>like mushrooms >buy some shiitake >eat one raw; delicious

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>>7762596
Might as well start writing your will now while you're still alive.

>>7762596
Well you wont die but man you're gonna be covered in skin problems, possibly even internal rashes too, also your tongue and gums are probably going to swell. Nice knowing you OP.

>>7762596
A friend of mines dad used to grow and harvest shiitakes. He was hospitalized with a huge rash that covered everything but his legs. He's fine though, not sure about its effects on internal organs but you better wash your fucking hands.

Real talk not even joking you need to go to the doctor or hospital in the morning or depending on time zone because theres a good chance shits gonna get real for you in 48 hours and you may need medication.

Update with pics and timestamp?

>>7762596
>>like mushrooms
>>buy some shiitake
>>eat one raw; delicious

is that a haiku?

>>7766863
>buy shiitake
>eat one raw
>now am fucked

>>7766902
5-7-5
you might be stupider than that dead as fuck op

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>>7766902

A raw shiitake
Histamine terror
/ck/ not helpful

>>7767076
kek

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pop a pretty cap
KANEDA! screams Tetsuo
most likely be fine

take some antihistamines, you'll be fine in three weeks
don't scratch

>>7766934
>he doesn't know syllables don't matter

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>>7762596
>>read about shiitake dermatitis 5 minutes later on wikipedia
If you understood anything from that article, you probably can judge that by yourself, because that seems to be 100% medical lingo with zero understandable information.

>mfw I realize that I would probably write as ununderstandable, if I tried to write about some phenomena from my field

>>7766902
You, friendo, wrote the book on kekologly.

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>>7762596

It'll probably get you a week off of work if you play dumb.

>>7767797
No you are just retarded if you can't understand that article

>>7768433
my skin is worse than this 100% of the time

i wanna scratch that guy

>>7767076
it's 5/7/5 you dingus

>>7767076
>>7766902
>>7766863
>you guys are niggers
>niggers cannot write haiku
>stick to basketball

Is OP kill?

You'll be fine. Shiitake is not too potent. But in the future you should always cook every mushroom so you don't overload your liver with hydrazines. Mushrooms don't overcook:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0fHS8-l_NU

wew