All right, I'm doing this faggy hipster shit for a girl

add water

>>7802993

>I'm doing this faggy hipster shit for a girl I like

kill yourself

>>7803003
Stay mad. I'm gonna get laid.

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>>7803004
>participating in ""sex""

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>>7803004

>I'll make her ice cream, and then maybe she'll let me touch her pussy!

>>7803009
>>7803010
This thread is about sweets. Get your salty asses out of here.

>>7803018
this board is about food, get your blue pilled ass out of here

>This thread is about sweets. Get your salty asses out of here.

>>>autism

>>7803022
>autism
>buzzword
>sperglord

>>7803024
>faggot
>killyourself
>/endthread

>>7802993
So I'm cooking to get pussy, but cooking is for hipster fags, I'm a real man
lol you insecure closeted faggot

>>7802993

make rocky road cakepops

>>7802993
Why would white chocolate make it lighter? It would just make it more bland and sweeter

>>7803018
Actually adding some nice sea salt would taste great and might cut down the sweetness a little

>>7803090
OP is probably going to dump too much fleur de sel into his chocolate concoction and blame you tricking him into a meme.

>>7803089
>It would just make it more bland and sweeter
>bland
>and sweeter

what is your malfunction

>>7803102
Yeah, adding too much sea salt to chocolate does make mustard gas

>>7803131
chocolate has more flavor depth than just sweet, unlike white chocolate which is just sweet

>>7803131
Wew lad. You're 10 kinds of retarded, son.

>>7802993
dark chocolate maybe? It would be a little less sweet at least, maybe some espresso powder or something?

>inb4 OP doesn't even know what tempering chocolate means

>white chocolate
>lighter

it's cocoa butter and sugar as opposed to cocoa butter, cocoa solids and sugar. how the fuck is that lighter

Ammonia + bleach

>>7803242
It means calming its temperament.

>>7802993
Add salty milk and coins.

>>7803511
don't do this it makes mustard gas

What's faggy and hipster about chocolate?

>>7803573

it's not the substance it's the presentation.

>>7803576
A ball of chocolate? I'm still not following

>>7803592

and you probably never will, but the whole thing of a chocolate dome you melt with a warm sauce to reveal what's inside is tarty and faddish.

>>7803593
It's been done for years by massive companies and small businesses alike. I think it's okay.

>>7803018
>This thread is about sweets.
>lmao im going to get laid

>>7803004
She's going to see how hard you tried to please her and get turned off. You'd only get laid if you spent < 5 minutes preparing some barely edible trash. The more she thinks you care, the less of a chance you have.

>>7803010
yes. most /ck/fags actually have GFs and Family.

>>7802993
I definitely wouldn't go with white chocolate, use dark instead. You could serve some unsweetened whipped cream on the side to tone it down a bit.

>>7802993
>Any other suggestions to make it lighter?

cum on it

>>7802993
>Implying your girl likes white balls

>>7802993
>She likes fudge, and rocky road

She likes BBC and bulls. Not some cucky, soft faggot who cooks deserts for her.

>>7803022
>I am actually retarded.

>All these salty /r9k/ perma-virgins shitting up the thread

Well at least we know who keeps making the endless fast food and """"""za""""""" threads.

>>7802993
Pack her fudge, but make sure the road isn't rocket if you know what I mean.

>>7804264
>rocky
Autocorrect

Find some way of incorporating fruit (citrus? berries?) into that chocoball or on to the plate - the acid of the fruit will cut through the richness of the chocolate.