How do I activate my almonds properly? I've tried but

>>7768172
You need water from a homemade coconut

you need to eat other nuts within view of the almonds

>>7768172
Do you know why almond farmers call almonds "amonds"?

Push the button

Emu meat ball fat is required.

>>7768221
I thought that was only for walnuts

you've gotta punch the serial number into the DRM client.

soak them in water for a day

>>7768212
Because they shake the "L" out of them

Make sure you activate them in a container with a lid, I'm still finding the stupid things around my house

>>7768955
Ayyyyy :) Where do you live?

Hedoesn'tdoanything?

>>7768172
soak them in water for 12 hours. this will deactivate the enzyme inhibitors and bring your almonds to life!

>>7768182
So you do know it was a homemade muffin, right?

>>7768172
Put them up your ass for four days

>>7769642
nah it will just make it less bitter

>>7769681
that's not what I read on the health food websites. you just don't know about being healthy and need to take a basic healthy nutrition class and educate yourself!

>>7768172
Have you tried restarting them?

>>7768210
those are triggered almonds

>>7768172
Put them in your pussy slits. The highly acidic condition and Candida glabrata enzymes will activate the almonds.

>>7770022
you mean refrying them right? this is /ck/

>>7770777
That's a beautiful post number anon, congratulations.