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I'm suffering from Diarrhea at the moment. I am very hungry but it's late and I'm trying to avoid greasy foods. There isn't anything at the house I can eat so is there any fast food places open late that aren't bound to destroy my anus?
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>>7822541
Milk of Magnesia.
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>>7822541
Just drink water till you aren't ill anymore then eat as normal
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>>7822543
I need food sir.
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>>7822548
My body isn't digesting anything. My shit has been all liquid. I need food that is easy to digest that I can get atm without having to cook.
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Ipecac
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Eat fiber. It'll soak up your butt juice and make for a solid poop.
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>>7822541
>I'm suffering from diarrhea at the moment
lol I can;t stop laughing. this is way too fucking funny.
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>>7822585
fuck dude I'm still laghing at this . why is diarrhea so fucking funny
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Eat some oatmeal or something.
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Bananas
Rice
Applesauce
Toast
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>>7822541
At these times, I'm glad I have a Chinese mother. Take 6 white pills, it'll calm the stomach and make you good as new.
Couldn't even tell you what the fuck is in a "white pill" though. At first thought it was something along the same line as tums, but it doesn't cure heartburn, yet calms that raging stomach like nothing.
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>>7822557
Even more reason to drink water. Diareah dehydrates the fuck out of you.
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>>7822541
If you have flour, bake. Make a simple quick bread if you don't have yeast. Make cookies, make a pie crust, make yorkshire pudding etc
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>>7822965
crackers water, flour boom, crackers.
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>>7822656
we don't suffer from diarrhoea every single week like americans so I guess its funny to us
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