cake, maybe take a dozen, cut off both ends of them all, melt down the middles for a filling or frosting, and stick the ends on the top as an adornment?

>>7827690
You could shove them up your ass

>>7827773
Not all of them obviously..!

Cutting off the ends is a good idea. Could save for later for a different kind of cookie or something.

I have to fill them out with something that makes it easier to bite through. Cake bread being something like that.

>>7827690
burn them as fuel op

>>7827924
this. Aint snickers made from a petroleum derivate like doritos?

>>7827774
But what would he do with the other half?

Timestap?

>>7827690
do what you said, I do things like that all the time.

pour it into a pastry dish, fucking tasty snicker pie.

>>7827690
Show us al of ypur Snickers OP take a pic and make us look at this photograph.

>>7829927
If op gives us a picture of 100 snickers, I'll give a picture of 100 steel plates

>>7829945
Why you have'em?

Make ice cream with chunks of them inside

>>7829957
for armor

eat them all at once with a gallon of milk

>>7829975
For making one?

>>7830003
ye. For making a coat of plates.

Sell them for a dollar and buy yourself something pretty.

>>7827690
Save them for Halloween.

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>>7827690
You have Snickers

But what the hell am I supposed to do with all THIS

>>7827705
that's still $20 worth of shitty chocolate bars you fat fuck

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>>7827690
Is this pasta? Ive seen this exact thread before, its not funny or interesting at all. Why do people waste their time with this schlock?

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>>7829927
>>7829945
I'm up for this deal.

>>7829964
I can do that with the cut off ends.

>>7831053
Not pasta, snickers.

>>7831074
Green snickers. Are those any good? I don't know much about their flavours except for the original one.

>>7831156
It's hazelnuts. I don't think they are too different, but it is a distinct aftertaste that could be a dealbreaker.

>>7831163
Thank it's not some green tea or "Go green" bullshit.

>>7831168
Yeah nah it was for some soccer bullshit and I guess the flavor wasn't popular, hence why it was so cheap.

>>7831074
>>7830199
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>7831173
Damn, so what are you planning to make with them? A cake or something like that amirite? The thing is, being Snickers could the cake get a little cloying? Snickers are pretty cloying for me.

dude make snickers salad holy fuck balls do it

god i wish that was me

Here's what i'd do. It'd have to be done in 2 or 3 batches though.

>33 snickers bars, chopped up and melted
>half a bar of butter
>tub of double cream
>2 tubs of glazed cherries
>half a bag of raisins
>generous amount of golden syrup
>optional shaved coconut
>full box of coco pops/rice crispies

Mix everything together well, then put into baking trays and cook on medium heat for 20 minutes in the oven. Let them cool then slice into flapjack things. Should get several hundred in total.

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>>7831074
I counted, it's 100.

>>7827690
Fend off 100 mood swings, like in the ads.

>>7827690

deep fried nigga

>>7830199

deep fried nigga

>>7833543
send them to carsandwater

>>7834012
>carsandwater
Dat red hot anal bead slowly but sexually through that block of clear virgin ice. I cant orgasm to this. Its too pure.

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You're a moron if you dont melt them down and make one giant fucking snickers bar

>>7833526
Damn, pretty good idea, it's what I use snickers for anyway, energy bars basically.

>>7831190
So far I've chopped a few down, melted, mixed with flour and baked in the oven. It will be an ice-cream cake bottom, vanilla ice cream and then I'll reduce some berries into a nice thick consistency and have it on top of it all.

>>7833543
Reminds me of the day I used to practice welding.

>>7834074
It's not the same if you don't have proportionally huge nuts.

>>7831074
gissar att du köpte dom på matdax eller liknande pissbillig affär?

>>7834332
Webhallen!

Första matprodukten jag köpt på nätet.

>>7834333
har webhallen matprodukter?

>>7834335
Well they sold candy few weeks ago, haven't really checked if they have more than that. Basically 60% off during that sale.

>>7827690
>100 snickers bars
Honestly I would take them to some poor school or veteran center, not because empathy but because you are going to get tired of them after eating 3 and force yourself to eat maybe ten more before giving up and offering them to your weird uncle you don't like

>>7834365
Good idea, I'm a swede and I could give them to syrian immigrants.

So how do I put laxatives and glass dust into these?

>>7834390
they will just bin them
they only want gibmedats

Eat all of them in a single day and see if you'll die.

>>7831074

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You can separate the nougat from the caramel/nuts mixture. This will alter the taste and you can use them for different things.

>>7827690
Post results when you're done OP.

>>7827690

Deep fired snickers are fucking insane, eat 30 of them you pussy post results