Russian man with a passion for hotdogs. https://www.youtube

>>7756491
>now a little bit of ma-o-naze
>uses mustard

needs more ketchup and a pickle or two on top

hotdog holder seems actually useful

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>saying the word 'hotdog' with a russian accent is my new fetish

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Unidentified nationality brown skin man with a passion for made to order egg sandwiches

>>7756578
he looks so thoughtfully livid

>>7757019
>>7757019
dudes just cooking eggs in a hut, a shit job he does just to get by, and some fucking foreign hipsters pull out a phone and start filming him with the shittiest grin on their face. he's not doing anything special he's not making a special cultural dish, no he's making a damn egg sandwich in a hot as hell cramped as hell hut and some dickhead is filming him.

>>7756491
Russian discovers the amazing world of American capitalism.

>>7756491
Sounds like an American trying to impersonate a slav.

>>7756491

>man
>puts catsup on his hotdogs

>>7756530
a second language isn't easy - especially if you learned it later in life..

my wife often says 'Can you hear the smell?' Wrong syntax, but cute as hell.

>>7758639

awwww

>>7758639
>Can you hear the smell?

That's not ESL, that's down syndrome.

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I like this.

>>7758639
What about her son?

>>7756578
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

I think I've had hot dogs every way you can. I might be done. Tip: you can stuff a hotdog bun in the toaster, and it will come out all tasty and goody.

>>7756568
Just wrap the opened package with foil and place it in a plastic bag.

>>7758770
he gets mad at me often because I bang his mom

We won the cultural victory with Russia

>>7757312
No, like Slav purposly exagerating an acent.

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>>7756491
This video reeks of decadence and love for american capitalism.
That man saddens me. He must be sent to gulag.

Make mother Russia great again.

>>7758674
>>7758770
>>7758785

FYI, she also calls the outside of eggs 'egg skins'.
stay mad & in your basements

>>7758877
Her tits with a timestamp or it didn't happen.

>>7758877

>tfw no qt3.14 foreign wife ;_;

Where's she from, anon?

>>7758773
Business is good. He sells out of eggs everyday.

>>7756491
>slut dog

>>7757034
>are you going to buy a sandwich
>no I'm just going to be a dick and film you while you're trying to work and then wander off

>>7756491
spicy mustard

>>7756491
>Boom, there is bunch of sluts right there

>>7758877

How much did she cost

>>7758904
Saudi Arabia

>>7756578
That filename lol

>>7756578

Damn I'll take whatever that guy is making. That looks fucking great. I love watching my food get cooked too.

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>>7756491

>throw links everywhere then boom, more money for me.