Why is watermelon the best thing to have in the summer?

I'd rather air conditioning and oral sex.

>>7776890
You can ice it down for a cold treat to beat the heat. Durrrrrr

>>7776890
That's racist.

cause it has a lot of water.

It's hydrating and wholesome

>>7776914
Hi brite

>>7776890
because it tastes like watermelon, which is good in the summer.

put some Lemon or lime Juice on it!

>>7777077
or some garlic mayo and grilled asparagus.

or fresh mozzarella.

>>7777002
Wat

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>>7776890
melons > watermelons
fight me

>>7776905
absolutely patrician

>>7776890
>Why is watermelon the best thing to have in the summer?

See >>7776890
>It's sooooo good

>>7777166
honeydew > watermelon > all the other shit

bitch boy

>>7777777

>>7777090
>garlic mayo

>>7778449
What is wrong with garlic mayo, faggot? Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face.

>>7778449
you would be suprised how versatile watermelon really is.

>>7778434
honeydo is terrible

>>7776890
Because you're a nigger.

>>7779022
That's rude. :(

I cool down with frozen bananas and cocoa and stuff in a Vitamix/Blendtec.

>>7777166
Other melons can be hit and miss.

>>7776890
Where can I get a watermelon with seeds? Every seedless has been a disappointment. Can it be found where brown people shop?

>>7776905
>air conditioning
Little pussies like you don't deserve oral sex.

>>7779487
It's absolutely necessary on the top floor of a shitty suburban apartment.

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>>7779471
>That's rude. :(

you didn't say it was untrue

also, honeydew master race

>>7776890
>Why
Stop asking stupid questions, it's great and that's all you need to know.

>>7779487

>enjoying nice things makes you a pussy

Have fun sweatin' out in the field with your watermelon, Otis.

>>7776890
>eating poor people meme fruit
>ever

>tfw gf hates summer
>tfw love sweaty summer messy sex
>tfw she dont

>>7779490
Who the hell lives in an apartment in the suburbs? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

>>7780719
You don't have a girlfriend

>>7780756
its been 5 years anon
she gets upset through the whole summer unless she has AC 24/7

>>7780752
almost no black people in the suburbs. You generally will get a nicer place for less rent in the suburbs.

I like using muoi ot. Anytime a relative goes go Viet Nam, I ask them to bring me back half a pound. It's so great with watermelon, pineapple, and raw green mango.

>>7776890
I'm Black and I don't like watermelon. I'm a peach person.