What are the best regional foods from Chicago? I know the deep

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>tfw anally-annihilated nu-males

Summer is certainly in full swing.

>>7810908
>nu-males

Oh look it's that one and only Chicagoan who defends his cities shit food.

That's pretty sad, you realise?

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>>7810914
>things that derriere-devestated nu-males say

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To all of the nu-males spamming "goza" and "flyover" memes, I think your wives might enjoy these.

>>7810908
Italian beef sandwiches are actually great.

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>>7810950
And of course, for the ironic palate of the nu-male coastie.

>>7810903
The mexican tacos here are pretty good. Deep dish is a staple of cheesy goodness. Italian Beef sandwich is alright. Gyros are to die for. Sicilian steak sandwiches here is great. Hotdogs are okay, its just a better salad on top of the dog. Pretty much it.

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>>7810984
>flyover

Chicago is a top 10 tourist destination, and O'Hare is the third busiest airport in the country.

Sorry to shatter your delusion, my nu-male friend. Have some Giordano's.

burger king is fine but I'm cheap as shit so it's rally's or bust

>>7811004
wrong thread fuck

>>7811004
>>7811011

>fast food shitposters and chicago shitposters are the same people

Who would have guessed.

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chicago breaded steak sammich. godly mess of goodness.

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>>7811014
Can confirm. I keep his wife company while he and her son are away.

>>7811000
>o hare is the busiest airport
>this somehow doesn't mean people aren't going to chicago just so they can fly to other places

>>7810903
Didn't want to see your mom's snatch again after last night man. I feel too queazy to eat now.

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>>7811000
>third busiest airport in the country
>c-chicago isn't flyover!!!!

Flyover? More like layover land, I always get stopped in that shithole. Wheres the best place to eat at Go' Hare?

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>>7811025
>>7811033
If anything, we're "fly-into"

Not in the sense that the Coast is, though.

>>7811034
Indeed. We're the largest exporter of your wives' "entertainment" ;^)

>>7811050
Your "nu-male cuck" forced meme is as bad as the "flyover" meme. Both of you should go kill yourselves.

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>>7811050

>>7810950
>Fucking Kölsch

Oh lord why what the fuck is wrong with you

>>7811137
>biernazi

>>7811020

I'm sorry, but that looks like a gross mess.

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>>7811159
dont be sorry, its a good gross mess.

>>7811204

I'll (pointlessly) defend Chicago dogs, but that's a really sad looking one.

>>7810908
>Cali blend on a sandwich.
This is the pride of Chicago???

>>7810940
That looks good. It's not been ruined with Chicago style horseshit.

>>7811204
Are their hot dogs that bad that they have to cover it with pickled peppers and god dang pickle spear and mustard and raw onion?

>>7810950
>Urban wheat ale
Jesus, just stop.

>>7810903
Italian Beef is just a shitty version of a cheesesteak. Deep dish is the only good Chicago dish. Thin crust is just a crappier overly sweet version of New York style and Chicago dogs are just disgusting.

>>7811244
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiniera

>>7811252
You like it because it resembles a thicc BBC you silly nu-male.

>>7811258
Refer to
>>7810953

>>7811204
>Those sad tomatoes
>That store-bought sausage

>>7811266
It's still Sysco Cali blend, jackass. Pickling it won't fix that.

>>7811256

>mustard and raw onion

What shithole did you crawl out of where eating a sausage with mustard and raw onion is considered icky?

>>7811278
Not icky, but it certainly does mask the taste of the meat I wanted to eat. They're very strong.
I love raw onion and mustard, but not on something nice I want to taste. I could just put it on bread.

>>7811275

>Sysco Cali blend

>>7811266
>nu-male
Well parroted, you brainless yankee faggot.

>>7811280
I guess it's actually flown in from Italy, huh? Moron.

>>7811075
to be fair it's the only rebuttal to the 'go 'za bullshit that gets any degree of reaction

>>7811291
The truth hurts sometimes.

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IS THIS THE BEST SANDWICH IN CHICAGO PIC RELATED

:^)

>>7811300
Fucking Christ, Chicago. Are you all man-children or what?

>>7811287

Just because your restaurant's food distributor has a specific name for something doesn't mean that's what everyone else calls it.

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>>7811300
>mfw this culinary manifestation of toxic masculinity and unabashed whiteness

>>7811323
Google California blend and see what comes up.

>>7811323
>Doesn't know what Cali blend is.
I don't think you're old enough to be on this website. Maybe try PBS kids?

>>7811314

When it comes to food, they kind of are.

Hokey shit like adult versions of kid's foods are huge, along with any kind of bar food taken to the extreme and sold as gourmet.

There's still some good stuff in Chicago, which only a retard would deny, but for a major city they are pretty culinarily stunted.

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>>7811332
>>7811336

Jesus Christ. I've never worked in any restaurant that would think of serving such a boring blend of steamed vegetables (especially when sold already together, frozen or out of a can, or whatever disgusting way you get your produce), and that sure as fuck isn't what they serve on Italian beef.

>>7811349
No, they pickle it and then it becomes the pinnacle of Chicagoan cuisine. Just stop posting.

>>7811354
Holy shit, I haven't seen a nu-male this triggered since the vape shop burned down.

>>7811354

>just stop posting

>waaaah, someone who knows what they're talking about is ruining my fun time shitposting in a chicago thread, the premise of which is that everybody makes fun of things they've never tried and don't know anything about!

>>7811378
>>7811380
>My taste in food is awful and I've lost the argument, I better project my inadequacies onto others.
Well done, you retarded Yankee.

>>7811391

Those are two different people, dumbshit.

>>7811399
And?

>>7811408
A nu-male was reduced to a spastic, frothing rage because Chicagoans put pickled vegetable relish on a sandwich.