If pork is from pigs and beef is from cows, and turkey is from

IGA

They're from Oni, the demons of Japanese folklore. That is why pepperoni is so red.

Pepperoni, also known as pepperoni sausage, is an American variety of salami, usually made from cured pork and beef mixed together

Took me ten seconds OP

>>7762899
What did he mean by this?

>>7762906
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

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>>7762907
probably pic related

>>7762899
Food Lion, ya dingus.

>>7762895
the pepperoni plant.

pepperoni is a vegetable, idiot.

>>7762907
Independent growers association formerly had a grocery chain in canada before it was bought out and merged with safeway

italians

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>>7762895

Americans are retarded
t. an Italian

>>7764079
Italians are retarded

>wahh you're doing food wrong! This isn't like my retarded grandmothers shit-tier cooking

>>7762906
How do they make these strange pig cows you speak of? Gene splicing?

they come from peronis

Pepperoni is actually the nipples of Indians, it's why we're in a pepperoni shortage.

The Indians were originally put in reservations so it was like a farm

>>7764091
Americans really are a cancer upon the Earth.

Pepperoni is harvested from the flesh of the Pepperoni Beast, morons.

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>>7762895
made from rare pepes

>>7764188
Or as the locals of it's native pastures, new jersey, call it 'pepperone'

uhh pigs too.

Given that it is American: probably garbage and filler products.

Pepperoni is actually what Americans call "peperoncino", i.e. pepper fruit. American "pepperoni" is a garbage version of salami.

>>7764584
Isn't American just a synonym for garbage in cooking?

American cheese
American hot dogs
American pizza

>>7762895
I heard it used to be made out of horse. Nowadays it's probably pork and beef.

>>7762895
Pepporoni is just juvenile salami meat, like veal is juvenile beef

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>>7762904
Underrated post

It's from a donkey.
It's a donkey's cock, with paprika.

>>7762895
pigeons

>>7762895

Pepperonisaurus, duh.

love me some 'ni on my 'za

It's just the cross section of a special type of large chili pepper.

>>7764097
Same was as Baby Oil.

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>>7765367
>Virgin detected

>>7762895
Puppies

>>7764143
Says the puppet country.

>>7764584
>Hot sausage is dumb
Kill yourself you sped.

>>7765472
>being this intimidated by your culinary superior

>>7765500
>being this retarded

fuck you

USA! USA! USA!

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>>7762895

>>7765500
>>7765602
some one call chef ramsy this yank got fucking burned

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>>7762906
>cured pork

>fill pigs with antibiotics to the ears
>call them "cured pork"

lol murrika

>>7762895
damn...

I like how all the autists came out to sperg out.
>>7765344
Has the best answer.

>>7762895
How can Americans eat this?
It tastes like spicy and greasy plastic, go eat real salami or other cured meats.