let me walk you through this delicious dinner i am about to have,

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and here's the salad

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the whole shebang

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preparing to dive into the salad

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aaaaand here we go

>>7814055
What in god's name is that

>>7814071
>>7814074
>posting your mug on youtube
you are very red, consider seeing a doctor.

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salad status - DONE

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main event starting soon

>>7814074

mfw someone eats salad first

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let's dive in.

GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>7814097

this is not a dating site, fuck off to >>>/hm/ dumbass

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>>7814107

>>7814097
that old man is blarngy abot his chickin tenders and tater tots check out that vein abot to burst on his gourd lmao j/k take it easey :D

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licked it fucking clean. dessert incoming now.

>>7814071
You look like some horror or sci fi movie villain that i can't remember.

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half way in.

this will be my last post so i ask you, how do you rate my dinner?

>>7814071
>>7814074
>>7814097
Jesus fuck. This was the most horrifying experience I had in weeks.

>>7814193
Kinda this desu.... Caught me off guard for sure. OC though, so that's always good.

>>7814055
leave and come back when you can post without retarded meme words you stupid faggot

>>7814204
what are you refering to?

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>this entire thread

>>7814184
8/10, lean and healthy, all while looking tasty

>>7814107
why the fuck would you spray your chicken & taters with onion?

>>7814071
>>7814074
>>7814097
these are the people i spend my days with. i'm perfectly okay with this. cheers to you, mr bald skeleton man

>>7814170
Human centipede , the first one.

>>7814055
Is this the legendary Alphabits Haggis?

WHAT THE FUCK

i'm observing this thread and i can't fucking believe there is a single human being deranged as much as OP in this world

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>>7814071
You might have heard this before but you kinda got a Freddy Krueger thing going on

>>7814071
why are you sweating so much? it's only a salad

always imagined /ck/ much different than you, OP

once again, i was wrong

>>7814071
>>7814074
>>7814097
>anti terroristic dinning hall Lučko

What the fuck brate ?

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>>7814071

>>7814071
whats wrong with your head

>>7814055
why does the chicken have noodly texture

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>>7814097
>selfie stick at your age
dude

>>7814071
OP are you Pierreluigi Collina?

>>7814055
Jesus, are you in a restaurant? What kind of establishment charges people for this food? You may as well dumpster dive.

>>7814097
Are you in a retirement home

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>>7817822

>>7817827
>the tupperware actually looks better than the actual dinner

also OP don't you ever sprinkle parmesan cheese on food like that again

>>7817822
where is the red bull and qt sister

>>7814071
Either there is something wrong with your head or you are violently sweating.

>>7817870
It's a cheese with lots of fats and it melts well, if you want to use it on a dish you should either add it when it's still hot or even put the dish in the oven and make a gratin

plus, it looks kinda like cheap pre-grated cheese, so i don't think it would do too much for the taste

OP needs to stop fuckign playing I nearly died of laughter thinking about all the shit he looks like and that weird ass shit he is eating. Lookin liz taylor without the makeup.

Great thread, OP

>>7817943
I think >>7817867 is talking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM

>>7817943
I'm just messin' with ya m8. tired as fuck

decent thread

>>7814184
Adequately satisfying

9/10

>>7817982
Please do